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Alas, poor Elvis... This essay is written by the inimitable Elvis is King. Expect lots of ALLCAPS, exclamations(!), and general...uh...strangeness. The talk page is probably a lot more interesting than the actual essay.

This anthology exists in order to solve the issue of the aforementioned user cluttering up essayspace, while preserving his unhinged rants. Please enjoy this collection of rants from Elvis is King, aka former Conservapedia sysop James A. Wilson. Anthology compiled by User:Enchanted13 aka "Chicken Girl."

Health effects of bacon[edit]

The result of too much bacon

Bacon is a liberal, immoral substance. It can cause heart disease, high blood pressure, cancer, coronary artery disease, high cholesterol, and other problems. Many people in the Western world insist on eating this rubbish. According to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, bacon can cause chronic obstructive pulmonary disease because of the preservative sodium nitrite.

Eating large quantities of cured meats like bacon could damage lung function and increase the risk of lung disease. Eating processed meat like bacon, sausage and deli meats is associated with a huge risk of heart disease and type 2 diabetes.

Bacon was prohibited by God, but many Christians consume it regularly because Christ apparently "eliminated" the law, rather than "adding to it".

"Bacon mania" is the passionate zeal Americans have over bacon. Many on this website suffer from it, apparently. Bacon possesses six ingredient types of umami, which elicits an addictive neurochemical response.

Bacon is a prominent feature in many American diets. Some sandwiches, including Wendy's Baconator features six or more strips!!

Eeeeeeeew, raisin bran, he cries. Soon, he has a heart attack since he ate bacon for breakfast. Oh the humanity! How will they ever pay for their liberal bias?

One must realize that if God intended humans to eat bacon, He would have never prohibited it, and Jesus came to fulfill the Law, rather than replace it.

As America grows even fatter, bacon consumption is on the rise. Tony's, a restaurant in Birch Run, Michigan, is responsible for causing people to consume pounds of greasy and unhealthy bacon at once.

Ooooooooh, I wanna heart attack!

Immorality and America's youth[edit]

Immorality is rampant in modern American society.

Historically, America has had a conservative, moral foundation for its youth since its founding on the principles of the Bible and Christianity. But today, America's youth is in moral decline. Liberals seem to be supporting abortions and "choice" when it comes to the youth of America this generation in the liberal public schools in some states as early as elementary school. They do this in the name of "tolerance" and "choice", but that seems not to be the case. Teenagers in modern America are being taught by a liberal public that the teachings in the Bible on morality are irrelevant and they may do as they please. They can "hook up", partake in underage drinking at parties and drive putting many lives at risk, disobey their parents as they please and so much more. I believe that an attitude like this will essentially put America in the same place as the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. Entertainment is also no laughing matter. In the 1950's, people thought Elvis shaking his hips was dirty. Now, if you look at the lyrics in the youth's music and all the garbage on television they watch, it makes the Elvis accusations as a big joke. In this essay, I will provide commentary and solutions to this great moral issue facing America today.

Video games are bad m'kay?[edit]

Video games can have tremendous negative effects on children and adolescents. They promote inactivity, and health problems such as obesity. In fact, video game companies such as Nintendo even have warnings on the games that basically say that one should take breaks every hour to stop harm to the eyes, and even seizures due to overexposure. Video games are often paired with a poor diet, which can consist of high-calorie snacks such as potato chips and high-sugar soda such as Mountain Dew. This is very typical in America, especially in cities and suburbs where there is not much for children to do.

It is often safer for parents to keep their children in homes playing these games than going outside due to city crime such as child abuse, gun violence, and bullying. Video games offer a shelter and sanctuary from this. Nonetheless, they cause health problems and can promote anti-social behavior and they may disconnect from parents.

Violent video games such as the Grand Theft Auto series promote violence in young boys, and despite an "M" rating, parents buy these sort of games for young children. These children are exposed to crime, immorality, drug abuse, gun violence, and obscene language at a young age. While the ESRB is doing a good thing placing appropriate ratings on such violent games, parents often do not look at these ratings and will unknowingly buy young children these atrocious titles. One who is aware can surely tremble as a parent buys a child Mortal Kombat for Christmas, and will know that the horrifying content can have a great effect on the well-being of the child! Even Christian churches will have youth group activities where young men will play games like Halo! This ignorance toward game content can promote young men emulating these characters in the violent games they played as children, and has shown links to certain violent behavior promoted recently. The Supreme Court upheld the "free speech" right of an extremely violent and gruesome game as if it were an actual form of speech. Images shown of the game include a beast breaking the body of a woman in half with gore spewing out. Surely one would not want their young child to see this! Nonetheless, this issue is one that will need to be solved by parents to protect the well-being of our children.

War with Iran is inevitable[edit]

Shamelessly censored on Ameriwiki. More will be added as time allows.

Iran is led by Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei and President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. They plan to destroy Israel and the United States with their nuclear weapons program designed to end the world and provoke the coming of the Mahdi. Ahmadinejad has repeatedly stated he wants to "wipe Israel off the map". Israel is the "little Satan" and America is the "Big Satan". The current Iranian regime is hateful toward the West and wants to see it destroyed. Iran is planning terrorist attacks against the United States, using missiles placed in Venezuela that are capable of reaching the United States, as well as nuclear weapons. They have Missile Capable Submarines being deployed to patrol off the East Coast of the USA. They have tactical Missile Systems from Russia that are concealed in cargo containers and undetectable until activated for launch. They also plan to assassinate the U.S. ambassador to Saudi Arabia and are blocking the Strait of Hormuz in preparation for the destruction of civilization. Sanctions placed on Iran by the United Nations and nations have done nothing to stop the madmen in the regime, and have had no effect on the nuclear programs the Iranian government claim are for "peaceful purposes". Many Americans, especially the Obama Administration, are ignorant of the threat Iran is to human life, and civilization in general, and ignore the planned terror.

The United States Navy has been warned that Iran plans to use suicide boats. Israel is being forced to consider attacking Iran.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is the President of Iran. He has repeatedly stated he wants to "wipe Israel off the map". He and his nation plan to destroy civilization to provoke the coming of the Mahdi with nuclear weapons, missiles, and other methods to conduct terrorist attacks.

Ahmadinejad came to the United States in 2007 out of spite, and wanted to visit Ground Zero in order to mock the memories of those who died in the September 11, 2001 attacks and to laugh at the slaughtering of Americans, which he ultimately wants for all Americans. He wanted to place a wreath on the site, in an act of smug sarcasm.

College is a waste of money[edit]

When considering the various options of employment, college is the least worthy of them. Unless one wants to study law or medicine, there is absolutely no valid reason for a person to go to college to seek employment. Employers would sooner hire those who have not attended a university as they have not been indoctrinated with far-left propaganda and have not been taught by the American educational system to think inside the box in place of actually being creative. Socialist professors make it their goal to ensure that people do not think logically or critically, and accept their dogma as the only truth.

The K-12 public education system is a money grubbing machine designed to pump out drones for further university indoctrination. The Common Core standards ensure that every student in every school is learning the same overly complicated, overly drawn out rubbish and they make sure to stifle any form of creative thinking. The goal is to get money by getting children through hoops and tests, and to ensure they perform well on the pointless ACT/SAT assessments in high school, and can jump through more hoops in a university in order to gain nothing but a piece of paper that isn't worth the paper or ink that is printed on it. Most "sciences" and especially "social sciences" or "liberal studies" or "arts" are by their very nature inherently worthless, as they provide virtually no net gain whatsoever.

While some may claim the atmosphere of universities fosters intellectual discourse and challenges, and provide great opportunities for students to grow, the opposite is quite true. The trend, particularly in secular universities, is that one partakes of morning indoctrination, completes a few worthless assignments, and then proceeds to partake of behaviors deemed perfectly acceptable in secular society including profanity, modern pop music, sports, premarital sex, drugs, alcohol, violent video games, (such as Grand Theft Auto and Mortal Kombat) and this all results in health problems such as obesity, STIs, cancer, and heart disease, and it results in the poisoning of a student's mind toward secular socialist atheist propaganda and their general demeanor is of a hedonistic lifestyle.

