User:MordantMaenad/Polls

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These are some polls to gauge the General Opinion at RW. Before you vote, be sure to read the rules below.

WARNING: AMERICO-CENTRICITY!!! :P FEEL FREE TO ADD OPTIONS

Economic system[edit]

These three have NO ALTERNATIVE with NO GLOBAL VARIANCE IN DEFINITION. Look them up (http://www.m-w.com easy) if you have to.

Communism[edit]

(Feel free to add more types)

Stalinism[edit]

Trotskyism[edit]

Maoism[edit]

Non-Marxism[edit]

Eurocommunism[edit]

All you need is lovism[edit]

John, Paul, George, and Gringo.

Socialism[edit]

(Same as above)

  1. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!Nobody likes nothing. I certainly wish with all my heart that it did not exist. 23:27, 5 June 2008 (EDT) I suppose... And this should really be below the Rules section, Lyra.
I refuse to bow to the tyranny of page order and this fascist layout you propose. Lyra § talk 23:31, 5 June 2008 (EDT)
Don't make me sting you. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!Nobody likes nothing. I certainly wish with all my heart that it did not exist. 23:34, 5 June 2008 (EDT)
I have already been stung. ;P Lyra § talk 23:36, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Capitalism[edit]

(Same as above)

Unionized[edit]

  1. Lyra § talk

Imperialism[edit]

When did Imperialism become an economic system? Domestic, certainly not. So do all the entries above apply to international economics? ħumanUser talk:Human 01:31, 6 June 2008 (EDT)

Lassaiz-faire[edit]

Rules[edit]

Anyone can vote. Anyone. This is not an elitist poll.

Please sign your signature with a number, like so: # ~~~ (three tildes).

Please do NOT put anything but this signature username, like a little explanation. NOT. Resist!

Political scheme[edit]

On the political scale, do you self-identify as a:

Alien[edit]

Communist[edit]

Socialist[edit]

  1. ħumanUser talk:Human
  2. SusanG  ContribsTalk (now yer talkin)
  3. CЯacke®
  4. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!Nobody likes nothing. I certainly wish with all my heart that it did not exist. 10:16, 5 June 2008 (EDT) (More or less)
  5. SHahB 21:53, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Liberal[edit]

American sense[edit]

  1. NightFlareSpeak, mortal 13:03, 5 June 2008 (EDT) I'm putting this here because I don't know if I count as liberal, socialist or libertarian. Politics suck.

Real world sense[edit]

Social Liberal[edit]

  1. AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist!
  2. This might describe me best? Not sure. I tend to eschew labels as it's simplistic to summarize the totality of one's beliefs in one word. DickTurpis 10:50, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Neo-liberal (Libertarian)[edit]

Moderate (none of the above or below)[edit]

  1. Lyra § talk
  2. Pinto's5150 Talk
  3. Jollyfish.gifGenghisRationalWiki GOLD member A Liberal in the UK sense. Lloyd George knew my father. (in what way? ħumanUser talk:Human) Ah, oldies but goldies yes? Jollyfish.gifGenghisRationalWiki GOLD member

Conservative (Party or ideology)[edit]

Neo[edit]

Paleo[edit]

Authoritarian[edit]

Schlafly[edit]

Abortion[edit]

Which position best fits your personal views?

Abortion should be illegal in all cases[edit]

It should be illegal except in some cases[edit]

In first trimester, to save life of mother[edit]

In first trimester, in case of rape or incest[edit]

It should be legal in the first trimester[edit]

  1. Lyra § talk
  2. Pinto's5150 Talk
  3. AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist!
  4. DickTurpis 10:51, 5 June 2008 (EDT)
  5. NightFlareSpeak, mortal 13:04, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Up to 24 weeks[edit]

  1. Jollyfish.gifGenghisRationalWiki GOLD member Per UK law

It should always be legal[edit]

  1. ħumanUser talk:Human Sorry, no stifling of speech. Up to the age of seven.

Common sense should dictate, not the law[edit]

  1. SusanG  ContribsTalk
  2. ThunderkatzHo!

Andrew Schlafly's common sense will dictate, not some activist judge[edit]

No opinion[edit]

  1. CЯacke®
Well, at least in solidarity with those who might accidentally fetusize? ħumanUser talk:Human

Ambivalent/undecided[edit]

  1. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!Nobody likes nothing. I certainly wish with all my heart that it did not exist. 10:16, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Religion[edit]

Do you self-identify as a:

Theist[edit]

Christian[edit]

Wierd undecided catholic-protestant syncretism[edit]
  1. AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist!
Fundamentalist[edit]

Jew[edit]

Reform[edit]
  1. Lyra § talk
Conservative[edit]
  1. ThunderkatzHo! (but agnostic as well)
Orthodox[edit]

Moslem[edit]

Shi'a[edit]
Sunni[edit]
al Qaeda[edit]
al Gebra[edit]
al Gorithm[edit]

Pagan[edit]

Wicca[edit]
Gaia[edit]
Furry[edit]

Other[edit]

  1. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!Nobody likes nothing. I certainly wish with all my heart that it did not exist. 10:16, 5 June 2008 (EDT) :)

Agnostic[edit]

  1. Pinto's5150 Talk

Atheist[edit]

  1. ħumanUser talk:Human There are no gods, and no one is their prophet. The strong/weak thing is a trivium invented by theists.
  2. SusanG  ContribsTalk what he said
  3. Jollyfish.gifGenghisRationalWiki GOLD member 6 on the Dawkins Scale.
  4. "Atheist" is good enough for me. I don't believe in god, and this "strong" vs "weak" thing seems pointless to me. Anyone who claims they "know" for sure that there is or is not a god is full of shit. DickTurpis 23:08, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Strong[edit]

Weak[edit]

  1. CЯacke® Hail Santa!
  2. NightFlareSpeak, mortal 13:05, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

That's it?[edit]

Yes, that's all[edit]

  1. AKjeldsenPotential fundamentalist!

No, surely there is more[edit]

  1. Lyra § talk I'm no CPAdmin1....
  2. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!Nobody likes nothing. I certainly wish with all my heart that it did not exist. 10:16, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Why do you make so much trouble?[edit]

  1. ħumanUser talk:Human 00:11, 5 June 2008 (EDT)
  2. ThunderkatzHo!

Trouble is my middle name[edit]

  1. Lyra § talk

I prefer to vote more than once[edit]

  1. Lyra § talk
  2. ...just not in this case. DickTurpis 23:09, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Polls[edit]

Push[edit]

Pull[edit]

Pushme pullyou[edit]

  1. ħumanUser talk:Human It's more fun that way

It depends on what you ask[edit]

Questions often tell more about the questioner than the questionee[edit]

Human stop messing with my mind[edit]

  1. Lyra § talk

Polls are a common Liberal tactic to encourage deceit[edit]

  1. ThunderkatzHo!

Czechs[edit]

  1. I bounce Czechs. It costs $35 per Slav. ħumanUser talk:Human 04:13, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Balances[edit]

  1. On one toe ħumanUser talk:Human

Poorly[edit]

  1. ThunderkatzHo!

Scales[edit]

  1. CЯacke® My father was a butcher but never weighed fish. (only meat and his thumb)

Experimental bias[edit]

Weights and measures[edit]

Metric or Medieval?[edit]

  1. I likes me the decimal sistim. It werks teh eezy for teh maths. ħumanUser talk:Human
  2. CЯacke® doesn't give a dram. (or a gill? ħumanUser talk:Human)