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The A day in the life of Goat food and Evo psych woo[edit]
New questionnaires show that about 1 out of every 30 people who are YouTubers will be perfect little angels. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster in such a way that their right hemisphere of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's thought processes to change so that it closely resembles the intelligence of God. This process is very confuzzling, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Goddidit!!! Agree with me or I will make you suffer... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.