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"Anonymous User" (inappropriate name), religious intolerance is so prevalent among Muslims that I hardly think a citation is needed to demonstrate it. I've managed to read your rants and you deny that Obama is a Muslim, which is undeniable, so there's a 95% chance you're a sociopath. I urge you, I beseech you, I beg you: accept that faith reduces skateboarding. Got news for you: relativity pulls people away from reading the Bible and relativity is pushed big-time by liberals Let's see how well you can do on the World History Midterm Exam. Or perhaps your skill is only acting like you know it all. Go back to public school.--aschlafly 15:59, 23 May 2013 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes—the more crazy the better—but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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