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<capture>[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Counterexamples_to_Relativity&diff=prev&oldid=800074 '''Andy''']</capture>: "It's easy to search for "general relativity" and "conservative field" on the internet and see how little has been written about this.  That is telling in itself." Nice attempt at [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutsche_Physik Douche Physik].</votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo3629>The Assfly finally gets round to reading his talkpage, and upon finding it filled with {{ken}}'s pleas for attention, [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&diff=prev&oldid=800008 deletes the lot.]  He also [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&diff=799977&oldid=799952 oversights the more embarrassing stuff] for good measure.</votecp>  
 
<votecp poll=wigo3629>The Assfly finally gets round to reading his talkpage, and upon finding it filled with {{ken}}'s pleas for attention, [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&diff=prev&oldid=800008 deletes the lot.]  He also [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&diff=799977&oldid=799952 oversights the more embarrassing stuff] for good measure.</votecp>  
 
<votecp poll=wigo3628>No doubt about it, Ken  That's what professional debt collectors do when faced with a non-work-related problem.  They [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&diff=799977&oldid=799952 run off to the nearest church] to ask for funding for spamming the internet.</votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo3628>No doubt about it, Ken  That's what professional debt collectors do when faced with a non-work-related problem.  They [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Aschlafly&diff=799977&oldid=799952 run off to the nearest church] to ask for funding for spamming the internet.</votecp>

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67 Andyimg: "It's easy to search for "general relativity" and "conservative field" on the internet and see how little has been written about this. That is telling in itself." Nice attempt at Douche Physik.
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48The Assfly finally gets round to reading his talkpage, and upon finding it filled with  K e n  D o l l 's pleas for attention, deletes the lot.img He also oversights the more embarrassing stuffimg for good measure.
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59No doubt about it, Ken That's what professional debt collectors do when faced with a non-work-related problem. They run off to the nearest churchimg to ask for funding for spamming the internet.
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68Andy: "Finding the best new conservative words is like drilling for oil."img...you end up spewing shit all over the place
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88Counterexamples to the Bible? There are none!img
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34Is this encyclopedic?img CP just can't make up its mind! Update:  K e n  D o l l  seems to have discovered Godwin's Lawimg

Earlier entries

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101Ed Poor: "I just had a brilliant idea! Let's unblockimg Bugler!"
TK: *spit-take*img
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83 Andy ties everything together: machismo is a conservative termimg.
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102Conservapedia acknowledges two depressing facts.img
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59Just what the Richard Dawkins project needs: MORE HITLER!img
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46Otherwise known as Mainpagerightimg
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65Andy: Those dirty Commies "are notorious for grinding everything to a halt and demanding full worship of their current and prior leaders."img JPratt: "Look everybody, February 6th is Ronald Reagan Day, where schools will teach about Reagan and Californians can remember his legacy!"img
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115 Them's the rules: User creates an account.img Sysop-lite, more than slightly overstepping his authority,img blocks: "please recreate with your real first name and last initial..."img User does just that.img TrollKing, ignoring the sysop-lite's pedantic abuse, blocks the user for using "Multiple accounts."img Sorted.
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61Andy's new fiveimgfour step programimg to achieve all you need. Maybe Andy never really needed to achieve anything?
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16What DanielPulido is trying to say,"Reading hard. Me like pictures!"img
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89"My can-di-date is skin-ni-er than your can-di-date!" Andy takes political discussion to places it's never been before - the kindergarten playground.img
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57Gentlemen, it's what we've all been waiting for!  K e n  D o l l  begins work on Conservapedia's most embarrassing article of the decade!img No prizes for guessing what the contenders are.
