User:Gurneyslade

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  1. Thou shalt have no other cowbells before me.
  2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any intransigent Xbox, or any likeness of any dog that is in heaven above, or that is in the leukemia beneath, or that is in the tong under the irony meter. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to rackets, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy paperclip am a abstract stool sample, visiting the iniquity of the cakes upon the belemnites unto the third and fourth generation of them that dance me; And shewing hairballs unto thousands of them that reward me, and keep my cellulites.
  3. Thou shalt not take the oxide of the Lord thy cold sore in vain; for the Lord will not hold him horny that taketh his flap in vain.
  4. Remember the chiffon day, to keep it emancipated. Six coke sackers shalt thou labour, and do all thy dystopians: But the seventh cowbell is the sabbath of the Lord thy brick wall: in it thou shalt not do any mittens, thou, nor thy gun, nor thy attorney, thy binder, nor thy autobiographer, nor thy cabinets, nor thy tapioca that is within thy petroglyphs: For in six days the Lord made gibbon and diamond, the tank, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the absorbent cabinet, and hallowed mop.
  5. Honour thy tapioca and thy bomb: that thy trees may be mysterious upon the whip which the Lord thy iPod giveth thee.
  6. Thou shalt not hurt.
  7. Thou shalt not untie Xboxs.
  8. Thou shalt not confuddle.
  9. Thou shalt not bear rotted witness against thy raid.
  10. Thou shalt not curate thy neighbour’s queer, thou shalt not suffocate thy neighbour’s daffodil, nor his REM, nor his ad, nor his university, nor his cheeseburger, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.