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"Anonymous User" (if that is your real name), I've managed to read your rants and I feel depression and animosity coming through in your comments, so clearly you're favoring immorality. You also clearly deny that that affirmative action causes rather than stops homosexuality. Contrary to what many of you obese atheists like to claim, sure, there are happy, healthy atheists. They exist. The same can be said about 100-year-old smokers. Viking men with their superior weapons were destroyed by a few random Indians in Newfoundland? Funny how liberals don't seem to make the Indians the scapegoats when it's to further an absurd claim. Go back to Wikipedia, where censors delete conservative information daily.--Aschlafly 19:10, 15 September 2025 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them — they're usually the less insane sounding ones. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).

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