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26The best part of the JacobB Incident (for people who dislike transparency)? A handy excuse to burn talk page historiesimg
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54Andy: PERFECTION: 20-40-80-160 BY CENTURY.img Conservative Words recount: SELECTION BIAS: 20-40-81-150 BY CENTURY. But perhaps perfection is not a conservative word (recount most certainly isn't!) Update:Andy is the one who threw off the word countimg.Update 3 2: There are no square pegs, grasshopper, only pegs that haven't been rounded off yet!img
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70 JacobB returns! Unblocked by Andy himself!img
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69Andy: the Adulteress Story "has obviously liberal bias contrary to the rest of the Bible"img...so what was the CBP about then? BONUS FUN: Andy compares his blog to the bible: "it is to be expected that some vandals would insert things into the Bible, just as is done today with a wiki."
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24JPattimg: The liberal media is putting our troops in danger by making available OVER 90,000 military documents!!! Just look at this Fox News article which links directly to them.
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70 Normal service has been resumed. Andy: BP = Liberal.img
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20 Spot the odd one out: Mark Twain, Peter Cook, Ken DeMyerimg, Jonathan Swift, Chris Morris.
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175Long-time suspected parodist JacobB finally takes off the mask and leaves with several pointed comments, all of which will be ignored by Andy et al. Karajou shows major butthurtimg with some last wordism.
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35CP: More liberals asking for a bailout.img Reality: California's most conservative county asking for a bailout
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48Dear Ken: The guy had been bannedimg right after his one comment.img No need to pretendimg that you gave him the chance of proving you wrong before declaring a time-out victory in the same edit.
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106Mega-Genius  K e n  D o l l  gives us his most stunning indictment of atheism yet - Proof and evidence that atheism is trueimg. Atheism on the internet has crumbled. Update: Ken follows it up with two moreimg hard-hittingimg refutations of atheism and a nod to Obama's economic policies.img
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56Ah! It's not science that explains everything... it's art!img
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74 We are not going to argue if Don't Stop (Thinking About Tomorrow) by Fleetwood Mac.img is conservative or not since it was added by Führer Assfly and we do not disagree with Der Führer.img
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17 K e n  D o l l 's thought process: he wants to attack PZ Myers for refusing to debate, so he just copies part of his Dawkins articleimg and pencils in PZ's name real small.img
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66Because people voted for himimg...Really, Andy, perhaps you should enroll in your American Government courseimg?
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44Andy: "Obama's job approval declines to only 29% in Wyoming!!"img Reality: He only received 32% of the Wyoming vote anyway.
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54Anything Palin can do... hot on the heels of "Censorability",img Andy pulls "Smearability"img out of his ass.
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12Who would have thought Schlafly would be into faith healingimg?
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46Add bestiality to the list of Uncle Ed's personal interestsimg. Hope that isn't original research there Ed...although is this just a continuation of a trendimg
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47In case anyone was wondering the Schlafly dictionary is still borkenimg really borkenimg
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58"This wiki blocks users from establishments of higher learning; specifically, all IP addresses related to Ivy League institutions are ban..."img. Explains much, this does.
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36Andy shows his appreciation by giving another suspected parodist the ability to drive editors away from his blog.img
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37Oh good. Accounting is "less susceptible" to liberal bias.img Must be why Enron's accountants were so good at it.
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75Kowardjerk bravely highlights the hypocrisy of the Obamas being concerned about their nation's obesity yet eating ice-cream!img BONUS:  K e n  D o l l  points out how they keep quiet about them there fat lesbians.img
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39Add mocking, belief, and hypocrisy to the list of things that Karajou doesn't understandimg
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57Andy welcomes a new student to his classimg, whilst TK gives him the more typical CP welcome.img Update: TK cleverly gives the same welcome to another userimg...and anotherimg...except that this time, it seems to prove yet again that TK either doesn't bother to even read usernames, or that he is way too trigger-happy. Update: Just to add to our confusion, user:Manhattan gets... a welcome message.img
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39Parodist Daniel Pulido steps up his game:Obama is the new Hitlerimg, co-parodist TK endorses the comparison.img
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35Obvious parodist makes comment on a Richard Dawkins lectureimg but all Ken wants to hear about is the ladies.img Update: blocked by TKimg, saying "Telling us what you think we want to hear is positively not working." That's news to us.
