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|1=feudalism had no commuting, no "lay offs," no "offshoring", fewer heinous crimes like today, no widespread breakups of marriage, no same-sex marriage, no drug addiction, etc.
 
|1=feudalism had no commuting, no "lay offs," no "offshoring", fewer heinous crimes like today, no widespread breakups of marriage, no same-sex marriage, no drug addiction, etc.
 
|1=there were no significant Roman philosophers, and the reason is obvious: philosophy is the study of the truth, and Romans didn't even recognize its significance.
 
|1=there were no significant Roman philosophers, and the reason is obvious: philosophy is the study of the truth, and Romans didn't even recognize its significance.
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|1=there is a high correlation between belief in evolution and liberal political beliefs; that correlation alone demonstrates that evolution cannot be factual.
 
|1=I can tell with 95% certainty what your positions are on [[classroom prayer]] and [[evolution]]. The 95% confidence level is all that science requires. I know your positions with greater certainty than I know what the weather will be like tomorrow.}}<!--
 
|1=I can tell with 95% certainty what your positions are on [[classroom prayer]] and [[evolution]]. The 95% confidence level is all that science requires. I know your positions with greater certainty than I know what the weather will be like tomorrow.}}<!--
  

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"Anonymous User"(I see you don't use the proper naming convention), breast cancer is so prevalent among evolutionists that no further talk-page debates about it are necessary or will be tolerated. I looked at your contributions which are full of spleling errors, so admit it, you're not a church goer. Open your mind and admit that chivalry helps resist breast cancer. I repeat: all cultures have accepted the Flood.Difficult for liberals to accept, I'm sure, but the facts don't care if they are accepted or not.--Aschlafly 06:39, 18 February 2020 (UTC)

Explanation

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them. Please add direct quotes—the more insane the better—but feel free to paraphrase if they don't quite work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, watch as Andy fails the Turing Test...
Talk page lacking that Schlafly je ne sais quoi? Try the SQG template!