User:A God of Some Kind

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Being A God of Some Kind, he could be responsible for anything. This doesn't necessarily mean he is, but he expresses his approval if anyone wants to blame or reward him for anything that they fancy.

Born presumably on Olympus or maybe never born at all, A God of Some Kind was raised to be a good, forgiving, vengeful and omnipotent god.

As a child he found himself potentially lonely, depending on if he is a monotheistic god or not, so decided to create the universe that might have already existed. This took him an amount of time.

His most famous creation, man, was a particular triumph. Balancing predeterminism and free will perfectly to allow complete contradiction from any worshippers, he managed to inspire whichever religion it is that loves him into all sorts of kind acts and atrocities.

He has received several awards for things he could have done, often having awards dedicated to him by celebrities who know it's a possibility that he helped them. His lasting regret is that people repeatedly say he doesn't exist, despite maybe writing a/some book(s) proving him to be real.

In later life he confines himself to his holy bedroom, balancing the important acts of surfing the internet, causing natural disasters to kill non-believers and answering all the millions of prayers he receives.

Any attempt to contact him should be made through the local church/temple/brothel depending on where you think he might be.

Donations appreciated.