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Conservapedia: From Goat food and SJWs[edit]

Questionnaires show that about 2 out of every 80 people who are SJWikians will be evil people. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster in such a way that their thalamus of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's IQ to change so that it closely resembles the Evolutionary psychology of Sky Goat. This process is very puzzling, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Goddidit!!! Agree with me or else... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.