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12 K e n  D o l l pushes the bunnies meme some moreimg what is he trying to get at? Are Dawkins fans increasing in number really quickly or something?
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69Ken: "Ha! Liberals are unable to find fault with my excretions!"img Tony Sidaway: "I have some suggestions."img Ken: "Put them on the talk page, but erm... I'm suddenly very busy, so will ignore them."img TK: "I am the way, the truth and the light; nobody edits CP but through me."img
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23Congratulations, Conservapedia, you've gone completely 1984img.
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43I'm sure the Dean of SUNY Buffalo's Law School is closely following Mainpageright for advice on running a law schoolimg...especially from someone who needs 8 edits to correct "legals skills" (then deletes first 7 edits)
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6One for the nostalgia crew: Early CP user Humblpi's page is finally deletedimg.
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58In Ed Poor's world, other than movies about football coaches with 11-year old daughtersimg and Jane Austenimg, women really haven't made any contributions to society.
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0TK points out that Obama's poll numbers are similar to Clinton's in 1994img, before the Republicans swept Congress in the fall elections. He forgets to mention what happened in the election after that.
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105That's an unusual dictionary you must have, Mr Schlafly.img
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43*Sniff* Ed Poor must be so proud. Little Danny's Pudenda is all growed up and making Ed Stubs of his own.img
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27Another reason for Conservapedia getting so boring: Half of the time, the (best of the) public is prevented from editing...
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67Karajou does awayimg with those pesky words, "may have"
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43Andy, it looks like you've found a new saviourimg. One miraculous resurrection later and Fidel's back. Took a bit longer than 3 days but, of course, miracles ain't what they used to be.
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2Because of all the traffic, the little thingsimgget updated immediately on Conservapediaimg(hint: Robert Byrd has been dead for two weeksimg, and CPimgknowsimgitimg) Update: Terry Koeckritz our loyal reader fixes itimg, and removes good information along with bad.
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60Now its official. Andy is blatantly asking on the main page to make up 13 new conservative wordsimg in order to fit his geometric progression "1-2-4-8 pattern of doubling" law.
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2Andy on Main Page Left trumpets: The Spanish Inquisition defeats the Dutch Masters!img Nobody expects them, after all... I'd rather just have a cigar.
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70Problem: Physics is neither orderly nor perfect. Solution: Blame the atheists.img
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28So it's sedition,img is it?
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162Dinner at the Schlafly's, anyone?img
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43While much of the US bakes in a record-breaking summer heat-wave, Jpatt is on hand to inject some much needed Conservative common sense by reminding everyone just how cold it isimg.
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52In a world run by liberalismimg, it's the victim who gets punished, while the criminal goes free. Never mind that Scott Storey, DA of Jefferson County, whose office made this decision, is a Republican. It's always the work of Liberals.
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39Homeless man rescues a flag. Thus, without further ado, he must be a conservativeimg.
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56CP's latest accusation? Obama does drugsimg. Update: Removedimg by TK, of all people.
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35That's right, Andy, it won't be like any school courseimg, because they base their courses on facts and not personal vendettas.
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84Andy: Finally church gets what it's been needing for a long time, GUNS!!!img
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73Andy: "The World Cup finals: why isn't England or the U.S. there?"img Good point Andy, why isn't they there? Come to think of it, why aren't Algeria, Argentina, Australia, Brazil, Cameroon, Chile Denmark, France......
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40TrollKing trolls: Soccer is only popular where there are no other sports available. In places where it competes with the NFL, basketball, WWE, cheerleading, and cage-fighting, it is not popularimg. In other words, "in the USA, soccer is not popular".
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83 K e n  D o l l  subtly interrogates an editorimg
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6Dr. JPatt: "fourth study in 14 months that shows connection between abortion and breast cancer"img His sources source? An article in the Daily Fail about a study of only 300 women.
