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"Anonymous User" (obviously your parents were unbelievers to give you such a pagan name), unfortunately I can only conclude that you don't have an open mind about this. I've managed to read your rants and based on your postings, I bet you don't spend even 5% of your spare time reading or analyzing the Bible, so it's painfully obvious that you're here to do harm to family values. You also refuse to accept that religion prevents sexually transmitted diseases. Nobody seriously doubts that relativity has yielded nothing productive, and neither is this discussion. Every minute spent on discussing relativity is a wasted minute, and every dollar spent is a wasted dollar. --Aschlafly 10:00, 1 June 2024 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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