User:John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
This user used to be a supergiant star at RationalWiki, but has run out of fuel and collapsed upon himself in a giant supernova. Thus, this account is now little more than a blackhole and that which goes on its talkpage will be sucked into that void forever. If you really must get a hold of me because you just can't resist bothering a former editor here, you may use the "e-mail this user" function I suppose. But keep in mind that I probably won't want to talk about goings on at RationalWiki much unless threatened with bodily harm and torture (or promised with them, depending on the circumstance).