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"Anonymous User", suicide is so prevalent among Democrats that I hardly think a citation is needed to demonstrate it. I've responded to your concerns and answered your questions and there is an anti-Christian tone to your postings, so whether you admit it or not, I can tell you're lacking a largely defensive weapon of gun. I urge you, I beseech you, I beg you: accept that translating the Bible helps resist breast cancer. It's simple logic: black holes do not satisfy any sensible definition of science. That's basic logic, though I'm not optimistic that you or other liberals will admit it. Open-minded people who respect logic have no difficulty elevating logic over personal whim. Study the Bible and follow its commandments.--Aschlafly 01:27, 26 April 2015 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes—the more crazy the better—but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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