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Ahhhhhhhh god fucking Jesus goddamn Christ. Why the fuck, just sleep damn it. Stupid fucking gibberish pants. AceModerator 10:43, 14 February 2012 (UTC)

I would have thought these would be right up your street :) CrundyTalk nerdy to me 10:44, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
God damn it Crundy that isn't the point. The goddamn creature is banging around in the ceiling, gnawing at the damned electrical wiring. The sonofabitch won't chew the bait I left it and I had to climb through my bedroom window this afternoon wearing a full suit and silk shirt. My cuff-link caught on the curtain railing and nearly spilled me into the bushes. Fuck. AceModerator 10:48, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
With you. Is that the DTs or do you actually have a mouse/rat/taz in your loft? CrundyTalk nerdy to me 10:49, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
Some fucking weird animal that climbs into the ceiling sporadically and crashes around all fucking night. Once I heard it slithering up behind the oven, damned thing sounded like a multi-headed Gila Monster. Anyways, last time it was hear I bungled around the house at 3am, banging on the walls with a frying pan until I had cornered it in the hallway. It fled through the eaves above the front door and rattled the solid oak door in its frame. Now the bastard is back and I can't sleep so I am watching Extras in reverse chronological order for some weird reason and thinking about cheese. AceModerator 10:54, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
Mmm, cheese. So wait, you don't know what it is? It might be a kitteh, and just wants a hug! CrundyTalk nerdy to me 10:56, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
I don't fucking know what it is but I have a large machete waiting for it. AceModerator 10:57, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
Possum? Kea? (spouts off random list of NZ animals likely to get in ceilings) Sophiebecause liberals 10:58, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
I would recommend slow cooking it in red wine and stock. CrundyTalk nerdy to me 10:58, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
I caught a possum up a tree in the front yead not too long ago. I chucked rocks at it but grew bored after awhile. Anyways, fuck. AceModerator 11:00, 14 February 2012 (UTC)