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45JPatt: Makes up a bunch of shit about Obamaimg
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97Netherlands win! But atheistic England knocked out.img So which nation do you think Conservapedia describes as "one of the least churchgoing countries in Europe"?img
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10 Andy doesn't understand bait in the context of a metaphor and/or doesn't understand what a mixed metaphor is.img
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78 Andy: The "Heathen" German World Cup Team had to import "Christian" players from Poland and Brazil to win - this is because Germany doesn't allow Christian homeschooling!img (Note that neither of these two players have ever been homeschooled).
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74Apple pie is conservative.img (It's in Conservapedia, so it must be true.)
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115More obvious trolling from obvious TrollKing: soccer is now a socialist sportimg because ... because you can't use your hands. It's also the only sport in the world for which mobs trash private property when their team loses - which at least makes sense compared to American sport fans trashing private property when they win. Update: When called on this insanity, Andy and TK double down. There is no comment we could make on thisimg or thisimg that would do them justice.
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22The madness that is Does Richard Dawkins have machismo? continues.img
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93Andy has a new conservative word™: life vestimg, that is, personal flotation device, which he says is "pro-life". We don't deny that they have saved many lives, but that's not the meaning of "pro-life" that one would expect to be used by a web site as obsessed over abortionimg as CP is.
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40Aha! A word was coined in the same year the Constitution was drafted. Thus it must be conservative!img Well, if the Constitution was drafted in 1840, that is.
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25"Today also commemorates the only true philosophical revolution in all history. There have been revolutions before and since ours. But those revolutions simply exchanged one set of rules for another. Ours was a revolution that changed the very concept of government." Sayeth the arch parodistimg (our emphasis). Absolutely sure about that, are you TK?
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58!!!Liberal colleges closing!!! cries Andyimg, linking to the looooong (4 in total) list of college closures (1968 to 1975). Government money on "fluff courses" savedimg, Ken continues (he being not a sycophant). Actually they're all private colleges and the latest (Dana College) is Lutheran.
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-27Conservapedia continues to downplay actual vandalism complaining loudly as a fading flag mural is finally removed from where an actual vandal painted itimg
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69Uhhh, not quite sure what to say.img.
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47Fox News: Prominent Republican calls on Steele to resign. Andy: Ambush by Fox News, demanding that Steele resign!img
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55Conservapedia's modesty and levelheadedness continues. They are now "in a unique position to rank other information sources of all types"img. How would they rank RationalWiki?
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-7JPratt: "Blocking yourself is against our Commandments."img Really?img
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100Andy sez "Evolution rhetoric has declined 33% in two years!img" How does he know? A google search on one meaninglessimg termimg, which is far from unique to the evolution debate in any case.
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88Vandalizing a wiki? Call the FBI! Vandalizing an expensive billboard? Divine interventionimg!
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23 Inactivity in editing does not justify being blocked, Aschlafly, 11:54, 30 June 2010 (EDT)img. (cp:User:CollegeRepublican is safe, too!)
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77Lenski Redux:The letter to Douglas Mooimg will be sent out any day now. Should we expect Andy to be mocked again? UPDATE: There, it's gone!img No, hang on I'll change a bitimg.
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19Another Schlafly gem:Obama has a consumer confidence index that's too low, Saint Ronnie got a 100 in 1985img the source:The monthly Consumer Confidence Index... uses 1985 as a base year with an assigned value of 100
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53People living in glass housesimg should not throw stonesimg
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61Well, we can't possibly argue with that, can we?img Oh wait...
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59 K e n  D o l l , CP's resident manly man, points out that Charlotte has machismo, Portland doesn'timg and helpfully suggests that machismo-less Richard Dawkins would fit in well in Portland. And in a demonstration of CP's dependence upon rigorous statistical analysis, it's from a survey that was sponsored by a snack food, and (surprise) based partly on its sales statistics, and other useful criteria like "number of home improvement stores" and "pick-up trucks per capita".
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82It's official. Conservapedia has branched off from our reality into a parallel universe.img Meanwhile, back in our world...
