Best way to get hold of me is to email firstname.lastname@example.org. I am so real-name that I publicly post my phone number on the Internet (+44 7733 223 584, email is always preferred, usually goes to message, I do check them promptly though).
My pet robot is called Divabot. KILL, BOY! KILL!
I am a volunteer sysadmin for the RationalWiki Foundation boxes, still making sense of the damn thing.
I am also one of the moderators. Play nice, now.
 How to make a martini for me
- 1 shot vodka
- 1 shot gin
- 1 shot dry vermouth
- shake with ice
- two olives
Achieves the cocktail effect: where all the alcohol cancels out and it slips past your lips and mouth like a song, before burning all the way down your gullet.