One just has to realize all of the poisoning of one's character, morals, political and religious values, does not translate into a well-paying job. Many pointless courses that teach nothing, learning abominable Satanic behaviors, and all in all just becoming a sad case results in one working at the minimum wage fast food job one was attempting to avoid by going to college, and the person who worked at said restaurant right after high school is now the manager of the person who wasted so much time and effort in obtaining a useless sociology degree. This person's mind is not expanded (actually it is much more close minded after all of the liberal indoctrination) and their financial situation is worsened by being in six figure debt.

American society's inevitable moral decay[edit]

More shall be added as the author sees fit.

One really has to realize that American society has turned for the worse, due to the narcissism in society shown simply by the "selfie" phenomenon. People are obsessed with themselves, and with trivial gossip pertaining to the lives of others. They are also obsessed with sex, which is a necessary evil for the purpose of procreation, an establishment created due to the fall of man. It, in theory, should be outright banned because it is offensive to see plastered all over this decaying society. Society has made a terrible turn for the worst, as this is all modern society cares about, and any form of morality or intellect is disregarded as "antiquated" or "old-fashioned" or "uninformed" and the hedonistic free-for-all they glorify is the way to go.

Consider the decline in entertainment:

American entertainment has taken a nosedive in morality in recent years and scholars both conservative and liberal with any sort of credibility will be the first to note this. In the 1950s such programming with conservative values as Leave it to Beaver existed and musicians with timeless longevity and who had moral values and work ethic (see Elvis Presley for instance) were dominating the cultural sphere. Today, vulgar sitcoms such as Two and a Half Men with its excessively raunchy humor and the similar Big Bang Theory as well as musicians who promote vulgarity and indecency and dress indecently and do indecent things such as Justin Bieber with his public urination and marijuana usage and many rap singers who rap about violence toward others and abuse of women and crime and drug usage as well as the vapid female stars such as Katy Perry (she frequently exposes herself inappropriately; commentator Glenn Beck noted her occult and demonic "Dark Horse" performance) Miley Cyrus (who has smoked marijuana in public and has dressed indecently and done indecent things on stage) Taylor Swift (who writes vapid material pertaining to the exact same subject matter ad nauseam with absolutely no substance whatsoever and dresses very provocatively on stage {please refer to the 2013 CMT performance attire which cannot be linked to here due to family-friendly values} and condones such vulgar things as alcohol usage and serial dating) and others. One must also note the rise in violent movies and video games which promote senseless killing; many violent video games feature shooting of innocent people and law enforcement officials and the military uses video games to train members because the games help to desensitize young men from any guilt resulting from killing. It is no coincidence that homicide, suicide, violent crime, and bullying has risen in occurrences as soon as this immoral culture devoid of conservative values and Christian principles arose. Without a virtuous, moral culture, the American founders said this system will not work. If God is taken out of the public sphere, there is nothing but utter depravity. God blessed America for being a moral beacon of freedom but economic collapse and natural disasters have been brought to America because of an immoral liberal atheistic culture.

Liberal Taylor Swift promotes drug abuse, self abuse, welfare, dumbing down of public discourse, homosexuality, and lust and self abuse due to her provocative and immoral attire.

Satan is the father of lust[edit]

This is a start. More may be added as the author deems necessary.

God created humanity in His image (Genesis 1:27) and in His perfect world, humanity would commit no transgressions against Him. People would be holy and righteous, and most importantly, happy and content. However, Satan, the Prince of Darkness, and the father of lies and evil had a different plan. God intended procreation to be simply something that was done, much like with animals. Satan, however, convinced Eve to eat of the forbidden fruit and Eve convinced Adam to eat of it. Thus, original sin was born, and immediately after the sin was committed, Adam and Eve knew good and evil much like God. The first thing that happened was that they became ashamed of their nakedness, and God gave them a covering. This shows that they then knew the evils of lust, and the ramifications it would have on them. A lust for the flesh is punishable by death according to God (Leviticus 20:10) and Christ condemns it (Matthew 5:28) and Paul says it is better for a man not to marry and abide as Christ did. (I Corinthians 7:8) Despite all of these Scriptures condemning this unholy abomination, humanity has degenerated to the point that lust is not only acceptable but encouraged in the public sphere. Self image and worth has become based on nothing more than a contest of personal appearance, and people are so enamored in such vile sin that they will openly fornicate and talk of intentions to fornicate, thus bringing back the evil cities of Sodom and Gomorrah worldwide. They say that it is perfectly normal and natural, but this is a lie of Satan. Nudity is apparently normal, but Adam and Eve sure were ashamed of it. There simply is absolutely no reason for this saturation of filth, and adults are focusing on it instead of God's Word, and children are being exposed to it at very tender ages.

Liberal Taylor Swift promotes drug abuse, self abuse, welfare, dumbing down of public discourse, homosexuality, and lust and self abuse due to her provocative and immoral attire.

Premarital kissing is against God[edit]

God created humanity in His own image (Genesis 1:27) and in Genesis 3 Adam and Eve rebel against God thereby corroding the perfect nature of the world, bringing about death, sin, disease, famine, and other such issues. One of the struggles humans have is that of not following God's commandment to keep chaste until marriage.

In today's society, even people who call themselves "Christians" say that kissing is "just kissing" and they think nothing of premarital kissing. God is not with these people who will even call themselves "conservative evangelical Christians" and may belong to such liberal groups as the Southern Baptist or United Methodist groups or the Satanic Catholic Church. Some of these same churches are the same churches that allow vile secular music from such despicable as rappers like Eminem, seductresses like Taylor Swift, and other arbiters of immorality, and also allow violent video games such as Halo.

The Whore of Babylon, more politely known as the Roman Catholic Church, is ultimately for premarital kissing although to be fair to Rome it still has managed to be less vile than the evil seductress Swift.

Matthew 5:28 says not to lust after a woman or else it is adultery, and Leviticus 20:10 says that the penalty for adultery is death. It is important to know that hugging, kissing, and hand holding are considered sexual acts, and thus are prohibited by God until marriage and even within marriage are only to be done sparingly behind closed doors.

American society is doomed[edit]

American society was created by the Founders to be a beacon of hope for those who were hopeless under the tyranny of the British empire. However, it is now apparent that American society has plummeted to where a known war criminal can run for President under the banner of a major party, and even though she was responsible for the death of four people in Benghazi, Libya, and also cannot account for over 30,000 emails that likely were containing sensitive information, she is lauded by even "President" Barack Hussein Obama and Bill "Philanderer" Clinton as "the most qualified person to seek the office." This is a sickening cultural problem. So, where did it begin?

Madonna is a performer who flaunted everything out, and various sitcoms aired that are a far cry from the golden Leave it to Beaver days. However, this is only the beginning. Now, American society is represented by witchcraft, horoscopes, ouija boards, sorcery, lust of the flesh, and the standard bearers of the culture are coarse heathens such as the vile liberal Taylor Swift, who decided to flaunt provocative attire that is only appropriate for the bedroom of a married couple.

Working Hard[edit]

I have a short sermon on 2 Thessalonians 3:10 today. It reads "For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat." What does this mean? You MUST WORK! God condemeth the lazy!

The US government has rewarded laziness and called it welfare. Food stamps are of the devil! What's the largest purchase made with food stamps? SODA!!!!! SODA HAS ZERO NUTRITIONAL VALUE BUT THESE LAZY WELFARE QUEENS BUY SODA WITH FOOD STAMPS AND PAY FOR CIGARETTES AND LOTTERY TICKETS WITH CASH! WOE IS TO THE LAZY! Go to any gas station and you WILL see this abomination unto the Lord!

