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<votecp poll=wigo2256>Nothing.</votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo2255>Jpatt verifies that TK does have [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3ATKsGotTheClap the clap]</votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo2255>Jpatt verifies that TK does have [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User%3ATKsGotTheClap the clap]</votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo2254>Jpatt, up to his usual anti-Obama self, asserts [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Examples_of_Bias_in_Wikipedia&diff=684381&oldid=684094 right-wing smears of the president] regarding Ayers and ACORN as undeniable fact. Never mind the [http://voices.washingtonpost.com/fact-checker/2008/02/obamas_weatherman_connection.html stupidity] of associating Obama and Ayers. Never mind that Obama [http://mediamatters.org/research/200810120002 didn't act alone with ACORN].</votecp>
 
<votecp poll=wigo2254>Jpatt, up to his usual anti-Obama self, asserts [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Examples_of_Bias_in_Wikipedia&diff=684381&oldid=684094 right-wing smears of the president] regarding Ayers and ACORN as undeniable fact. Never mind the [http://voices.washingtonpost.com/fact-checker/2008/02/obamas_weatherman_connection.html stupidity] of associating Obama and Ayers. Never mind that Obama [http://mediamatters.org/research/200810120002 didn't act alone with ACORN].</votecp>

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41Nothing.
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10Jpatt verifies that TK does have the clapimg
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5Jpatt, up to his usual anti-Obama self, asserts right-wing smears of the presidentimg regarding Ayers and ACORN as undeniable fact. Never mind the stupidity of associating Obama and Ayers. Never mind that Obama didn't act alone with ACORN.
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27Andy's coin-flipping continues: (Tails) "Sorry, 'Rapture' is too religious-themed to be a 'New Conservative Word'img". (Heads) "Huzzah! 'Doubting Thomas' is our latest entry!img"
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61Conservapedia reaches new heights of conciseness.img
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46Andy shows off those reading comprehension skills by making the perfectly logical assumption that "US Teens" really means "US Teens who attend public schools."img
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54"Uncle" Ed Poor really wants to make sure fellow Conservatives have no difficultyimg looking for porn on CP.
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17Distortion 101: Hoyer says "I don’t know many small business men or women who are making, themselves $280,000 per year". TK says: "Hoyer said he could not think of anyimg small business owners who make enough money to qualify ($280K) for the higher taxes". Spot the difference? UPDATE: TK personally checked the quoteimg and he was so sure it was correct, he decided to make a non edit just to leave nobody in particular a message. Thanks Terry.
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22That Establishment Clause- and Treaty of Tripoli-denying Conservapedia founder blasts "intolerance by atheistsimg" while promoting intolerance...for atheists.

