Essay:Needed Constitutional Amendments (The Krusty Krab)

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Amendment 28[edit]

Lil' Mosey is white.

Amendment 29[edit]

If a citizen plays a game of "Among Us" and does not vote red at their first opportunity, they will be voted out of the country.

Amendment 30[edit]

France no longer exists. We begin bombing in 5 minutes.

Amendment 31[edit]

On August 12, 2036, we will celebrate the heat death of the universe.