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Conservapedia: From Assfly and Conservative Bible Project[edit]
Studies in recent years show that about 1 out of every 80 people who are SJWikians will be very good people. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful God-Emperor Donald Trump in such a way that their temporal lobe of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's physical appearance to change so that it closely resembles the appearance of Ceiling Cat. This process is very confusing, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Falldidit!!! Agree with me or you will suffer... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.