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God's Conservapedia, Dead and Conservapedia[edit]
New questionnaires show that about 6 out of every 50 people who are Conservapedians will be Donald Trump. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful Jimbo Wales in such a way that their occipital lobe of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's physical appearance to change so that it closely resembles the appearance of God-Emperor Donald Trump. This process is very confusing, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Goddidit!!! Agree with me or I will find you... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.