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"Anonymous User" (you're not credible, liberal), I've reverted the liberal placement bias you inserted into this page. I reread the beginning of your rant at the top of this section and found them to be barely related to the point at issue here, so regardless, I'm so confident that you're against Conservapedia. Furthermore, you deny that that affirmative action causes rather than prevents violence. As I've said before, school prayer is necessary for education. It's not very funny when you realize what you're trying to conceal. --Aschlafly 20:48, 6 July 2025 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them — they're usually the less insane sounding ones. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).

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