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<center><big><big>My parents have issued an ultimatumUntil such time as I have a job, I will not be able use the computer.  I will not be available in any way for an indeterminate amount of time.</big></big> <br>Sincerely, {{User:Radioactive afikomen/sig}} 00:36, 15 July 2008 (EDT)</center>
<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my <s>anti-</s>drug</div></span>
 
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{{User:Radioactive afikomen/menu}}
 
 
 
This is interesting... I have no idea why I signed up here.  <s>Perhaps someday I shall actually contribute something.</s>
 
 
 
I run the blog [http://layperson.rationalblogs.org Layperson's Terms].  I am an editor on [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Radioactive_afikomen Uncyclopedia], Wikipedia, and [http://strategywiki.org/wiki/User:Radioactive_afikomen StrategyWiki].  I can also be found on [http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Radioactiveafikomen Youtube], and a woefully neglected page on [http://www.flickr.com/photos/13733318@N02/ Flickr].  (All these sites with the same username.  Consistency—ain't it great?)
 
 
 
__TOC__
 
 
 
==Convenience!==
 
*A '''[[User:Radioactive afikomen/sig|link to my signature]]''' for my own convenience.  No more typing in the search box! 
 
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Displaying_a_formula '''Math wikicode'''].  Now I don't have to google it ''every single time'' I want to make a math joke!
 
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_colors '''List of colors'''].  You can have any color you want, as long as its black.
 
*The [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/index.php?title=Conservapedia_Talk%3AWhat_is_going_on_at_CP%3F&diff=160495&oldid=160490 '''best conversation ever'''].
 
 
 
==Dream==
 
My dream is that some day, some one, somewhere, will say, "The science articles on Wikipedia are too dense and bloated for me.  But I found this great place, where they explain things clearly and concisely.  It's called ''RationalWiki''..."
 
 
 
My dream is that some day, some one, somewhere, will say, "I found this great place, where you can talk about serious things like religion and society, but you can also have fun.  It's called ''RationalWiki''..."
 
 
 
''That'' is my dream.  Even though I don't contribute anything of substance to this site, just remember, that ''I'' remember, what this site is all really all about.
 
 
 
==Pledge==
 
Many moons ago, on another site, I pledged to always be civil.  Lately, I seem to have abandoned that pledge.
 
 
 
I'm sorry.
 
 
 
I renew that pledge right now.  I will remain civil, cordial, and approachable at all times. I will stop and think before posting strong words.  I will be a devil's advocate, and support the disregarded.
 
 
 
If I ever slip up, call me on it.  My talk page is right there.
 
 
 
[[Image:Missy.jpg|thumb|275px|left|My first love.]]
 
{{Userboxtop}}
 
{{User Jewish}}
 
{{User moral compass|-4.5|5}}
 
{{Userboxbottom}}
 
 
 
==My fault==
 
This list does not include every article I've established, just the ones I consider worth uglying up my userpage to display.
 
*[[Essay:The Joys of Fascism]]
 
*[[Counterexamples to Conservapedia's Counterexamples to Evolution]]
 
*[[User:Radioactive afikomen/New Section|Participate in RationalWiki]] section on the [[Main Page]]
 
*[[Essay:Why I Love Evolution]]
 
*[[Essay:Needed Constitutional Amendments]]
 
*[[Heritage Foundation]]
 
[[Image:New messiah.jpg|350px|right]]
 
*[[RationalWiki:Moral Matrix|Moral Matrix]]
 
*[[Template:U]]
 
*[[Fun:Question of the Day]]
 
*[[Tony Blair]] (a pathetic stub; not even written to de-redlink it, but to de-lonely [[John Major]].)
 
*[[Template:Fun]]
 
*The "redirect people (-ives) to ideologies (-isms)" initiative.
 
*[[Template:Unwelcome]]
 
*[[Template:F]]
 
*[[Debate:Are moral decisions best made by rational thinking?]]
 
*[[Biblical criticism]]
 
*[[Template:C]]
 
*[[Congregationalism]]
 
*[[Mainstream media]]
 
*[[RationalWiki:Redirecting as many things as we can to Andrew Schlafly]]
 
*[[Essay:Conservapedia and Women]]
 
*[[Essay:Gender and Sysops]]
 
*[[Scientific American]]
 
*[[RationalWiki:Active users]]
 
*[[Template:El]] (I'm actually proud of this one. I made it entirely on my own.)
 
*I proposed the [[RationalWiki:Constitutional Convention]]
 
*[[Conservapedia:Awards]], where RationalWikians can give personalized awards and gifts to their favorite Conservapedians.
 
 
 
===Imported goods===
 
These pages were taken from Uncyclopedia, though not without appropriately modifying them to fit RationalWiki.
 
*[[Template:Blasphemy]] (I made the original Uncyclopedia version as well.)
 
*[[Template:Sockpuppet]]
 
*[[Template:Noun]]
 
*[[Template:Adjective]]
 
*[[Template:Verb]]
 
*[[Template:Adverb]]
 
 
 
===Things I will get around to at some distant point in the future===
 
*Essay:Theory of Institutions
 
 
 
==Real estate==
 
Out of hyperterritorialism, I haved register those users whose usernames are too close to mine.
 
*{{u|Nuclear matzah}}
 
*{{u|Atomic communion wafer}}
 
*{{u|Isotope cracker}}
 

Revision as of 04:36, 15 July 2008

My parents have issued an ultimatum. Until such time as I have a job, I will not be able use the computer. I will not be available in any way for an indeterminate amount of time.
Sincerely, Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 00:36, 15 July 2008 (EDT)