User:GordonCreeman
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“”Did I break something again?
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—GordonCreeman |
GordonCreeman is an internet dweller, human, and bassist of a band nobody has ever heard about. He was raised by wolves from infancy. It is unknown how he ended up in such a situation, but theories hypothesises hypotheses range from abandonment as an infant to actually being born of a wolf.[citation needed]
GordonCreeman is extremely introverted and shy. Sneaking up on him may will startle him. If this happens, slowly back away from him, making no sudden movements.
GordonCreeman is a former pack-a-day cigarette smoker, having quit cold turkey in late April/early May 2014.
Damn userboxes are takin' our jerbs
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