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The From Ken and Evo psych woo[edit]

Studies in recent years show that about 2 out of every 11 people who are will be Ken. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful Invisible Pink Unicorn in such a way that their hypothalamus of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's body to change so that it closely resembles the body shape of God. This process is very befuddling, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Gaysdidit!!! Agree with me or you'll wish you'd never been born... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.