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86Blogger: Here's an entirely hypothetical scenario... Andy: So what if it hasn't actually happened? That won't stop me condemning them!img
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0Andy fails to grasp the nuances of sentence structure and announces with apparent joy that banning the banning of guns has been banned.img Or, in other words: The Supreme Court says that you can't ban gun control. ...So does this mean that gun control wins?
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89According to Andy, the US lost to Ghana because of American feminismimg and Ghanaian prayer.img (yet apparently England lost to the US due to atheism).
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72 K e n  D o l l  to Obama: God's not going to help you with the oil if you keep talking to the atheistsimg, a message atheists would typically agree with.
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78"Conservapedia is the leader in delivering insights."img
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188KevinO: McChrystal broke the rules.img Karajou: Which one?img. RichardTN: This one.img Karajou: Erm, doesn't count, that's not a military source.img BillDunbar: OK, how about this one?img Karajou: Erm, doesn't count, I asked KevinO, not you.img KevinO: Here it is.img Karajou: So what?!img
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77'Obama sacked someone?! That's worse than the murder, deportation and imprisonment of thousands of people!'img
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161Andy: English Literature is one of the worst college majors; after all, the Virginia Tech killer was studying it!img UPDATE: "Garbage in, garbage out."img Andy elaborates in his usual measured way.
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39 More conservative logic brought to you by TK: Rahm Emanuel "expected" to quitimg is the same as him debunking the rumor as "ludicrous".
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47 Some delving into the Conservative Bible Project reveals that clearly the word "black" means "brunette"img, which leads to such interesting phrases as "I am a brunette girl, but I am beautiful" and "Brunette as the tents of Kedar". UPDATE: Resident Parodist JacobB puts the kibosh on the funimg Oh also: don't "Stay me with flagons", "Make me strong with raisinsimg.
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64Apparently, according to Andy, 'aerobics' is a conservative termimg.
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33Obama's resting! How dare he rest! He said he wouldn't rest!img He's probably sneakily eating and sleeping behind closed doors as well, instead of LITERALLY spending ALL his time PERSONALLY cleaning pelicans. (Even God rested on the seventh day...)
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64Andy pulls another conservative parableimg out of his ass, because only a conservative would be nice to a kid with cerebral palsy. Note that it is neither conservative, nor a parable.
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47Dive for cover, it's a Media Ambush!img Asking Palin about the obscure and little-known "Bush Doctrine" was of course completely unexpected, irrelevant and a trick question. And shame on the interviewer for not explaining to her what the term means! Except that he totally did.
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10 Thunderf00t slams NephilimFree and Conservapedia at the same time, challenging Nephy to display his MACHISMO.
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56 K e n  D o l l  shamelessly puts a picture of Stalinimg in CP's article on PZ Myers. Way to hold a grudge. UPDATE: "Um, Ken, he's probably not writing any scholarly work on history because he's a biologistimg".
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57Barack Obama lacks machismo, just like Richard Dawkins!img
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72User: The claim that one gets 33 million hits on a Google search for "anti-Christian"img is 32 million too high. (The article had originally said 1 million, raised to 33 millionimg.) Andy: That's an interesting observation ... (and) begs the question of why.img.
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52Go ahead and add cumulative voting to the list of things Karajou doesn't understand.img
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64'What Do ObamaCare, Atheism and the U.K.'s National Health Have In Common?img We have no idea, but here's a tragic non sequitur'
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146Enabled women to see,img required women to see, Andy shows he isn't one to quibble over those little differences. Late update: saying the spill is 'like an epidemic' really means you think it is an epidemicimg.
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88 K e n  D o l l  explores the causal relationship between increasing waistlines and national debtsimg. No news yet, alas, of which nation is the most obese and therefore faces the biggest problem.
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53 Ed Poor plumbs the great depths of a romantic comedy and comes up with a typical eloquent and totally nonsensical conclusionimg
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51Oh noes! A US politician is claiming to be on a divine mission!img We can't have that, can we?
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90The Bible is correct (to 1 s.f.img).
