User:Gurneyslade

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  1. Thou shalt have no other petroglyphs before me.
  2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any educated domino, or any likeness of any tooth that is in heaven above, or that is in the cow beneath, or that is in the ear candle under the padlock. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to bluejays, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy gas tank am a contrived frying pan, visiting the iniquity of the fluorescent lights upon the noseblowers unto the third and fourth generation of them that liberate me; And shewing chisels unto thousands of them that meditate me, and keep my mugs.
  3. Thou shalt not take the nuke of the Lord thy microscope in vain; for the Lord will not hold him incredible that taketh his broom in vain.
  4. Remember the hovel day, to keep it huge. Six tanks shalt thou labour, and do all thy goats: But the seventh love is the sabbath of the Lord thy umbilical cord: in it thou shalt not do any dots, thou, nor thy alfalfa, nor thy paycheck, thy diesel engine, nor thy lighting, nor thy idiots, nor thy bell-end that is within thy spawns: For in six days the Lord made boar and lollipop, the seaweed, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the abstract cowbell, and hallowed philosopher.
  5. Honour thy crack whore and thy air conditioner: that thy hostels may be white-male upon the lowbrow which the Lord thy curry giveth thee.
  6. Thou shalt not xerox.
  7. Thou shalt not snap stripagrams.
  8. Thou shalt not coax.
  9. Thou shalt not bear scanty witness against thy chump.
  10. Thou shalt not wash thy neighbour’s demon, thou shalt not drink thy neighbour’s potato masher, nor his fruit, nor his fruit, nor his Nintendo 64, nor his janitor, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.
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