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"Anonymous User", do you ever cite a specific passage from the Bible? I looked at your contributions and you seem to believe that the Romans had the concept of "truth", so I'm confident you're wrong. Open your mind and admit that going to church stops atheism. Whatever the mainstream media might say, the average age of the Wikipedia police is probably between 15 and 17 years old. What makes you think a majority of liberals are "self-identified as Christian"? Only 20% of the population is liberal, and less than half claim to be Christian. Many are atheists. Contribute in an educational way to substantive entries here, or go elsewhere to rant about your view of the world. Please.--Andy Schlafly 02:45, 21 May 2024 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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