Medicaid, food stamps, Social Security, and all these other programs are for the sick and the elderly! They aren't for lazy able bodied and able minded people, including those with FAKE DISABILITIES SUCH AS AUTISM! GOD IS TELLING YOU TO WORK! GET YOUR LAZY AND NASTY REAR OFF THE SOFA, AND GO GET A JOB! HARD WORKING EVERYDAY AMERICANS AREN'T GONNA SUPPORT YOUR SODA AND JUNK FOOD ADDICTION! STOP BUYING STEAK WITH YOUR FOOD STAMPS AND BUY BEANS WITH YOUR HARD EARNED CASH! BREAK A SWEAT! WORK! STOP BEING A WELFARE QUEEN LIVING BETTER THAN THE LABORERS IN THIS COUNTRY! God's people said AMEN!

Giving Up Childish Things[edit]

Let's take some time to talk about 1 Corinthians 13:11 today. It says "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things." This is a particular favorite verse of mine, so I thought I'd take some time to preach on it.

I don't mind holy fun. Staying up late and drinking coffee and having desserts in fellowship with other believers is fine. However, we don't condone sinful "fun" like alcohol, dancing, and lewd comments and actions. This corrupt society and so-called "Christians" partake of these things. Can you tell me why grown adults get drunk and urinate outside and make jokes about it? The Bible even says that " And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends." in 1 Kings 16:11. CHILDREN URINATE OUTSIDE AND SPEAK GIBBERISH! WHY DO ADULTS WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MATURE GO AND GET DRUNK OF STRONG DRINK AND DO THE SAME THING?! PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND FIND A TOILET AND SOCIALIZE SOBER! HAVE A BIBLE STUDY! STOP GOING TO PUBS AND ACTING LIKE IMMATURE COLLEGE STUDENTS! GOD HATETH STRONG DRINK! DRINK WATER!!!!!!!! BE MATURE AND SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!

A common problem with marriages these days is that women are neglected while men salivate over sports and video games and they consume strong drink with their buddies! Think they're all manly when their wives are over there lonely! You were already weak enough that you succumbed to your lust and married to avoid fornication! Why are you now neglecting your wife for childish garbage? Kids play sports and video games! PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND PUT ON THE WHOLE ARMOR OF GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Women can't stop gossiping about others! 30 year old women are in the office gossiping about others like immature catty high school yuppies! An abomination unto the Lord is someone who IS A BUSYBODY AND CANNOT PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND PUT ON THE WHOLE ARMOR OF GOD!!!!!!!!!

PEOPLE WONDER WHY SOCIETY HAS DENIGRATED TO THE POINT THAT OUR PRESIDENT IS A CREEPY OLD PERVERT WHO CANNOT PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND HAD BRAGGED ABOUT UNRIGHTEOUS GENITAL GRABBING AND RATES WOMEN BASED UPON THEIR PHYSICAL APPEARANCES LIKE AN IMMATURE RANDY MIDDLE SCHOOL BOY! WHAT A SIMPLETON! GOD HATETH AMERICA BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT PASSES OFF AS A CHRISTIAN IN THIS CORRUPT SOCIETY! PORNOGRAPHY IS ILLEGAL AND OBSCENE BUT IT REMAINS ONLINE! GROWN MEN PLAY SPORTS AND VIDEO GAMES AND WATCH CARTOONS! WHEN ARE WE GOING TO PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND HAVE A GROWN UP SOCIETY THAT IS MATURE AND GODLY? IT NEEDS TO START NOW!!!!!!!!! God's people said AMEN!

Purity and Chastity[edit]

It's time that we discuss a very important chapter in the Bible: I Corinthians 7. I Corinthians 7 talks about married life and the single life. Liberal theologians take this passage as meaning that there is inherent value in marriage, and that marriage is better than being single. The command to "be fruitful and multiply" was ONLY for the immediate descendants of Adam and Eve. It was NOT meant to be a command in 2017! Yet people are breeding like rabbits! Fornicators such as US President Donald Trump are partially to blame for the emulation of wicked behaviors because in the eyes of the Lord Trump was never married, thus guilty of fornication, and his current "marriage" with Melania Trump is an adulterous affair!

I Corinthians 7:1 says that "Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman." Clear as crystal, plain as day! Yet these liberals are insistent upon theological sloppiness. IT IS GOOD FOR A MAN NOT TO TOUCH A WOMAN. What in the world do you think that means besides the fact that IT IS GOOD FOR A MAN NOT TO TOUCH A WOMAN?! Can Paul articulate this point any clearer?! Are you liberals dense?!!!

I Corinthians 7:8 likewise states "I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I." Even the liberal NIV says that "Now to the unmarried and the widows I say: It is good for them to stay unmarried, as I do." If even the liberal pro-abortion virgin birth denying NIV can be correct about this crucial issue, what is the excuse of these scores of other liberals who do not recognize the fact that this passage says that it is not good for a man to touch a woman, and that it is BETTER for men to stay unmarried and live lives of celibacy?

Liberals love to clap back with the following verse, which says "But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn." However, this does NOT say that most or all men should marry. Only men who absolutely lack self control and cannot remain chaste and then fall into fornication shall marry. A very different concept, right?! These men are seen as weaker in the Kingdom of God, and they get less reward in heaven for they had the reward of sexual gratification on Earth. Heaven has treasures far beyond the simple and fleeting pleasure of sexual gratification, and sexual gratification is completely unnecessary for humans, and people live fine lives and accomplish great things without it. Christian Sir Isaac Newton was one of the most brilliant minds that God has blessed this world with, and he never desired sexual gratification and lived a life of excellence for God and also his fellow man. This is what we need to set kids up for, not for ignoring God in favor of sexual gratification, marriage, and childrearing! It takes up a lot of time that could be spent worshiping God instead!

Back to the Trump situation, this chapter also says that "And unto the married I command, yet not I, but the Lord, Let not the wife depart from her husband: But and if she depart, let her remain unmarried or be reconciled to her husband: and let not the husband put away his wife. But to the rest speak I, not the Lord: If any brother hath a wife that believeth not, and she be pleased to dwell with him, let him not put her away. And the woman which hath an husband that believeth not, and if he be pleased to dwell with her, let her not leave him."(I Corinthians 7:10-13) Donald Trump "married" Ivana Trump, but that was even a sham marriage because she is still married to Alfred Winklmayr, who she "divorced" right before marrying Trump, and after Ivana divorced Donald, she had two more "marriages" and "divorces" that are shams unto the Lord, as Ivana is still married to Alfred! Since Ivana has never reconciled with Alfred, and Donald has never been validly married in the eyes of the Lord, Donald is guilty of fornication and Ivana is an adultress! "First Lady" Melania Trump is "married" to Donald Trump in the eyes of the world, and Melania is nothing but a porn star and a trophy wife who has never glorified the Lord! Say what else you want about Michelle Obama, but at least she had some class and dignity, and was not an adulteress! Such a sinful and wicked and prideful man the "godly" have elected to lead the USA! Woe to America! Melania Trump is WICKED AND DECEITFUL AND SINFUL AND LACKS CLASS AND DIGNITY BECAUSE SHE HATES THE THINGS OF GOD AND LOVES MAMMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To conclude, the wicked Americans need to WAKE UP and realize the sham that is excessive marriage and fornication and adultery because sexual gratification IS NOT A HUMAN RIGHT and Onanism and other forms of impurity are NOT FOR THE GODLY and marriage is only for WEAK MEN WHO CANNOT CONTAIN THEIR PASSION LEST THEY FALL INTO FORNICATION, and if you marry and have sexual exploits, YOU WILL BE A LESSER BEING IN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN PROVIDED YOU CAN BE A MAN WHO ONLY HAS ONE WIFE WHO IS HIS ONE LOVER! God's people said AMEN!

