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"Anonymous User" (you're not credible, liberal), I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and see you're suffering from evolution syndrome, so there's a 95% chance you're a second generation atheist. You also refuse to accept that that affirmative action causes rather than stops Shaken Baby Syndrome. The answer to your silly question is this: many liberals don't believe in teaching that deceit is wrong. In addition to being a crime, deceitful trespassing is wrong. Too bad some people don't learn and teach that. And, by the way, the language obscuring how Brits celebrate the anniversary of the alleged "discovery" of the gunpowder plot is going to be corrected also. Request a change to your real first name and last initial or your account will be blocked.--aschlafly 19:19, 4 May 2024 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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