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"Anonymous User" (I see you don't use the proper naming convention), let me guess. You're a liberal, right? I've analyzed your unconcise replies and your use of "BCE" and "CE" denies historical basis, so it's painfully obvious that you're easily taken in by Hollywood Values. You also clearly deny that prayer deters genocide. In sum, Google retrieves less than 1000 sites referring to "second generation atheist," beginning with this one so it is not easy to find many examples of productive second generation atheists. Suit yourself if you like relativity, but you're wasting your time and please don't waste any more taxpayer dollars on it. Request a change to your real first name and last initial or your account will be blocked.--Andy Schlafly 19:46, 16 August 2017 (UTC)


The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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