Earlier entries

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14Andy sucks upimg for William Dembski and bashes David Wolpert for getting his MA and Ph.D. from the "weak" UC Santa Barbara...but didn't note that Wolpert also has a BA in Physics from...his own alma mater, Princeton.
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39WAAH!!img Wikipedia favors [real] scholars—with their liberal bias and Professor values—over us!
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-2It's official: God is just hugging us closer.img
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17 K e n  D o l l  adds moar Hitler STALIN to main page.img OF COURSE Stalin killed 30 million Russians because we are evolved from monkeys.
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2Don't trouble yourself on our accountimg, but if you really want, and because we're nice, it's {{fact}}.
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15Wisdom about Catholic doctrine: True Catholics obey Church teachings and don't promote the anti-Christian liberal platformimg.
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17IdetA-blocked by TerryHimg for five years for being a vandal at 15:16. User page deletedimg by TK four minutes later. TK then welcomesimg her to the wiki.
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8Andy man makes local weather news a a global warming denialism breaking newsimg while ignoring the fact that same article mentions about temperatures will slightly rise within few days in Willamette Valley.
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41Andy continues on his crank-medicine binge: Hyperbaric oxygen therapyimg is a magnificent cure-all for everything from skin burns to autism! Pay no attention to those people who say that it causes blindness and the bends; they're just lib-burr-ruls talking gibberish.
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-1RJJensen on World War II: It's fine to call the Phoney War by its English name, but its German name is to be avoided as "slang."img
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36Jpatt: It is unnecessary to mention that Norway is a gay-friendly country, because "All Euro states R gay friendly godless liberals"img. Should we tell Jpatt, "You forgot Poland"?
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-4A user makes a singleimg editimg in mainspace; Jpatt blocks him for "reversion harassment of me site's members."img
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37Sigh. This is called anecdotal evidence, Andy; your having to turn up your electric blanket in New Jersey last night doesn't mean Al Gore has to return his Nobel Prize.img
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19Rob "Call me Bobby" Smith: This is obviously a hit piece,img and thisimg is a partisan stunt. But thisimg is a legitimate edit.
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-6Jpatt vs. RobSmith - round one. FIGHT!img UPDATE: "Sorry Bobby."
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55Andy is having a fitimg because the Merriam-Webster dictionary doesn't agree with his straw-man definition of "liberal."
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2Eek! There's a(nother) Red in Obama's cabinet!img The Russians are coming!
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4Jpatt: In apparently related news to homophobia among Muslims in the U.K., Somalis decapitate seven Christians.img
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19While Conservapedia attempts to boast their so-called "awesomeness" in Surchur, only two of the top 20 results in Youtube portray Conservapedia in a positive light. You guessed it! Their quite inactive channel, and some Youtuber whom  K e n  D o l l  constantly praises.
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2Andy thinks American spelling is "more phonetic"img than the British variety, probably coz it helpz him reed bettar.
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6A non-sysop makesimg repeated pleasimg to  K e n  D o l l  to block a vandal. Before he can act, Karajou and RJJensen jump in.img  K e n  D o l l , obviously sore that he lost the banhammer race, burns the pleas.img
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18"Independence" ... was a specularimg way to perfect the geometric fit!!!!!--Andy Schlafly 23:57, 9 July 2009 (EDT)
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23Pointing out a broken linkimg in the Obama page is an "unnecessary, unhelpful comment" and a PRATT besides. TK agreesimg UPDATE What a lovely display of hypocrisy...img
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25"We do not ban users based on their comments elsewhere."img Unless, of course, that "elsewhere" happens to be RationalWiki a known vandal site.img
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48More gossip hypocrisy:
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23Conservapedia, where homophobia's just fine unlessimg it's something that Muslims do and something that lib-burr-rul gays aren't criticizing Muslims for doing. (In Jpatt's dreams, anyway.)
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24In Conservapedia land, tourist behavior is relevant to socialismimg.
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38Poor misunderstood TK! He asks Why do you ... in a silly contrivance, try to paint me as mean?img (burned 23 minutes after this was posted), pointing out that "'Mean' as a descriptor for speaking plainly, without obfuscation, is a liberal convention." There there. I'm sure no one would ever accuse you of being mean!
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4Why yes, when you don't know what you're talking about, statisticsimg can mean anythingimg!
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18OK! We got your pointimg already! You don't have to repeat this threeimg timesimg. Update: Ok, let's make it four timesimg with a different source in Ohio.
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17A French translation of the creationist quote fiesta article on Evolution is coming,  K e n  D o l l  is proud to announce in Spanishimg. UPDATE: correctedimg. Or is it? French grammarimg requires the use of 'le' rather than 'la'.
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32Jpatt must be really pissed off with this guy!img
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1Jpatt plunks in detailsimg that the "First Lady requires more than twenty attendants." Newsmax reports, "Laura Bush traveled to Afghanistan in March 2005. Her staff of 21 was not told of the plans." Why does Michelle Obama need these details, since this has barely any information?img
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81Dance, monkey, dance! "Mountain Blue" again asks RW users to contact him with details on accounts on CP. RW user provides an IP of an "open relay." TKimg blocks IP range. Another poor user will be disappointed to know their server is banned from CP now.
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1The Air Force finds out that the "God and Country Festival" is more about God than Country, and declines to fly planes over it. Terry Koeckritz, out of the blue, blames Obama.img
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5"Don't remove factual info from a Wiki."img My, my, does JamesonD have a lot to learn...
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74Jpatt: Obama isn't a "Negro;"img he's "half white half black half muslim half commie."img"
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-12Wait, Rob, Wasn't it the same Obama approval pollimg you showed the last timeimg?
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-7New Conservapedia user complains that Wikipedia is biased because they deleted my pet article.img Now tell us again why this user hasn't been blocked with a "Please recreate your account using your real first name and last initial"?
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17Pay no attention to all those dumb scientists with their junk-science; when famous astronauts start denying something,img you just know it ain't so!
