User talk:Thor's Mighty Phallus
"Thor's Mighty Phallus" (obviously not your real name), consistency is not something to be worshiped. I looked at many of your edits before reverting them and you claim that faith isn't an uniquely Christian concept, so my confidence is over three standard deviations away from the mean that you're favoring communism. Open your mind and admit that teaching phonics deters Wikipedia bias. The answer to your silly question is this: the odds against a Muslim converting to Christianity are greater than 100 to 1. Contribute in an educational way to substantive entries here, or go elsewhere to rant about your view of the world. Please.--aschlafly 01:39, 3 June 2024 (UTC)
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Hi. Welcome to the internet's most popular tapioca. The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 22:38, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
- Thank you, mortal. --Thor's Mighty Phallus (talk) 23:05, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
What? But I thought Thor was compensating for a small phallus with his gigantic hammer? Your phallus is non-canon! : ) Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 00:00, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
- Tis nought but Christian propaganda. All the Norse gods were well hung, except for Loki, and we don't like to talk about him. --Thor's Mighty Phallus (talk) 00:06, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
- Even the female gods? O_O *Takes a whole new perspective on Norse mythology* Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 00:22, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
- Freyja will kill me for this, but she's packing under that dress. --Thor's Mighty Phallus (talk) 10:25, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
- A religion with well-equipped goddesses is the only kind I would consider joining. MutPeaBut aural sex 16:52, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
- Even the female gods? O_O *Takes a whole new perspective on Norse mythology* Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 00:22, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
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I made you a Meisop. You may now block Meis. There is a Sysop guide if you want it. -- =w= 23:48, 26 January 2010 (UTC)