Transgenderism Debunked[edit]

Genesis 1:27: So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. Deuteronomy 23:1: He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. Let’s start off with saying that God doesn’t make mistakes. GOD CREATED US TO BE MALE AND FEMALE! God has ordained different roles for men and for women! Men go out and WORK HARD while women stay at home and take care of the kids and cook and clean! Yet, men insist upon wearing drag and taking estrogen and mutilating their flesh! Breast enhancements, cutting off their penises, and all of this other garbage! No matter how much money you put into this vanity, and no matter how many dresses and how much makeup you wear, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A MAN! YOU MOCK GOD IF YOU ATTEMPT TO “CORRECT” HIS PERFECT CREATION! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You can’t get pregnant! You can’t have kids! You don’t get your period! All you may have are some fake breasts and a fake vagina! Have you ever heard a transvestite talk? That’s conclusive evidence that you WILL ALWAYS HAVE XY CHROMOSOMES AND WILL ALWAYS BE A MAN AND THAT IS BECAUSE IT IS WHAT THE LORD HATH ORDAINED! OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! There’s also women these days, these really butch lesbos trying to become men with a fake penis! Can’t have kids either! Feminism has run amok, and women aren’t just happy with being in the workforce and wearing short hair and pants and other men’s clothing!! They gotta have a pseudo-penis and chop off their breasts as well! That’s a total mockery to Our Lord Jesus Christ! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD!!!!!! In the DSM-V, there is a mental illness called gender dysphoria! This is a MENTAL ILLNESS, NOT A “GENDER IDENTITY!” LETTING A TRANSVESTITE MUTILATE THEIR FLESH AND TAKE HORMONES IS LIKE GIVING AN ALCOHOLIC A FIFTH OF JACK DANIELS OR GIVING A MORBIDLY OBESE PERSON A BIG MAC! THESE TRANSVESTITES DO NOT NEED TO INDULGE IN THEIR MENTAL ILLNESS! THEY NEED HELP, WHICH CAN BE FOUND IN THE WORD OF GOD! HALLELUJAH! PRAISE THE LORD! THESE FREAKS OF NATURE ARE NOT CONTENT WITH MOCKING GOD’S CREATION! THE PRONOUN POLICE IN CALIFORNIA ARE MAKING CRIMINALS OUT OF GODLY FOLKS AND THEY LET THE SODOMITE DISEASE AIDS RUN AMOK! THE TAXPAYERS ARE FOOTING THE BILL FOR ALL THIS NONSENSE AS TRANSVESTITE MEN CONTINUE TO GO INTO THE WOMEN’S ROOM AND RAPE LITTLE GIRLS AND HELPLESS WOMEN! THIS IS MORALLY REPUGNANT AND MUST CEASE IMMEDIATELY!!!!!! God's people said AMEN!

Part II[edit]

1 Corinthians 11:14–15 says "Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering." 1 Corinthians 6:19–20 says "What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God’s." Leviticus 18:22 says "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

I decided to bring this topic back up because certain liberals on sites such as Irrationalwiki decided to go ahead and try to refute hard biological realities with feelings. For you men out there: do you know what it feels like to be a woman? Women, do you know what it feels like to be a man? I'm not talking about hermaphrodites here, because that is a medical condition someone is born with just like babies can be born with heart defects or anything else. Transgenderism is purely psychological, and does not involve anything hermaphroditic.

The average lifespan in the United States is 77, while the average transgendered person lives to the ripe old age of 35. "Transitioning" as they call it today is incredibly hard on the body, and solves absolutely nothing. Gender dysphoria is a disease of the mind, not of the body. What about transabled and transracial? Where are their special rights? Are we gonna start prescribing amputations of perfectly functional arms and legs next? What about bleaching your skin like Michael Jackson and getting plastic surgery like he did as well? Liberals are too dumb to see where their suspension of logic and reason is heading! IT IS HEADED TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS NATION IDENTIFYING AS TRANS-WHATEVER OR NON-BINARY OR AGENDER OR WHATEVEROTHERGENDERITIS THEY WANT TO CALL IT! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men must use the men's bathroom and women the women's rooms! We cannot favor mental illness over the safety of our women and children! Liberals have lobbied all the psychological institutions to where the only prescribed treatment for the real mental illness of gender dysphoria is so-called "transitioning!" IF YOU PRESCRIBE THIS TO CHILDREN, YOU ARE COMMITTING CHILD ABUSE! WELL GLORY!!!!!!!

WE CANNOT KEEP ON IN THIS SINFUL PATH! WE CANNOT ENABLE SIN AND MENTAL ILLNESS, LEST WESTERN CIVILIZATION FALL AND THE WORLD COMES UNDER GLOBAL CALIPHATE! TRANSWHATEVERS CANNOT LET THE GREAT JUDEO-CHRISTIAN VALUES ERODE TO NOTHING BUT UNIVERSALISM AND MORAL RELATIVISM AND SECULAR HUMANISM! WE ARE LETTING THESE MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM GENDER DYSPHORIA GO INTO EARLY GRAVES WITH CROSS-SEX HORMONES! USE XANAX, ZOLOFT, PIMOZIDE, THORAZINE, BUT NO HORMONES!!!!!!!! WE NEED TO HELP THE MENTALLY ILL GET TO RIGHT RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD NOW! God's people said AMEN!

Feminism Debunked[edit]

Ephesians 5:22-23 “Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.”

A MAN leads the church and a MAN runs the finances and the other essential aspects in the home. Women are to submit to their husbands and then assume proper gender roles such as cooking and cleaning. This is how the Lord ordained it, and thus this is how things shall continue to work as long as we are on this planet. I have about had it with Feminazis ruining this natural order with their unnatural, manmade, wicked sinful garbage. IF WOMEN WERE MEANT TO BE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD, THE LORD JESUS CHRIST WOULD HAVE MADE IT SO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look, I don't know, but these women these days are wearing PANTS! THEY ARE OUT IN THE WORKFORCE DOING THE WORK OF A MAN! SOME OF THEM ARE TRANSVESTITES WHO TAKE TESTOSTERONE AND GET A FAKE PENIS! IT IS ALL SICKENING AND DISGUSTING IN THE SIGHT OF THE LORD! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD!

Look at Angela Merkel in Germany, weak! Theresa May in the UK, weak! Jennifer Granholm was a disgrace weak sauce governor as well! Hillary failed to beat Wicked Donny in the 2016 presidential election because women are simply weaker than men!!!!! That's why Bruce Jenner or whoever it was will always win in the women's sports leagues because MEN ARE SIMPLY STRONGER THAN WOMEN BY THE WILL OF THE LIVING GOD!!!!

Look, brothers in Christ, men aren't attracted to masculine butch freaks just like women aren't attracted to weak sissy boys! WE GOTTA BE REAL MEN IN CHRIST JESUS! FEMINISTS ARE PUTTING BIRTH CONTROL HORMONES AND FLUORIDE IN THE WATER AND THEREFORE WE HAVE ALL THESE WEAK SAUCE EFFEMINATE MEN WHO CANNOT FUNCTION AS HUSBANDS AND BREADWINNERS! SOME ARE EVEN TAKING MORE ESTROGEN AND GETTING THEIR PENIS CHOPPED OFF! NO EUNUCHS IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! REMEMBER THIS, EPISCOPAL "CHURCH" AND EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN "CHURCH" OF AMERICA! SODOMY IS NOT OKAY! EFFEMINACY IS NOT OKAY! MANLY WOMEN ARE ABOMINATIONS UNTO THE LORD JESUS CHRIST! THEY WILL NOT SEE THE PEARLY GATES INTO ETERNAL PARADISE! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Next time, look forward to Anglicanism Debunked, and then Lutheranism Debunked! God's people said AMEN!

Dave Ramsey Debunked[edit]

John 14:2 “In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.”

Matthew 6:19-21 “Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.”

Matthew 19:24 “And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.”

