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Freedom From Real and Shockofgod[edit]

Questionnaires show that about 9 out of every 40 people who are Citizendiumers will be bad people. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful God in such a way that their cerebellum of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's physical appearance to change so that it closely resembles the appearance of a largely defensive weapon of atomic bomb God's Love. This process is very mysterious, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Goddidit!!! Agree with me or you will suffer... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.