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Surveys in recent years show that about 1 out of every 70 people who are will be very good people. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster in such a way that their thalamus of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's personality to change so that it closely resembles the body shape of God-King Andrew "Assfly" Schlafly. This process is very strange, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Gaysdidit!!! Agree with me or I will make you suffer... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.