Fun:Schlafly Quote Generator

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"Anonymous User" (if that is your real name), you're clueless. I reread the beginning of your rant at the top of this section and all you do is whine, so My confidence is over three standard deviations away from the mean that you're trying to spread liberal hearsay. You are in complete denial that that capitalizing Hell deters moral decay. In sum, opposition to chivalry breeds a lack of respect and a disdain for hard work. We're here to learn and grow. Your account will be blocked if you simply continue to rant here.--Aschlafly 10:21, 25 June 2017 (UTC)

[edit] Explanation

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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