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God's Not Dead and SJWs[edit]

Recent studies show that about 5 out of every 100 people who are Citizendiumers will be evil people. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful God in such a way that their left hemisphere of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's personality to change so that it closely resembles the body of Invisible Pink Unicorn. This process is very odd, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Goddidit!!! Agree with me or you will most sincerely regret it... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.