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I just spent 4 hours with alties

Save me. Herbalism, Ayurveic medicine, Natrupathy, Lost Cause of The South, Chakra binding, Science was Wrong Before, Massage Therapy, Natural Childbirth, Spawning Pools, and steam doucheing. HELP!

TyAnnoy22:53, 29 January 2012

Any Hollow Earth proponents?

Peter Monomorium antarcticum01:36, 30 January 2012

No. But they showed me how to make all natural disinfectant! Shame rubbing alcohol(organic!) was the main ingredient.

TyAnnoy01:38, 30 January 2012

Lost Cause? One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong.

Nebuchadnezzar (talk)01:42, 30 January 2012

You see, the southern medics were herbalists, while the northern medics created big Pharma and believed in allopathic medicine, which was just brandy and mercury. The damnyankees also believed in humors.

TyAnnoy01:43, 30 January 2012

Srsly? Altie neo-Confederates? That's a new one to me.

Nebuchadnezzar (talk)01:47, 30 January 2012

They were also majority vegetarian. And I was one of two men present. They went on and on about the powers of the granny-healers and about how all of them had native American blood. I'll upload a picture of my souvenirs in a sec.

TyAnnoy01:49, 30 January 2012

Altie-fun.jpgLeft to right: face cream, energy/aphrodisiac ball, disinfectant

TyAnnoy01:54, 30 January 2012

What's the 'energy ball' made of?

Peter Monomorium antarcticum01:56, 30 January 2012

Chocolate, almonds, guranna(?), coconut, and some weird yellow powder from India apparently.

TyAnnoy01:58, 30 January 2012

chocolate? and you didn't invite me?

Pink mowse.pngGodotGrow a vagina02:03, 30 January 2012

Next time, when mom has to duck out of these things, you can take her notes instead of me ^_^

TyAnnoy02:06, 30 January 2012

-snicker- I laugh at your pain. BWAHAHAHAHA! After work (which was a total murder fest in my mind), all I did was go in the inflatable bouncy house for hours with Sanja's kids. I just got home. The only pain I feel is...well everything. But it was fun. Nothing like 4 year olds tackling you down and tickling you to death as you try to scream for help. But no one can hear you when all the adults are inside.

Totally glad I don't have to deal with that. THOUGH NEXT TIME WITH ANY OF YOUR GRANDMOTHERS GIVE ME A WARNING! =____= It's like a patience challenge with myself every time. Just smile and nod Kristi. Just smile and nod.

Dumpling (talk)07:42, 30 January 2012

@Ty: you need to video record or, at least, audio record one of these alternative medicine thingys one of these days so that you can post it to RationalWiki and we can all have something to laugh at for weeks afterwards.

 

@Ty: you need to video record or, at least, audio record one of these alternative medicine thingys one of these days so that you can post it to RationalWiki and we can all have something to laugh at for weeks afterwards.

 
 
 
 
 

Someone I know has just uploaded a suspiciously similar photo to this on Facebook and is raving how great it is... hmmm, herby.

Scarlet A.pngpathetic11:20, 30 January 2012