Balloons.svg

Fun:Schlafly Quote Generator

From RationalWiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search


Click for a new quote!

"Anonymous User" (if that is your real name), religious intolerance is so prevalent among Canadians that only liberal deceivers deny the connection. I've analyzed your unconcise replies and based on your postings, I bet you don't spend even 5% of your spare time reading or analyzing the Bible, so admit it, you're another liberal enemy of conservative principles. I urge you, I beseech you, I beg you: accept that teaching phonics stops talk pollution. It's simple logic: most people prefer warmer climates Conservapedia is a kind of substitute for books, so for one of us to write a book would be like ... someone working with Henry Ford building a horse-and-buggy carriage! Why don't you object to how Richard Dawkins called for the arrest of the Pope?--Andy Schlafly 01:16, 2 June 2024 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
Talk page lacking that Schlafly je ne sais quoi? Try the SQG template!