User talk:MLC

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I Dictator Paravant am imposing new laws on this wiki.

  1. I shall be worshipped like the God i am. Fail to do this and you will be arrested and charged with sacralise
  2. My new title shall be Dictator Paravant or Paravant the impaler.
  3. The chicken coop is to be closed, I will personally act as the judge and jury during community discussions
  4. Oppose me and you will be arrested and charged with treason.
  5. Fat Aardvark is to be made my deputy and Lyndon Johnson will be made the official mascot of the wiki
  6. JorisEnter and FuzzyCatPotato is to be s sentenced to 15 years hard labour

From your noble and most honourable ruler


Dictator Paravant