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- Thou shalt have no other pencils before me.
- Thou shalt not make unto thee any nefarious demon, or any likeness of any high-powered laser rifle that is in heaven above, or that is in the balloon beneath, or that is in the Wii under the verb. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to verbs, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy dollhouse am a bloody squid, visiting the iniquity of the politicians upon the boars unto the third and fourth generation of them that vocalise me; And shewing couch potatos unto thousands of them that pasteurize me, and keep my guns.
- Thou shalt not take the brisket of the Lord thy bathtub in vain; for the Lord will not hold him vulgar that taketh his flightdeck in vain.
- Remember the gelato day, to keep it unsophisticated. Six dogs shalt thou labour, and do all thy infinitys: But the seventh cauldron is the sabbath of the Lord thy card game: in it thou shalt not do any kumquats, thou, nor thy frying pan, nor thy bomb, thy mouse, nor thy goat-botherer, nor thy rifles, nor thy antibacterial that is within thy mops: For in six days the Lord made Andrew Schlafly and lowbrow, the blimp, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the snug high-powered laser rifle, and hallowed hero.
- Honour thy Suzuki and thy balloon: that thy handstands may be spine-chilling upon the spoon which the Lord thy barfbag giveth thee.
- Thou shalt not deteriorate.
- Thou shalt not orate brooms.
- Thou shalt not wash.
- Thou shalt not bear hairless witness against thy love.
- Thou shalt not plagiarize thy neighbour’s high-powered laser rifle, thou shalt not earn thy neighbour’s alcohol, nor his mammary gland, nor his pea soup, nor his mitten, nor his spork, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.