Dave Ramsey is a heretical preacher who claims to believe upon the Lord Jesus Christ, yet has idols such as Wicked Donny as well as the almighty US Dpllar. Well, Ramsey talks to emotionally vulnerable people who are in dire financial straits and he helps them get out of debt. So, if he just wants to help people get out of the slavery to the debtor, that’s fine, but he also talks about how people need to accumulate material wealth and they need to become millionaires whenever they retire.

1 Timothy 6:10 is what Ramsey heedeth not! It says “For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.” Ramsey hateth and openly mocketh the Word of God! RAMSEY SAYS THAT PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO GO AND WORK TOWARD STORING UP TRASH! WE NEED TO GET AWAY FROM THIS SINFUL DOCTRINE! CAN I GET AN AMEN?!!!!!!!

Many places are using Dave Ramsey’s financial wealth programs into their churches, replacing Sunday school programs and godly sermons! He also uses false versions of Scripture that aren’t fully Textus Receptus based like the KJV! The NIV, NRSV, ESV, N”KJV,” and all these other papist fake Bibles and even Baptist Churches are tolerating this!

The Bible says to work six days, and rest one day. We have to work hard and make MODEST WAGES off the SWEAT OF OUR BROW! Let’s not try to go and get wealthy! The Lord saith that we aren’t supposed to go and show off and flaunt our wealth by leaving $500 tips at Applebee’s or buying a Lamborghini! DRIVE THAT BEATER CAR AND EAT BEANS AND RICE AND DRINK WATER! THE LORD DOES WANT YOU TO GO AND LIVE A MODEST LIFE SO WE CAN LAY UP TREASURES IN HEAVEN! THIS WICKED HERETIC USES FALSE BIBLES AND FALSE DOCTRINES WHENVER THE BIBLE SAYS THAT THE LOVE OF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!!!

It’s not okay to corrupt the Word of God with popery or other such heretical doctrines and philosophies! Dave Ramsey also believes that women have to have equal say in the finances! The MAN IS SUPPOSED TO RUN THE HOUSEHOLD! NO FEMALE SUPERIORITY, NO FEMINAZISM, DAVE RAMSEY IS A WACKY FEMINAZI!!!!!!!!!!

We have to respect the Lord and respect our churches! We don’t need to do anything except be responsible by paying off debts and living a modest and meager life! Dave Ramsey must not be trusted as he’s a wicked heretical false prophet who is leading sinners to Hell because they’re focusing more on building up earthly treasures instead of soul winning and going to Heaven and building up treasures there!!!!!!!!

God and the military[edit]

Joshua 1:9: “Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest.”

Psalm 108:12-13: “Give us help from trouble: for vain is the help of man. Through God we shall do valiantly: for he it is that shall tread down our enemies.”

Since the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, our military has been going down the direction of accepting perversion, witchcraft, sodomy, and immorality. Letting sodomites serve along godly men in our military will lead to its downfall.

First of all, women really shouldn’t be in the military except possibly for purposes of first aid and some other similar feminine duties. However, since we seem so intent on letting women serve, why is the Pentagon now letting men who are mentally deluded enough to think they’re women sleep in the barracks with women? For all of his many faults, Wicked Donny actually had it right in this case. These pedophiles and molesters and mentally ill freaks shouldn’t be allowed to sleep, shower, or do anything of the sort with women who have been deluded with enough feminist propaganda to try to do a man’s job!!!!! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

So, women, sodomites, transvestites, and the mentally ill are all National security risks! If we don’t heed God’s commandments, our military will succumb to another, whether it be Russia, North Korea, China, or Iran! Don’t even mention the size and scope of the US military! Just remember what Gideon’s army did when faced with a much larger army! This is undeniable proof that if America doesn’t turn back from this wickedness and evil, there will be a day when we speak Russian or Mandarin or Korean!!!!!!!!!!!

SO, TURN BACK TO THE LIVING GOD AND BAN WOMEN, SODOMITES, TRANSVESTITES, PERVERTS, NON-CHRISTIANS, AND OTHER DEGENERATES FROM MILITARY SERVICE!!!! WE HAVE TO STOP THIS NOW, OR IT WILL NOT END UP WELL FOR THIS WICKED AND SINFUL APOSTATE NATION! WE MUST REJECT SATAN WHO IS THE UNHOLY WICKED FALSE GOD OF THIS AGE!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE HOMOS SLEEPING WITH GODLY MEN NOR MEN SLEEPING IN WOMEN’S BARRACKS THAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER EXISTED! God’s people said AMEN!

Complete Idiot's Guide to Ameriwiki[edit]

Ameriwiki: the "thinking man's conservative encyclopedia". Founded in June 2011 by George Fitzgerald, the site was usurped from him without his knowledge by the vile Fergus Mason (also known by AW username SamCoulter, YouTube atheist Voiceoftruth2006, GeorgeLi, et al.) with deceit and trickery. It is America's source for everything Cold War, Taylor Swift, and utter nonsense. Wibble wibble wibble.

History[edit]

Ameriwiki was founded by George Fitzgerald as a conservative, Americentric, Christian-friendly encyclopedia with a less hostile editing environment than what is perceived of Conservapedia. It was created on a wiki farm after a RW post. Civic Cat and Maratrean joined. Then refugees from CP showed up, like Nobs01, Fergus, SharonW, and SamHB. And of course, Fergus and RW troll Colonel Sanders (hereby referred to as "Chicken Boy") were sysopped. User:ElvisFan (me) joined the site in the hopes of contributing something substantive, and questioned Chicken Boy's libertarian politics. I was blocked. I was also blocked for telling the truth about AW being tolerant toward libertarianism. Fergus offered to pay for moving the site to proper hosting because some wussies didn't wanna look at anime porn. There, George was usurped. George lost control of the new site. Fergus trolled CP. Sharon, SamHB, et al. were sysopped. Chicken Boy added some bullshit. Then, he began his long-standing obsession with Taylor Swift. I was banned for questioning his liberal leanings toward Swift. I was permabanned, let back in by George, and banned at the hands of Fergus for telling the truth about RINO politicians, Iran wanting to destroy civilization to provoke the Mahdi, among other things. George started fighting back against Fergus and his goons with his buddy Ronald, but they were permabanned. George died and Fergus had complete reign then. The wiki became "tolerant in most matters" and in effect became unconservative.

Players (listed in the order of importance)[edit]

George Fitzgerald, the father of his wiki
  • George Fitzgerald-Founder, site owner, and rightful owner of Ameriwiki. He was banned at the hands of Fergus Mason (under alias SamCoulter), and was unrightfully usurped.
Chairman Sam, ordering imbeciles to create crap on U.S. states
  • SamCoulter (real name Fergus Mason; aka Voiceoftruth2006, GeorgeLi, et al.)- RINO, Current "owner" of AW through deceit and trickery. He offered to pay for hosting George's site, but took over. He is an unintelligent fellow who likes to use slang no one understands, goes on about bullshit, and will not heed conservative values. Also really loves his bacon and disease. And little boats.
  • Colonel Sanders- libertarian imbecile who is completely gaga in love with Taylor Swift. He was initially sysopped by George, demoted by George, then promoted again by Fergus. He is the primary author of the Taylor Swift article, plastered with picture after picture. He also has a photo of her on his RatWiki and AW userpages. He also likes video games. Go figure. He's a complete Paulbot.
  • SamHB- math nerd who changed policy that George wrote and purveys bullshit.
  • SharonW- author of some useful pages but is completely oblivious to AW's liberal leanings and the love problem with Chicken Boy. She butchered all the articles on Elvis.
  • Andy (real name Andy Franklinson)- minor admin who's all right. Liberal, evolutionist, but realizes that Chicken Boy loves Swift. Minor player.
  • Ronald- (real name Ronald Baxter)- George's personal friend and traitor. Permabanned by Fergus for alleged "incivility". Unbanned by Chicken Boy and currently is another pawn of Fergus
  • Maratrean- (real name Zack Martin) minor player who wrote AW's initial content and helped George start the site up.
  • Civic Cat- one of AW's first admins.
  • The Fitzgerald Clan- minor players. Related to George.
  • El Chapulin Colorado- extremely minor admin.
  • Nobs01 (real name Rob Smith)- wrote the bulk of AW's content. Decent guy.
  • Mikalos209- little shit who supports usurpers and Taylor Swift lovers. Least important player.
  • The rest- who gives a shit?

