Pshah. Everybody knows I'm the best one-upper.
Your mum is the best one-upper.
My mom's in California...
Where's she's getting the best one-upper!!
I shame both myself and my family's honour.
Your mom gave up her honor last night.
To yours, it apparently wasn't that great.
I will outlive God trying to get the last word!
I'm still waiting for God(ot)