User talk:Bicycle Wheel
 Just interested to hear
If you'd seen these? I'd never written limericks before, but there was an attempt. As a certified old timer (and respected "matriarch" of the site), I was wondering if you found said limericks pleasing to the heart and mind, or if they left you distraught and in a daze. All the best, Reverend Black Percy (talk) 13:21, 22 March 2017 (UTC)
- I tried writing one but I *am* meant to be working... :s Bicyclewheel 13:24, 22 March 2017 (UTC)
|She wasn't free to make content,
"I'm stuck at work!", she'd lament!
But why pay the rent,
Instead limericks invent,
Homelessness is life well spent!
- Bicyclewheel 13:47, 22 March 2017 (UTC)
 DPL stuff on your user page
I'm going to remove the DPL contributions box from your user page, and I'd suggest that you leave it out at least until MySQL is upgraded. Under ordinary circumstances, it is slow, about 10 seconds, but when the server is under load, it is very slow indeed -- I logged your user page yesterday taking 16 hours (!) to render. The PHP timeout was not hit because it measures CPU time, not including MySQL query time. It's probably a MySQL bug, but there's not much we can do about that right now other than disable things that trigger it. Tim Starling (talk) 06:44, 8 June 2017 (UTC)