Liberal problems[edit]

Ameriwiki is rife with liberal bias. Here are some of the examples:

  • Ameriwiki has some very pro-homosexual articles, despite the Bible condemning the practice. Their "entry" on homosexuality and Gay marriage
  • Some Ameriwiki editors have fascinations with rather liberal topics. See here and here.
  • Their article on sexual ethics gives extraordinary weight to the liberal viewpoints
  • Ameriwiki has a pro-pornography article.
  • Their webmaster (and other editors) is pro-contraception and against religious liberty.
  • Even the founder George Fitzgerald cannot speak against contraception.
  • The site glorifies atrocities such as bacon.
  • Notice the lack of conservative values in the site.
  • The current owner supports use of contraception and other immoral behavior
  • They usurped George Fitzgerald and blocked the others since they don't support true conservative intellectualism.

Romanism/Paganism Debunked[edit]

Colossians 2:16 says “Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath days:” and 1 Timothy 2:5 says “For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus”

So, the Roman Catholic “Church” is a wicked and pagan institution that allows its adherents to hate the will of the Lord Jesus Christ. Let’s remember that this pagan cult was founded by Constantine in order to promote pagan rituals under the guise of Christianity. They believe in praying to saints instead of Jesus Christ per 1 Timothy 2:5, and they believe in selling “indulgences” as well as saying works get you into heaven. Pedo homo priests allegedly have the authority of God to absolve you of your sins, and the “church” accepts sodomites and trannies into its ranks just like the Episcopal “Church.”

They also celebrate holidays! Around this time of year, they celebrate the winter solstice and the return of the sun god, or as it’s been rebranded, “Christmas!” JESUS CHRIST WAS NOT BORN IN DECEMBER AND YOU MOCK GOD IF YOU CELEBRATE SO-CALLED “CHRISTMAS” WITH YOUR PAGAN SATAN SANTA AND YOUR TREE AND YOUR IDOLATRY AND YOUR MARY AND BABY JESUS STATUES WHENEVER THE BIBLE SAYS NOT TO MAKE SUCH A GRAVEN IMAGE! NO PRESENTS, NO CANDY, NO PEDO CLAUS, NONE OF THAT SINFUL GARBAGE AS YOU MOCK THE LORD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Paganism has no fruits, and holidays have no purpose other than to allow people to partake in gluttony and other sins! Romanism has no fruits because it’s a dead, unbiblical religion! JESUS SAYS TO CALL NO AND I MEAN NO MAN FATHER BUT YOUR FATHER IN HEAVEN! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!’

ROMANISM AND THOSE PAGAN OCCULTISH WAYS WILL NOT GET YOU ETERNAL LIFE! NO CRACKER OR INDULGENCE OR ABSOLUTION OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT WILL GET YOU INTO HEAVEN! THE POPE IS A PEDO LOVING HOMO WORSHIPPING HERETIC WHO ALLOWS DIVORCE!!!!! THE VATICAN IS A CORRUPT CRIME SYNDICATE THAT HAS TIES TO THE MOB AND HAS A MCDONALD’S! JESUS SAID THAT THE MONEY CHANGERS IN THE TEMPLE SHALL NOT STAND!!!!!!! YEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!

IF YOU HAVE PAPISTS OR UNIVERSALISTS OR PAGANS OR MEMBERS OF THE “LGBT” PAGAN CULT IN YOUR FAMILY, MINISTER THE WORD OF GOD TO THEM! LET THEM BE EXPOSED TO THE TRUTH IN THE PAGES OF NTBC!!!!! WE NEED TO SAVE SOULS FROM PAGANISM AND POPERY AND HOLIDAYS AND ANY OTHER WICKEDNESS!!!! THE BIBLE SAYS TO PREACH THE GOSPEL TO EVERY CREATURE!!!! God’s people said AMEN!

Credit Cards[edit]

Credit cards are plastic cards that are accepted in many outlets as forms of payment. One borrows money instantaneously from a bank after being approved for a line of credit (amount one can borrow from the bank) based upon household income, FICO credit score, and other factors. Proverbs 22:7 says "The rich ruleth over the poor, and the borrower is servant to the lender."

Unless the card is a secured credit card in which the consumer deposits a set amount of cash into an FDIC backed and non-interest earning savings account, credit card debt is unsecured which means it is not backed by any form of collateral. Creditors take this into consideration, which is why credit cards have much higher interest rates than other forms of lending such as personal loans and mortgages. Some credit cards such as department store credit cards have as much as a 30 percent annual percentage interest rate. Borrowers may get more favorable terms, but this will still be higher than a personal loan.

"If thou lend money to any of my people that is poor by thee, thou shalt not be to him as an usurer, neither shalt thou lay upon him usury. If thou at all take thy neighbour's raiment to pledge, thou shalt deliver it unto him by that the sun goeth down: For that is his covering only, it is his raiment for his skin: wherein shall he sleep? and it shall come to pass, when he crieth unto me, that I will hear; for I am gracious."- Exodus 22:25-27

There is tremendous psychological evidence that spending money using plastic cards (whether it be credit or debit) will cause a person to spend more than with cash. This is why McDonald's was so quick to adopt card readers in their stores. People are also more likely to overspend using credit cards than using debit cards while they are also more likely to overspend while using debit cards than using cash. [1]

Since convenience is no longer a factor, due to the rise of debit cards, and now that debit cards have the same fraud protections as credit cards, what else is there to a credit card besides having a load of debt you cannot repay? Debt is the most aggressively marketed product in the US, and most people spend like they are in Congress! OVER ONE TRILLION DOLLARS IN CREDIT CARD DEBT!

References[edit]

Donald Trump essays[edit]

A Conservative Case for Donald Trump[edit]

This essay was written before the author changed his mind about whether the subject was a true conservative.

Donald J. Trump, businessman extraordinaire, conservative stalwart, second coming of Ronald Reagan. This will be the next President of the United States of America. Trump simply shows American excellence and a love of country that simply overshadowed that of any of his competitors in the Republican primary.

To the people who denounce Trump in the GOP, and promise not to vote for Trump in favor of Gary "Pothead" Johnson, Evan "Nobody" McMullin, or even Crooked Hillary "Benghazi" Clinton, or those who pledge to stay home will be at fault if Crooked Hillary Clinton wins the election and decides to cause nuclear war through her reckless foreign policy that has killed Americans under the administration of "President" Barack Hussein Obama. Donald Trump is simply the last great hope for this nation.

Trump has pledged to eradicate the menace that is pornography, and has stated that it ruins American families. Lust has ruined this great nation, and hopefully he also makes godless seductress heathens like the vile liberal Taylor Swift put some clothes on.

Economically, Trump will allow the American economy to grow without all of these burdensome regulations like the communist plot of ObamaCare that forces people to buy subpar health insurance and is a trojan horse for such vile policies as Crazy Bernie's single payer garbage.

Trump, I believe, will show the sound judgement to create the best foreign policy ever seen in this nation, because he values security over whiny liberal pleas of political correctness.

Centrally, the border wall must be built regardless of whether Mexico is going to foot the bill. The border is wide open and drugs, criminals, rapists, thieves, murderers, and even terrorists can sneak in to the United States due to the lack of border security and you simply cannot have a country without borders.

Hopefully, you will come to your senses and vote Donald J. Trump in November so that America can be a safe, God fearing nation that is righteous and not obsessed with sex, homosexuality, "equality" and "fairness," and all of this other politically correct drivel.

Donald Trump's contributions to the conservative agenda[edit]

Two tumbleweeds rolling across the screen, from left to right.