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13Irony meter alert! Rob expresses moral outrageimg that lib-burr-ruls would dare to make tasteless jokes hate-speech against disabled people. But it is, of course, perfectly all right for conservatives to do it.
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61"Sea level rise is a fraud,"img and to prove it Conservapedia links to a graph mentioning things that happened 24,000 years ago. Careful, there; that's 18,000 years before the world was made!
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-13 RobS backpedalsimg on spelling and grammar. Is Obama a backwards itinerant salesman for immigration reform? You're welcome in advance, guys!
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80Long-time (well since October) CP editor PhillipV plays a teeny prankimg on Terry Koeckritz, who shows that he mustimg have been absentimg the day Jesus invented comedy.
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12AddisonDM does not believeimg that a prohibition against "creating images in the likeness of humans" is in the Bible. Hint, Addison: it's the Second Commandment, Exodus 20:4. Not exactly obscure.
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-4Danny1212: Let's bring in some more epic fail win evidence that the Muslims are more perverted gay friendlier than Christiansimg, as well as reorganizationimg.
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0Remember Mr. Powell's support for Obama during the 2008 presidential campaign? Well, Terry Koeckritz decided to give Powell the "duh" awardimg for joining into their detached reality.
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2A new Conservapedia essay:img "The way of Salvation as He walked it and talked it, is no different than the way of Salvation as Paul preached it and believed it." The essayist should try reading his Bible sometime.
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54Sure, take a complaint about public school grade inflationimg from an uncredentialed teacher reluctant to grade anything less than 8/10.
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28Andrew Schlafly: History teacher or history reviserimg? Bonus: The Enlightenment >gasp!<' criticizes ecclesiastical authority (just like Andy does whenever someone brings up the death penalty).
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9Inconvenient facts about marriageimg are considered liberal multiculturalism,img as is the removalimg of dead links.
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46Andy: If the New York Times reported that 2+2=5, we wouldn't repeat it. Now stop your complaining about extreme censorship lib-burr-rul rantingimg and let's have an open-minded discussion about gun control.img User: I'm pro-gun-rights, but I was open-minded and did some research.img Andy: Stop being amused by lib-burr-rul deceit!img User: Can we ignore personal attacks?img Andy responds with a fit of open-mindedness.img
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5In addition to bashing real autism organizations, now Andy is drooling all over one of the crank groups, Defeat Autism Now!®img ("Look how scientific we are! Autism is caused by too many bellyaches!")
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21It should not be mentionedimg that the U.S.'s independence was not recognized until 1783.
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37It "sets an absurd precedent" for people to be tried for the crimes of their ancestors.img An absurd precedent, indeed.
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19Andy gets "a start on a key case" by bashing the Autism Society of Americaimg for not including cures for autism on their conference agenda.
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3Conservapedia winds the psychological projection knob up to about 11 by featuring an article about a new lib-burr-rul trait,img working in a blogger's complaints about Wikipedia.
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16Andy: "Jpatt, you've been a godsend to our site and our nation!img Note: "Godsend" with a lower case "g"? Hmm...
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41Terry Koeckritz is "disappointed" that a user should add a "gossipy item"img to the Sarah Palin article, apparently forgetting that Andy had posted the very same gossipy itemimg to the mainpage.
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30It's Andy Insight Time: Measuring faith like you measure bench-pressesimg improves it, and only the devil would say otherwise!
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-18Terry Koeckritz misuses the "cquote" templateimg and makes a single newsbite run two whole pages.
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0Terry Koeckritz does not understandimg the proper use of fact-tags.[citation needed]
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18Robby boy goes Godwin's Law and attacks Obama's health care policyimg with a nice image macroimg. UPDATE: TK goes "Meh, not my tasteimg."
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14Andy has devised an exciting new franchise opportunity: Start a Conservapedia Clubimg and win a trip to Washington, D.C.!
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23Can I make another geometric fit happen?img Oh yes!img Very likely!img
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41A history professor points out:"Not everything in America's historical treatment of 'blacks' was perfect"img. A moron whips up a word salad response: "While should you say these things 'bout party dayimgyou not patriot isn't."img.
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10Making eight edits in eight minutesimg to get an item on the main page just right isn't entirely unusual for a certain Conservative editor. Not noticing that he's explaining the Statue of Liberty has been closed since the terrorist attacks of September 11th, 2009....well, he might be acting a bit hasty.
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6Terry Koeckritz: Calling conservatives "hateful" apparently qualifies as hate-speech.img Of course, if he is "known for his extreme obnoxiousness and hatred for Republicansimg", who are we to judge?
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-20Conservapediaimg suffersimg multipleimg vandalimg attacksimg leavingimg BigM to revert teh nonsenseimg. "Anybody with blocking powers?"img ... "TK? JPATT? ANYONE?!"img Not YOU, ANDY!img
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2It's Andy Insight Time: Being able to book a doctor like you make a dinner reservationimg is excellent, given that a noted Islamic socialist is about to nationalize all the hospitals.
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73One year later, the resentfulness of deep humiliation still comes out in Andy's latest News postimg.
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5A hack prominent official at Duke University has been arrested for molesting his adopted son and trying to sell him for sex. Terry Koeckritz posits that this story was not plastered all over the national media because this sort of thing is expected of lib-burr-ruls.img
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11A bunch of physics professors and former oil-company strategic managers eminent climatologists write a letter to Congressimg denouncing the "global warming alarmists" in a very alarmist manner.
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-8Terry Koeckritz distorts a Rasmussen Report and claims that all liberals choose not to live in the U.S.img, despite the report itself not mentioning anything about political preference. More irony comes in when TK decides to celebrate Canada's birthday at the same timeimg (remember, folks, this is an encyclopedia that has Canada down for being too lib-burr-rul because it has universal health care).
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55Andy praises the lack of profanity and tobacco products in a home-schooled football league in Georgiaimg. Better than praising their commitment to "Acedemics and Atheletics".

Footnotes

  1. WARNING: The voting system might be under attack by neoconvicts, koo koo klansmen and/or the International Jewish Conspiracy, so take it with a grain of salt.