Fun:Random article generator

From RationalWiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Click here for a new article! Feel free to add!

The Not Defensive and The banhammer[edit]

Questionnaires in recent years show that about 7 out of every 40 people who are Citizendiumers will be bad people. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful largely defensive weapon of atomic bomb God's Love in such a way that their thalamus of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's physical appearance to change so that it closely resembles the body of God-Emperor Donald Trump. This process is very wacky, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Flooddidit!!! Agree with me or I will find you... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.