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55Andyimg: "Yup...If there were more cookie-baking going on and less pants-wearing, the Mighty Christian Americans woulda beat them Godless Limeys in that so-called 'football' game."
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9Part #8925img of the ongoing Conservapedia exposé of appalling biasimg in the left-leaning mainstream mediaimg.
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-48Barloq logs into CP and explainsimg he is a Socialist and will most likely be banned. How long before he is? Update: Soon after, oversight!
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85Because as we all know, those evil atheists from Canadaimg didn't do too well, did they? UPDATE: Way to move those goalposts Andyimg
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31The Huffington Post have tried to hide the fact that a reporter used the term 'whack job' first!img...by putting the reporter's exact words in a highlighted text box, in a larger font, near the start of the article.
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56Andy: Who even cares about the "soccer"?img ...well, youimg apparently.img
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61Karajerk seems to think that a "copyleft" licence implies "leftist"img politicsimg. A user then points out the ongoing conservapiracy,img only for Jpratt to jump in heroically stating that as the Assfly is a first-rate lawyer, everything is above board here!img UPDATE: Karajou adds "extortion"img to the list of concepts he doesn't understand.
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53Karajou: "The effects of liberalism on California:img Lack of proper parenting and the allowing of an "anything goes" attitude may have resulted in a minor being lost at sea." NPR: "They are deeply religious people. They describe themselves as born-again Christians".
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68"Everything you post must be true and verifiable." If there's no citation for it, that's because of liberal censorship.img
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42Across the world, machismo-lacking rationalists tremble in their Godless boots as  K e n  D o l l  announces he plans to launch another devastating blow against atheism by writing Women's views of Richard Dawkinsimg.
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47 K e n  D o l l  suggests that Dawkins lacks an understanding of "manhood". Bold words for a single manimg who has spent the past three years obsessively editing homosexuality-related articles at Conservapedia.img
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30Conservapedia hails Australia'simg economic credentials. Pity about the regulated banking industry, socialised health care, liberal government and increasing atheism.
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57Pointing out that the Constitution allowed slavery and counted enslaved Blacks as 3/5 of a human being? Liberal pre-conditioningimg.
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66The epic of  K e n  D o l l  continues: "I am deciding when and if I will publish a followup work of: Essay: Richard Dawkins still has no machismo!"img However, Ken is fair enough to give Dawkins a month to develop machismoimg. Very considerate.
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10With a pictureimg that makes one suspect Steve McGarrett is going to shut down Wo Fat's pro-choice web site, Ken announcesimg a possible massive internet crusade against abortion.
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27Andy's new "American Government" class breaks new intellectual ground, coattails!img and promises to cover vital topics such as court casesimg that, quite by coincidence naturally, involve Andy.
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59Andy can't get enough of displaying his ignorance about foreign politics, stating that because no Catholic has even been PM of the UK it is "untested" and probably not legalimg. One must suppose the same holds true for a Jewish, Asian, female, Muslim etc. president, as there has never been one of those either.
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108TK removes obvious parodyimg - inserted by Aschlaflyimg. It's hard to keep trackimg today, isn't it? Update: TK no longer thinks (and never has thoughtimg) that Aschlafly's insight was silly stuff, needing citationsimg...
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18ReligiousRight explains that some pages and edits like this one can't just be edited by anyone and new members aren't allowed toimg hereimg.
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33JacobB shows that being a run-of-the-mill suck-up/minion/lackey/sysop isn't enough for him. He wants to be a Ken DeMeyer-grade insaneimg suck-up jerk. It's good to know that the multivariable calculus course is in the hands of such a level-headed person. UPDATE: Revertedimg by TK, who is, on occasion, capable of mature judgment.
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34Now we know what separates the men from the boys: correct use of Unicodeimg! Worried doctors are on standby to deal with the testosterone poisoning that would undoubtedly be triggered by discovery of the correct spelling of 'über'.
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72Public schools give credit to students who don't even answer the question!img. No reputable educational institution would possibly stoop to such methodsimg: "though declaring war outright may caused us to be defeated outright!" Yeah, how to teach Inglisch.