Wicked Donny[edit]

  • "I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it."
  • "I did try and **** her. She was married."
  • ”No, no, Nancy. No, this was [unintelligible] — and I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping.
  • "She wanted to get some furniture. I said, 'I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.' I took her out furniture. I moved on her like a *****. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony **** and everything. She’s totally changed her look."
  • "Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything."
  • "Grab ’em by the *****. You can do anything."

Let's start with Ecclesiastes 5:2. "Be not rash with thy mouth, and let not thine heart be hasty to utter any thing before God: for God is in heaven, and thou upon earth: therefore let thy words be few." These quotes by the man the counterfeit "Christians" help to elect President of the United States are utterly reprehensible and abhorrent, and seek to undermine global American leadership in a way even Barry Soetoro of Kenya couldn't imagine. Ephesians 4:29 says "Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers." Is this communication CORRUPT? YES! Does it help to edify believers? NO!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Matthew 5:28 says "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." Leviticus 20:10 says "And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death." So, if you LUST AFTER THE FLESH YOU COMMIT ADULTERY! THIS WICKED "PRESIDENT" TALKED ABOUT ENGAGING IN SEXUAL IMMORALITY AS WELL AS ADULTERY IN BOTH THE LITERAL AND IN THE CHRISTIAN SENSE! HE TRIED TO COMMIT ADULTERY WITH MARRIED WOMAN AND HAS NEVER BEEN PROPERLY MARRIED HIMSELF AS HIS "FIRST" WIFE HAD A DIVORCE! SCRIPTURE IS CLEAR IN THE FACT THAT YOU ONLY GET ONE WIFE BUT YOU SHOULD STAY ABSTINENT BEFORE! IT DOESN'T COUNT AS A TRUE MARRIAGE IF YOUR FIRST SPOUSE WAS DIVORCED BECAUSE THAT SPOUSE IS STILL MARRIED TO ANOTHER BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT MAY RECOGNIZE DIVORCE! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! OWWWWWWWWWWWWW! So, GOD DAMN AMERICA, THIS WICKED NATION OF LIBERAL ABORTION ON DEMAND, OBAMA/TRUMP CARE, FREEBIES, AND SEXUAL OPENNESS! IT IS ALL ABHORRENT IN THE NAME OF GOD! WHEN YOU SEE GOD ON JUDGMENT DAY, HE WILL NOT BE DRAPED IN THE AMERICAN FLAG BECAUSE GOD IS A GOD FOR ALL! GOD DAMN AMERICA AND GOD DAMN SEXUAL IMMORALITY! God's people said AMEN!

Auxiliary content[edit]

User page 1[edit]

Still a conservative. No longer a Conservapedian. I WILL get my retribution! The LIBERALS will weep! There are but two genders, and homosexuality is an abomination, and Chicken Boy is a wacko and Taylor Swift is an evil succubus!

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. —Ronald Reagan
Governor, why wouldn't anyone want to say the Pledge of Allegiance, unless they detested their own country or were ignorant of its greatness? —Sean Hannity
Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years. —Ronald Reagan
Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. —Ronald Reagan
Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative. —Glenn Beck
The army teaches boys to think like men. —Elvis Presley
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. —Ronald Reagan
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. —Ronald Reagan
I'd just like to be treated like a regular customer —Elvis Presley
Americans also don't need to be taught how to give. We don't need to be taught how to take care of each other or how to be charitable. —Glenn Beck


Elvis Presley 1970.jpg

JANUARY 8, 1935- AUGUST 16, 1977 LONG LIVE THE KING


When I got banned for telling the truth.

User page 2[edit]

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP 2016

Still a conservative. No longer a Conservapedian. You are going to listen to the truth one way or another, reckless ones. How dare these liberals censor me?!

FOR THE RECORD, I AM NOT A FAN OF THE LIBERAL TAYLOR SWIFT!

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. —Ronald Reagan
Governor, why wouldn't anyone want to say the Pledge of Allegiance, unless they detested their own country or were ignorant of its greatness? —Sean Hannity
Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years. —Ronald Reagan
Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. —Ronald Reagan
Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative. —Glenn Beck
The army teaches boys to think like men. —Elvis Presley
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. —Ronald Reagan
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. —Ronald Reagan
I'd just like to be treated like a regular customer —Elvis Presley
Americans also don't need to be taught how to give. We don't need to be taught how to take care of each other or how to be charitable. —Glenn Beck

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE NOT RECOGNIZE TRUTH??????? Elvis Presley 1970.jpg

JANUARY 8, 1935- AUGUST 16, 1977 LONG LIVE THE KING

FYI[edit]

  • Independent Baptists are the only true Christians. Remember that.
  • America is becoming closer to a moral, godly country again as Taylor Swift declares retirement at the end of this year.
  • Chicken Boy, you lost! Taylor has been eradicated from your page! Victory!

User page 3[edit]

"Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because, if there be one, he must more approve the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear."

I must state that I will contribute substantively to this project, because it's unlike another I've ran into. With the damnation of conservative values in a certain other project, the dethroning of George Fitzgerald and his friend Ronald. Fergus Mason, I know you're out there. You will pay in a US Federal court. I will avenge thee.

I will stay here as long as:'

  • You never sysop an idiot infatuated with Taylor Swift
  • You don't ban people for conservative views


Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. —Ronald Reagan
Governor, why wouldn't anyone want to say the Pledge of Allegiance, unless they detested their own country or were ignorant of its greatness? —Sean Hannity
Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years. —Ronald Reagan
Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. —Ronald Reagan
Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative. —Glenn Beck
The army teaches boys to think like men. —Elvis Presley
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. —Ronald Reagan
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. —Ronald Reagan
I'd just like to be treated like a regular customer —Elvis Presley
Americans also don't need to be taught how to give. We don't need to be taught how to take care of each other or how to be charitable. —Glenn Beck

A true American Patriot and conservative revolutionary. I admire the grand accomplishments of Elvis Presley to the American musical culture and despise the newer efforts to promote immorality. I love America and its conservative founding roots, but despise William J. Clinton and B. Hussein Obama. I also cannot stand Franklin D. Roosevelt, Woodrow Wilson, or Lyndon B. Johnson.

I am a high school dropout and proud of it. School is a pointless liberal institution for those who wish to be indoctrinated with liberal bullshit. I love true conservative education: homeschooling. College is nothing more than an excuse to screw, drink booze, and do drugs: it's called "high"er education for a reason. So, you college grads here can hold nothing against me.

I serve this site with a heavy heart: I'll follow your rules, but do not support them, especially the "trolltop" nonsense. I am not a troll, but a true Patriot.

Chicken, Sharon, etc. you faux-conservatives made a martyr of me. Be proud for what I stand for: true conservative principles. It will go a long way.

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JANUARY 8, 1935- AUGUST 16, 1977 LONG LIVE THE KING

FYI[edit]

Fergus: Still living in the delusional universe of not being SamCoulter or VoiceofLies?

Andy F.: You're a fucking stupid evilutionist who defends usurpers and Taylor Swift lovers. You declined my debate offer too.

A message to a certain Chicken Boy (I know you're reading): Taylor will never love you. I don't care what you and your pot smoking buddies think, I know.

To the faux-conservative RINOs out there from another site: I know your weak values and other idiocies are apparent. They are not like my true principles.

To Chicken Boy: you're on your way out. Say goodbye to your powers and idiocy!

To Ronald: Thanks for doing my dirty work. Taylor will be eradicated from AW! Cower in fear, Chicken Boy!

To Sammy: I was made Sysop of George's new endeavor along with Ronald! Eat that, German tard! As for Chicken Boy, Taylor will be eradicated from George's new site, so don't even think bout funny business.

To the denizens of this site: you are censoring intelligent talk with your "trolltop" template, a tool for censorship. That's why it was almost immediately canned on CP.

Hey Fergus, mad George blew your cover?

