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Tell me that's a parody. Surely even Jack Chick... surely? Totnesmartin 14:36, 5 January 2009 (EST)

Remember, this is the guy who envisions a future in which all true believers will be persecuted by the Great Catholic-Atheist-Pagan-Nazi-Jewish-Communist Conspiracy until the Rapture comes about. This is small stuff. I kind of like it, actually. --AKjeldsenCum dissensie 14:55, 5 January 2009 (EST) "Jesus is in complete control." Hehehe...
sorry, yes, I'd momentarily forgotten how ridiculous JTC can get. Totnesmartin 19:17, 5 January 2009 (EST)
That reminds me: I remember a comment somewhere that if Jack Chick was a fictional character, the author would get letters berating him for creating such an offensive caricature of a Christian. Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 19:24, 5 January 2009 (EST)

Why is Jesus holding a peppercorn & some rubber bands in his hand? I don't understand the theological significance of this. ωεαşεζøίɗWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 19:34, 5 January 2009 (EST)

Why you heretic! Isn't it obvious?! The only reason that molecules do not fly apart is because Jesus' almighty hand keeps them together! Imagine what teh fly would have to say about this shocking aethistic behavior. . . Wait . . . Here he comes:

"Weaseloid" (what a ridiculous user name!), your edits are an excess of talk, insubstantive edits, and edits that have to be cleaned up. I looked at many of your edits before reverting them and you are unlike 99% of evolutionists, who avoid the Bible like the plague and even discourage others from reading it, so let me guess: you're hearing this for the first time. I urge you, I beseech you, I beg you: accept that homeschooling prevents murder. Believe what you like, but the correlation between belief in evolution and avoidance of the Bible (despite claiming to be well-read) is nearly a perfect 100%. --Aschlafly 20:00, 20 May 2024 (UTC)

--"ConservapediaUndergroundResistoris overworked and overbearing 19:37, 5 January 2009 (EST)

The peppercorn represents a Christian, and the rubber bands symbolize the EVIL SATANIST CONSPIRACY surrounding him! (Only reading Chick tracts can free you from it!) Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 19:38, 5 January 2009 (EST)
That may well be better than mine. Obviously I must do something. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistoris overworked and overbearing 19:39, 5 January 2009 (EST)
Have no fear, citizen! Jesus is in complete control. --AKjeldsenCum dissensie 20:19, 5 January 2009 (EST)