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A place to sit in a dumpster with your own bottle & moan about the saloon bar

Musha rig um du rum da
Whack fol the daddy o
Whack fol the daddy o
There's whiskey in the jar


[edit] Oh No

I created the first archive for this page. Leninist123 (talk) 17:21, 28 May 2011 (UTC)

A talk page... has a talk page. This place is screwed up. The unbusinesslikeman of business 17:32, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
No, this is a talk page for a project page that just happens to be used for talk. This is a talk page for a talk page! Real first name and last initialTalk, talk, talk skim my contributions 21:21, 8 June 2011 (UTC)
Is there really any point to archiving a single, brief, and admittedly odd, discussion?--"Shut up, Brx." 21:25, 8 June 2011 (UTC)
that's not an archive, it was concurrent with the debate and its talk page. Real first name and last initialTalk, talk, talk skim my contributions 21:29, 8 June 2011 (UTC)
I mean here--"Shut up, Brx." 21:30, 8 June 2011 (UTC)

No you did not create the first archive. First archive is here: RationalWiki talk:Saloon bar/Archive1. Everything appears to have been kicked out of whack when Mindless Cheerleader moved [RationalWiki talk:Saloon bar] to some nonsense location & RNS moved it to [RationalWiki talk:Saloon Bar]. What a bunch of fuckin morons. WéáśéĺóíďWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 21:40, 8 June 2011 (UTC)



....can't see how in the history. P-Foster Talk "Armed with the knowledge of our past we can charter a course for our future"--MX 20:04, 9 April 2012 (UTC)

So what's it gonna take to turn off IP edit now? -- Seth Peck (talk) 20:05, 9 April 2012 (UTC)
That's just a band-aid...what we need to do is LOCK THE FUCKING DATABASE. Occasionaluse (talk) 20:14, 9 April 2012 (UTC)

NITE MOAD. P-Foster Talk "Armed with the knowledge of our past we can charter a course for our future"--MX 20:18, 9 April 2012 (UTC)

[edit] Guide to the Book of Mormon


I'm new to RatWiki membership (though I've browsed for a while), and I consider myself an ex-Mormon (I'm currently being raised Mormon and still have to go to church and all of its activities, etc.). Since we have a guide to the Bible, I thought it would be fun to make a guide to the Book of Mormon as well. What do you guys think? — Unsigned, by: TheIrrationalShark / talk / contribs

Sure, if you're happy to take the lead on it, since most of us won't know as much about it as you. €₳$£ΘĪÐWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 06:24, 23 April 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm currently working on it. It may take a while, though.

WHO CARES IF YOUR WORKING ON IT ISwagHard (talk) 05:39, 14 May 2012 (UTC)
what REALLY happened to the gold plates ? what powers does the magic underwear give you ? is it true that you never take off the undies while overseas and do they have a flap ? answer those (if they are not secrets) and the angel Moroni will bless you. Hamster (talk) 03:17, 5 November 2013 (UTC)
I'd offer to help, but I haven't read it in >13 years. Look forward to reading it though.--Barryjon (talk) 13:12, 5 November 2013 (UTC)

[edit] Uuuurgh




SophieWilder 20:12, 2 December 2012 (UTC)

*Fetches mop* What did you drink? Humorless fascistsociopath 20:15, 2 December 2012 (UTC)
That stuff they're trying to find a name for in there. SophieWilder 20:33, 2 December 2012 (UTC)
Tsk tsk. Humorless fascistsociopath 20:36, 2 December 2012 (UTC)
I can see an entire fetish built around this!--P3A58NT86 22:24, 2 December 2012 (UTC)
34. Corry (talk) 06:51, 16 December 2012 (UTC)
I coughed hard. It make me feel like I needed to throw up. Are you OK, Sophie? ħumanUser talk:Human 05:58, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

[edit] An important message --TechCheeseprotest 01:37, 12 October 2013 (UTC)

[edit] Bestiality

Any fellow heathens partake in acts of depravity lately? I had an extra cup of coffee this morning. Wasn't hard to fight any of the zoophilia urges inherent in godlessness. Successful day.— Unsigned, by: some tosser or other / talk / contribs

Oh dear, this one's not even trying. To be a successful troll you need to needle us, not make blunderingly ridiculous claims. Go back to the start; think abut what you're trying to achieve. What's your aim?SophieWilderModerator 13:57, 5 November 2013 (UTC)
lulz. And deserved doom shall be unto you (talk) 13:28, 9 November 2013 (UTC)

[edit] Suicide Choir

"Sometimes I feel,

Long ago, life took the last breath from me.

Life itself, the grand enemy.

