Technically, this is a subpage of your talk page. Why, though? Do you get an email every time someone posts?
No, I get an orange New Messages box and instead of something interesting it is cretinous prattle.
By the way, I did get a cat. I don't have a camera, though, so I can't post pictures of him like you suggested.
No he didn't. He was never your buddy. When are you going to leave?