Fun:Anti-vaccine argument bingo

"Hi, Billy Mays here for the Anti-vaccine argument bingo!"A bingo card to make arguments with anti-vaxxers go a bit more smoothly. Since most of them use the same few arguments, just mark 'em off as you see 'em.

Anti-vaccine argument bingo

Autism is a misdiagnosis! And so is shaken baby syndrome!	Jenny McCarthy	Why do you hate my child(ren)? If vaccines are so effective, why are they mandated???/	do ur own the research like i did by watch youtube. videos on facebook.	Boyd Haley/Russell Blaylock/Gary Null/Laura Hewitson/Robert Kennedy, Jr./Del Bigtree cited.
"Vaccines didn't save us, sanitation and nutrition did!"	Aborted fetuses in them	The government obviously removed thimerosal because it really was dangerous!	"No study of the unvaccinated."	We're not anti-vaxxers, we're just "pro-safe-vaccine" (or "pro-informed consent")!!
"You didn't trust Big Tobacco's studies 50 years ago, so why should you trust Big Pharma's now?"	Poul Thorsen stole money from the CDC!	'FREE SPACE' *Image of baby crying while receiving a vaccine.* (FREE SPACE)	Andrew Wakefield's "non-fraudulent" 12-child study.	Herd immunity is totally bogus, it's made up to force people to comply with their evil plan.
Chelation therapy is safe and effective.	"They contain toxic chemicals"	The Amish are as healthy as ever, they haven't all died out from diseases we vaccinate against!	Luc Montagnier is on our side, and he has a Nobel Prize!!!	“Too many overwhelming the immune system!”
Lupron therapy/Testosterone "sheets".	"My body, my choice"	"No study of all the vaccines in the schedule."	Miracle Mineral Solution works, and also is not bleach.	Promoting mandatory vaccination is a religion!

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Bonus Points

• Brady Bunch Measles episode mentioned.
• That's not what the VAERS says!
• They admitted we were right in the package inserts.
• It came from a monkey though, didn't it?
• Natural immunity (for instance, from breast milk) is, like, way better anyway.
• Accusations of "vaccine safety advocates" receiving anti-vax lawyer funding are conspiratorial smears. Besides, everyone knows researchers are fudging their results for grants from vaccine companies.
• Flu shots don't work.
• "There are no genetic epidemics!" I would later find it being used here, almost word for word, by Mike Adams.
• "Dr. Proffit."
• Bill Gates is using them for population control in Africa and India!
• AIDS came from the Hepatitis B vaccine.
• There's still thimerosal in some flu vaccines, and the babies get it from their mom's while she's pregnant.
• "250x the concentration of mercury the EPA classifies as hazardous waste."
• Science was wrong before about Thalidomide/Vioxx/Bloodletting!
• Your doctor is basically just a pharma sales rep/bully--you can't trust him!
• "They've paid out over $3 billion to vaccine injury victims!"
• Mercury is in Vaccines!
• My Child(ren), My Choice!
• You are retarded by vaccination!
• Cites Bill Gate's Ted Talks video outof context. Watch the whole goddamn video!
• Most recently on Twitter: #CDCWhistleblower. A.k.a. the CDC covered up a study and William Thompson is a whistleblower!
• Measles was not a debilitating disease!
• Hannah Poling.
• "If vaccines are such an overwhelmingly wonderful idea, why are the[sic] mandated? Shouldn’t everyone line up to get them on their own?"
• "Our species lasted this long without vaccines!"
• "The people that make the vaccines believe in made up genders"
• "A zoophile helped make them"

Addendum: It looks like someone else independently came up with the same idea. So did these guys.