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"Anonymous User", it's no coincidence that you promote evolution while lacking a single edit to the Bible project here. I've responded to your concerns and answered your questions and I feel depression and animosity coming through in your comments, so I'm confident you're lacking a largely defensive weapon of gun. And you persist in denying the obvious truth that preaching about Hell prevents moral decay. As I've said before, big vocabularies are advantageous. What makes you think a majority of liberals are "self-identified as Christian"? Only 20% of the population is liberal, and less than half claim to be Christian. Many are atheists. Contribute in an educational way to substantive entries here, or go elsewhere to rant about your view of the world. Please.--aschlafly 19:15, 24 May 2017 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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