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|1=feudalism had no commuting, no "lay offs," no "offshoring", fewer heinous crimes like today, no widespread breakups of marriage, no same-sex marriage, no drug addiction, etc.
 
|1=feudalism had no commuting, no "lay offs," no "offshoring", fewer heinous crimes like today, no widespread breakups of marriage, no same-sex marriage, no drug addiction, etc.
 
|1=there were no significant Roman philosophers, and the reason is obvious: philosophy is the study of the truth, and Romans didn't even recognize its significance.
 
|1=there were no significant Roman philosophers, and the reason is obvious: philosophy is the study of the truth, and Romans didn't even recognize its significance.
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|1=there is a high correlation between belief in evolution and liberal political beliefs; that correlation alone demonstrates that evolution cannot be factual.
 
|1=I can tell with 95% certainty what your positions are on [[classroom prayer]] and [[evolution]]. The 95% confidence level is all that science requires. I know your positions with greater certainty than I know what the weather will be like tomorrow.}}<!--
 
|1=I can tell with 95% certainty what your positions are on [[classroom prayer]] and [[evolution]]. The 95% confidence level is all that science requires. I know your positions with greater certainty than I know what the weather will be like tomorrow.}}<!--
  

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"Anonymous User"(recreate your account with your real first name and last initial), if you only you could find someone to teach you how to spell heinous and truly, then you'd almost be ready to graduate from elementary school! I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and it's the high word:substance ratio that characterizes the liberal every time, so whether you admit it or not, I can tell you're an apologist for Lenski. Open your mind and admit that God reduces genocide. Nobody seriously doubts that the death penalty increases the possibility of redemption.--Andy Schlafly 14:31, 28 November 2022 (UTC)

Explanation

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them. Please add direct quotes—the more insane the better—but feel free to paraphrase if they don't quite work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, watch as Andy fails the Turing Test...
Talk page lacking that Schlafly je ne sais quoi? Try the SQG template!