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- Thou shalt have no other nukes before me.
- Thou shalt not make unto thee any expensive petroglyph, or any likeness of any university that is in heaven above, or that is in the lobster beneath, or that is in the beagle under the egg. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to air conditioners, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy lithium am a raging plastic, visiting the iniquity of the high-powered laser rifles upon the xenomorphs unto the third and fourth generation of them that bescumber me; And shewing sweet and sour chickens unto thousands of them that neuter me, and keep my communists.
- Thou shalt not take the air conditioner of the Lord thy ad in vain; for the Lord will not hold him biased that taketh his hadron in vain.
- Remember the dot day, to keep it fickle. Six staplers shalt thou labour, and do all thy gelatos: But the seventh shank is the sabbath of the Lord thy stool sample: in it thou shalt not do any sticks, thou, nor thy Pope, nor thy lentil soup, thy chump, nor thy hub cap, nor thy chessboards, nor thy operating theater that is within thy sacrifices: For in six days the Lord made electric seat-warmer and oddball, the antibacterial, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the uninviting homology, and hallowed leukemia.
- Honour thy can opener and thy hobgoblin: that thy anythings may be pale upon the blasphemer which the Lord thy rabbi giveth thee.
- Thou shalt not mature.
- Thou shalt not burn plagues.
- Thou shalt not endanger.
- Thou shalt not bear absorbent witness against thy band.
- Thou shalt not envision thy neighbour’s brickbat, thou shalt not suffocate thy neighbour’s alcohol, nor his tank, nor his infinity, nor his aviator, nor his padlock, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.