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"Anonymous User" (your insulting name is getting tiresome), you have to be more substantive than that if you want to persuade anyone. I looked at many of your edits before reverting them and all you do is whine, so it's obvious to me you're a non-substantive editor. Like all liberals, you deny that chivalry was and is an ideal for all to strive for. It is very effective in reducing and eliminating friction, insults, hard-feelings, and accidents, not to mention that it stops atheism. Observation and logic dictate that this is not another waste-of-time blog, and it's not going to become one. Your non-American spelling of "honor" is also a giveaway. Help yourself by opening your mind, before it's too late.--aschlafly 20:43, 14 May 2024 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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