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"Anonymous User", blasphemy is so prevalent among university professors that no further talk-page debates about it are necessary or will be tolerated. I skimmed through your recent edits and you're "sources" are ungrammatical, so it's painfully obvious that you're an apologist for Lenski. Furthermore, you deny that chivalry was and is an ideal for all to strive for. It is very effective in reducing and eliminating friction, insults, hard-feelings, and accidents, not to mention that it helps resist racism. It's simple logic: only a Muslim would pronounce Pakistan as 'Pokistan'. We don't have overly broad policies of censorship here on Conservapedia. Our rules are specific and their application is clear and almost never disputable. We've had liberal editors and even Administrators since the beginning and I can't think of a single editor who was censored for his ideas, rather than violating specific and incontestable rules. I know you'll insist, as all liberals do, on last wordism here, but don't misrepresent my position and don't beat a dead horse, or you will be blocked.--Andy Schlafly 13:17, 23 April 2024 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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