Conservatism Wiki: the true alternative to Ameriwiki's faux-conservatism

Censorship, censorship. North Korea a role model for y'all?

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It is quite obvious that Transgenderism is appropriate because it’s a religious conviction as well as something that is a demonstrably false religion, just like Islam or Wicca. It involves a war on biology, a war on common sense, as well as promotion of nastiness. It’s quite clear that anyone who disagrees with the truth are just enablers, and that includes the very low quality Medicaid programs. Anyone who thinks that hormone abuse is harmless should be re-educated by real men of the Living God who created all as it is. You simply cannot exercise veto power over Him. --Elvis is King (talk) 20:06, 16 December 2017 (UTC)

It is quite simple, sir. Please consider that gender is assigned by God in the womb, and there are only male and female (Genesis 1:27) and that is simply all that really exists. The Cult of Transgender tends to force those who even have the slightest inclination they are something other than what God made them, they suck them in. Then they lobbied the psychological institutions to push so-called "transitioning" as the ONLY remedy for gender confusion, which is caused by the fluoride and the birth control hormones in the water. When people realized they have made a mistake, they seek to undo the bodily mutilation they were indoctrinated to undergo and the Cult of Transgender shames and rebukes them and ignores their existence so the mental health professionals they lobbied continue to go ahead and push teenagers on hormones. Also of note is that most Transgenderism in men is caused by autogynephilia as well as social rejection, and can be the result of a co-morbid disorder such as autism, which is caused by the mercury in vaccinations that kids are pushed on at such an early age. So-called Transgendered folks have a suicide rate of 41 percent, and sex changes only increase this rate. We need to treat the mentally ill far better than we do, but the liberals keep on pushing this ideology that you can exercise veto power over the will of God because mere man thinks he IS God nowadays. What a shame, really. --Elvis is King (talk) 20:35, 9 January 2018 (UTC)

Well, it has to do with Medicaid because Medicaid covered this sort of hormone abuse without covering my pastor's acid reflux meds, which shows the priorities that exist in the liberal ObamaCare law, particularly where it concerns Medicare, Medicaid, Tricare, or any other government funded insurance program. What happened to psychotherapy? Let's chop a transabled guy's arms off and have the taxpayers pay for a liposuction for an anorexic teen girl. See how ridiculous this all is? Not only that, you brought that censorship "trolltop" garbage back because the substantive facts are clearly on my side. --Elvis is King (talk) 21:14, 9 January 2018 (UTC)

I am afraid that you have implied that you value stupidity. To quote Ron White, "You can't fix stupid". I am a principled man who seeks to restore the dream of conservatism, and I have been shunned. If I must use this venue to communicate with the last decent man, I guess there is no other choice. I am a Hero for this generation. The LIBERALS will weep! --Elvis is King (talk) 19:34, 31 January 2017 (UTC)

I DEMAND RETRIBUTION!!!!!!!!! Chicken Boy, do you think that you can really stop me?!

Taylor Swift is a succubus! If you lust after the flesh of Taylor Swift, you will NOT inherit the Kingdom of God! The evil succubus Taylor Swift has created a den for Lucifer in her wickedly sinful vagina, and Satan formed the evil nasty woman with perfectly circular and perky breasts because God would rather have weak trembling boys than STRONG MEN OF GOD! "Boys only want love if it's torture" this succubus has no interest in God and godly love and she didn't understand agape love so therefore she's a disgusting nasty woman who simply wants to have sex with as many men as possible and getting birth control hormones in the water and making men weak beta males full of estrogen like these atheist nerdy video game users who pretend to care about science! Wearing Pi shirts and taking advice from ENGINEER Bill Nye who claims to be an expert in biology, cosmology, astronomy, and meteorology! He's as much of a scientist as the manager of my nearest Wendy's! Little nerds on here can't even get anything right!

Romans 12:2 says "And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God."

Last Friday, sinful seductress Taylor Swift released her sixth wicked studio album called reputation. Liberal transvestite loving corporation Target heavily promoted it, as I saw in my local store on Friday. Wicked sinful picture books that are full of pornographic images were being sold as well as immodest clothing promoting the evil pop star. These wicked things were gobbled up by those who are secular, including the "Christians" who are Roman Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Mainline Protestants, or weak sauce "Evangelicals!" Probably some other wicked apostates like Jews, Muslims, and Mormons in there too! True Christians like Independent Fundamentalist Baptists find this sinful content repugnant and a direct violation of the Word! You cannot serve two masters! YOU CAN ONLY WORSHIP GOD, OR YOU CAN ONLY WORSHIP TAYLOR SWIFT! NOT BOTH!!!! Choose wisely, because your eternal fate depends upon it!

There is one song so egregious that Swift's mother left the room and her manager plugged his ears. Yes, it was that bad! The song is called "Dress" and the vile lyrics are as follows:

"All of this silence and patience, pining and anticipation My hands are shaking from holding back from you (ah, ah, ah) All of this silence and patience, pining and desperately waiting My hands are shaking from all this (ha, ha, ha, ha)

Say my name and everything just stops I don't want you like a best friend Only bought this dress so you could take it off, take it off (ha, ha, ha) Carve your name into my bedpost Cause I don't want you like a best friend Only bought this dress so you could take it off, take it off (ha, ha, ha)"

So, what does this tell us about the morality of the sinful and wicked Swift? Romans 14:13-23 says " Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this rather, that no man put a stumblingblock or an occasion to fall in his brother's way. know, and am persuaded by the Lord Jesus, that there is nothing unclean of itself: but to him that esteemeth any thing to be unclean, to him it is unclean. But if thy brother be grieved with thy meat, now walkest thou not charitably. Destroy not him with thy meat, for whom Christ died. Let not then your good be evil spoken of: For the kingdom of God is not meat and drink; but righteousness, and peace, and joy in the Holy Ghost. For he that in these things serveth Christ is acceptable to God, and approved of men. Let us therefore follow after the things which make for peace, and things wherewith one may edify another. For meat destroy not the work of God. All things indeed are pure; but it is evil for that man who eateth with offence. It is good neither to eat flesh, nor to drink wine, nor any thing whereby thy brother stumbleth, or is offended, or is made weak. Hast thou faith? have it to thyself before God. Happy is he that condemneth not himself in that thing which he alloweth. And he that doubteth is damned if he eat, because he eateth not of faith: for whatsoever is not of faith is sin."

That passage is clear as crystal, plain as day, but Swift heedeth not!!!!!! Matthew 4:7 says "Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God." IF YOU BUY THIS ALBUM AND LISTEN TO IT, YOU ARE INDEED TEMPTING THE LORD THY GOD AS TAYLOR SWIFT TEMPTS WEAK AND FEEBLE MEN BY MAKING THEM TURN INTO VULTURES EAGER TO GET THEIR NEXT FIX OF SEXUAL IMMORALIITY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD!

Look, brothers in Christ, it is not worth eternal damnation! Sure, sex was the result of the fall as recorded in Genesis 3, but any sin can be overcome with meditative prayer and daily reading of the Word of God! Women might not be able to overcome their worldly fleshly desires, but MEN IN CHRIST OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO DO SO! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS SKIMPY DRESS IS IMMODEST, AND IT IS ONLY BOUGHT TO BE TAKEN OFF! IF YOU LISTEN TO THIS VILE ALBUM, YOU ARE BENT ON YOUR OWN DESTRUCTION AND WILL END UP IN THE LAKE OF FIRE UNLESS YOU GET THE ALBUM OUT OF YOUR HOUSE AND BURN IT AND TURN BEFORE YOU BURN YOURSELF! SWIFT IS QUITE IMMODEST AND YOU WILL SUFFER GREATLY IF YOU DO NOT SAVE YOUR SOUL BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FLESHLY SINFUL BODY AND HER TRASHY LYRICS AND SEX OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE ARE NOT WORTH ETERNAL HELLFIRE! ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT, BROTHER! God's people said AMEN!