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"Anonymous User" (isn't it funny how liberals present themselves?), you're wrong on multiple points. I've responded to your concerns and answered your questions and nearly every one of your postings here includes a puerile, sneering remark, so clearly you're an agent provocateur. And you persist in denying the obvious truth that cremating heretics reduces racism. Liberals don't like it, but Vikings didn't take their wives and children on long voyages. You need to listen to the classic rock song entitled, "I fought the law, and the law won." You need to listen to it 80 times, in fact. Contribute first, then talk, as I'm going to do now.--Andy Schlafly 20:51, 2 October 2025 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them — they're usually the less insane sounding ones. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).

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