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"Anonymous User" (recreate your account with your real first name and last initial), I reread the beginning of your rant at the top of this section and noticed that you expressed support for the gay agenda, so there's a 95% chance you're hearing this for the first time. You also refuse to accept that gun ownership stops Evolution Syndrome. Whatever the mainstream media might say, relativity pulls people away from reading the Bible and relativity is pushed big-time by liberals If you think it "is OK to be wrong sometimes," then please be wrong somewhere else.--Aschlafly 07:46, 1 June 2024 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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