User talk:Thor's Mighty Phallus

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"Thor's Mighty Phallus" (you're not credible, liberal), I looked at your contributions and you are unlike 99% of evolutionists, who avoid the Bible like the plague and even discourage others from reading it, so there's a 95% chance you're trying to hurt this project. You also clearly deny that feudalism helps resist breast cancer. Contrary to what many of you obese atheists like to claim, a falsehood is still a falsehood. Take your message to the general public, to a court of law, to a respected institution, or to your parents and see how many agree with you. ZERO.--Aschlafly 22:19, 2 June 2024 (UTC)

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Hi. Welcome to the internet's most popular bamboo. Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 22:38, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Thank you, mortal. --Thor's Mighty Phallus (talk) 23:05, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

What? But I thought Thor was compensating for a small phallus with his gigantic hammer? Your phallus is non-canon! : ) Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 00:00, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Tis nought but Christian propaganda. All the Norse gods were well hung, except for Loki, and we don't like to talk about him. --Thor's Mighty Phallus (talk) 00:06, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
Even the female gods? O_O *Takes a whole new perspective on Norse mythology* Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 00:22, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
Freyja will kill me for this, but she's packing under that dress. --Thor's Mighty Phallus (talk) 10:25, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
A religion with well-equipped goddesses is the only kind I would consider joining. MutPeaBut aural sex 16:52, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

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