The white bride of wretched death,

Did guide me through gardens grey.

The fruit of which, would only grow to rot away.

Amidst these vast gardens,

Even doth the sun itself,

Seem so pallid.

Seven statues of saddened stance,

Perhaps the craft of a man still sadder.

Fallen leaves of a thrice dead oak,

A morbid portrayal, of a once grand majesty.

The once glorious moon,

Its pallor so unhallowed.

Kneel before,

The Suicide Choir.

Be judged by your,

Suicidal desire.

What would one tear filled glimpse stand to reveal?

Upon his grey green throne,

Stained with the horror,

of a thousand bloodied suicides.

Sate the Suicide Choir."

DØØM MĖSSIÅH Be judged by your suicidal desireDolan.png 13:38, 10 May 2014 (UTC)

Happy stuff. Trapped inside this octavarium 07:28, 12 May 2014 (UTC)

[edit] Is this site biased?

I've seen people accuse the site of being biased and I've actually seen the site itself admit it in this article: — Unsigned, by: TemplarJLS / talk / contribs

Yes it is: Nullahnung (talk) 09:52, 5 September 2014 (UTC)
Um, like… did the formatting fuck up or something? Or are you a pretty cool music person as well? MĖSSIÅH ØF DØØM Reaching out to embrace the randomDolan.png 11:16, 5 September 2014 (UTC)
I figured the back alley could use a little curating, so I fixed Templar's segmenting of MoD's thingymaboop. For those wondering, part of the topic right above this one got merged into this topic, and Templar tried to fix it but only put the last two lines back in the right place, leaving the YouTube link hanging out at the end of Templar's message. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Floof!~) 11:14, 11 March 2015 (UTC)

[edit] Cosmetic Surgery and Health Care

In places that have universal health care (not the US of A), should certain cosmetic surgery procedures such as liposuction be included under insurance plans for everyone (over 18)? — Unsigned, by: / talk / contribs 19:25, 25 May 2015‎ (UTC)

[edit] Yep

That orange juice was spiked.
That orange juice was spiked.
Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Floof!~) 13:17, 11 June 2015 (UTC)
AND YOU LEFT NONE? ArcticVixen (talk) 10:49, 15 June 2015 (UTC)

[edit] Super top secret pictures from Lord Jerboa's phone leaked sexy nudes yes

File:NSFW RW goatse.pngWarning: NSFW Image!

I'd tell you to keep the back alley classy but apparently it never has been so... (talk) 08:08, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
I think this is where
we go to be
Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Floof!~) 08:13, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

[edit] Who thinks I'm abusing my HTML style privileges?


I... I...

With Comic Sans. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Floof!~) 22:09, 9 August 2015 (UTC)

WalkerWalkerWalker 04:21, 24 August 2015 (UTC)
Hey guys, can I use---copy this onto my userpage? It looks so cool and want to do it but I don't have a ton of time right now. Zexcoiler Kingbolt (talk) 05:35, 29 September 2015 (UTC)Zexcoiler Kingbolt

[edit] Bar top template mess

For some reason I can't access any of the top of the page tabs on the main saloon bar page. I think it has something to do with the banner template. Or perhaps some bullshit because I refuse to use the vector skin.—Ryūlóng (琉竜) 12:55, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

Yeah it's definitely some garbage to do with mono book and I AM NOT SWITCHING TO VECTOR.—Ryūlóng (琉竜) 12:57, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

Solution to that.--"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 12:58, 21 September 2015 (UTC)
Wouldn't it be useful to apply that padding to the template as well?—Ryūlóng (琉竜) 21:52, 21 September 2015 (UTC)
Is it caused by a template though?--"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 00:55, 24 September 2015 (UTC)
OH FUCK, now the Saloon Bar talk page button bar looks weird!!--Arisboch ☞✍☜☞✉☜ ∈)☼(∋ 00:59, 24 September 2015 (UTC)
Well why else is the padding issue only on this page?—Ryūlóng (琉竜) 01:34, 24 September 2015 (UTC)
Might I suggest... using Vector? WalkerWalkerWalker 11:50, 23 November 2015 (UTC)
No '0' edit first section link. Queexchthonic murmurings 12:01, 23 November 2015 (UTC)
Hang on, I bet I can make that happen... WalkerWalkerWalker 12:07, 23 November 2015 (UTC)
Yah. WalkerWalkerWalker 13:14, 23 November 2015 (UTC)

[edit] gurgle

MaillardFillmore (talk) 02:59, 26 January 2016 (UTC)

Notice anything different?

yah, me neither. MaillardFillmore (talk) 22:06, 17 April 2016 (UTC)
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