User:Colonel Sanders

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BrainMop.jpg As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Colonel Sanders, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

Not particularly prone to doing anything... but still may exist in some form. Still on Illogicopedia, SEU, (former admin at Knowino and Ameriwiki) and lurking at various other places in the Internet including TC and some Sega fanboy crap.

Due to "real-world obligations," I am nowhere near as active in my wiki life as I would like to be. If you send me a new message, I'll get an email and (eventually) respond, however.

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Been representin' you on RW since some time in the past


[edit] Contributions

Not many as of far, nor will they likely be so.

[edit] My existence at other wikis


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This user edits aSK under the name of "Colonel_Sanders."

[edit] Political Spectrum Quizzes

[edit] My Moral Politics Matrix

Libertarian party logo.png This user is a Libertarian

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You scored -1.5 on Moral Order and -7 on Moral Rules.

The following categories best match your score (multiple responses are possible): System: Liberalism

Ideology: Progressive NeoLiberalism, Ultra Liberalism

Party: Libertarian Party

Presidents: Ronald Reagan

04' Election: Michael Badnarik

08' Election: Ron Paul

Of the 666,040 respondents (11,708 on Facebook):

4% are close to you.

2% are more conservative.

0% are more liberal.

49% are more socialist.

44% are more authoritarian.

[edit] Advanced Precision Political Quiz


You like your government very, very small—or none at all. You are a hardcore libertarian. Want to run for Congress? State legislature? You might want to join the Libertarian Party and they'll put you on the ballot. The Libertarian Party wins few partisan offices, but it does get the message out sometimes. And it does win some non-partisan races. If you want it to win more you might look at some of my old Essays on World Liberation written back when I was a member of the Libertarian Party.

If you don't think the LP is viable, you might consider the Campaign for Liberty and work with Ron Paul to make the Republican Party more libertarian. Or you might consider my more recent strategies for libertarians, but be forewarned: I use a broad definition of the word "libertarian" there and the strategies are focused on a subset of the government reductions you appear to want.

Approximately 9% of the takers of this quiz scored in this area, 31% for all libertarians outside the centrist circle.

[edit] Userboxes, userboxen, whatever

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Trus me.
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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This user is male.
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"You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
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This user suffers from
terminal procrastination!
This user has Asperger's syndrome or is somewhere on the Autism Spectrum.
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This user is an editor at aSK.
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This user thinks FDR did more to harm this country than any other U.S. President ever.
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This user believes that the Big Bang occurred, but that God caused it.
This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species.
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This user knows that these two believed they could be intolerant because they knew the truth.
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L G B T E R R I F I C !

This user refuses to switch from monobook.
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This user thinks Political extremism only leads to ideologue and bigotry, not solutions..

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