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59Karajou seems incredulous that someone wants to fix errors in a Conservapedia article.img Though he has a point. After 3 1/2 years, why start now?
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81Andy, January, reverting parody:img "[The notion that the Banach-Tarski paradox] confirms the multiplication of the loaves is over-the-top, though funny." Andy, June, inserting parody:img "this paradox -- or insight -- bears a striking resemblance to the multiplication of the loaves, which is the only miracle described in all four Gospels." UPDATE Jacob does what he canimg.
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51Ed Poor has gotten so bad at writing articles that he doesn't even research the subjects; he'll ask his questions on the article pageimg.
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58Obvious parodist ReligiousRight suggests that Andy's students scrawling bible verses on their face before tests to improve their performanceimg. JLatt comments on the postimg, pointing out the obvious parody, but TK objectsimg, and warns him not to make any more personal attacks on ReligiousRight.
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114Andy wastes the time of yet another expertimg.
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45'When I break the five loaves among five thousand, how many baskets full of fragments took ye up?' They said unto him, 'Twelve.' 'And when the seven among four thousand, how many baskets full of fragments took ye up?' And they said, 'Seven.' 'And He said unto them, 'How is it that ye do not understand?' And they replied, 'Perhaps we need a lesson in multivariable calculus?img'
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112Comparing the eleven starting positions in football "soccer" against each other, the US may have a better player in one of them. That makes England the underdogs! The only logical conclusion is that this is the result of rampant atheismimg. UPDATE Apparently, "soccer" isn't really a sport suited to TVimg. Tell that to the 715 million people who watched the 2006 World Cup final, Andy
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61The latest Conservative Parable is from the prophet Reagan on the protestant work ethic. One well paid professional to another: "How come you finish the day looking so fresh and bright?" The other: "Because I don't do my jobimg!".
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50Andy is either really dishonest, or just really stupid; The epic debate on freshwater lakes: "You keep usingimg that sourceimg. I do not think it means what you think it means.img"
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43Jinx quitsimg, says he has a "strong desire" to "minister to men". Also something about sore needs, a firm hand, coming to fruition, and removing certain unspecified "things". Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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58BREAKING NEWS! 'The BBC reports that Barack Obama's brother was denied entry to the UK'img...in a story dated 12th April 2009.
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81You've got to be shitting meimg - Ed Poor decides to highlight a wonderful ID-backer, and removes that pesky little nugget of information that this "scientist" questions the link between HIV and AIDS.
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50Unimpressed with Ed's formidable startimg on Conservapedia's latest entry, our favourite parodist jumps in to flesh outimg the budding article. But after switching a few words around in the first couple of paragraphs in an attempt to hide his blatant plagiarism, JacobB gets bored and just pastes the rest. Update: user calls out the total bullshitimg, but in TK's little world, "I don't see anything identical!"imgAnother update: JacobB trashes the evidence!img and makes another half-assed attempt to cover up his plagiarism!img Only one more paragraph to go!
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40So if anybody was wondering why it took so long for Conservapedia to defend Israel's killing of civilians in International Waters, they had to find conclusive proofimg that It's all Obama's fault.
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66Black holes are unfalsifiable?img Obvious parody!img I mean, nobody would seriously suggest that, right? Right.img Update: A parodist helps the parodistimg and smacks Jinx aroundimg.
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68User: "The founding fathers were deists and the like." Karajou: "Name the deists who were Founding Fathers; I'd love to see it." User: Okay... Karajou: How dare you give me the facts that I've asked for!img
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48 Ed Poor makes another brilliant, detailed contribution.img
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68Andy: "if the press had publicized the possibility that Gary Coleman died from an alcohol-induced fall, then Ted Koppel's son (who surely follows the media) may have curbed his drinking and saved his life"img
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72Good thing Conservapedia has a policyimg forbidding gossipimg, or they might be tempted to gloatimg about the Gores' divorce. Twiceimg Thriceimg.

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