|Hail to the Chief?|
|Persons of interest|
“”I love America, but politicians make me sick. If I ever run for president, then please shoot me. Let's hope these socialists haven't taken our guns by that point.
|—Donald Trump, 2008, Twitter (now deleted)|
Donald J. Trump (b. 1946), a.k.a. The Donald™, "John Miller", or "John Barron", is a heel wrestling personality, Nobel Prize nominee, and a perennial candidate for U.S. President. In the summer of 2015 he commandeered the Clown Car, running on the hazy slogan of "Make America
Hate Great Again".
He's loud and flashy. He's brash and a
bit of a douchebag. He's a li'l bit sexist and a li'l bit racist. That's the essence of his campaign, and it's all anybody really knows about this "blue-collar billionaire." Trump stopped being a real person sometime around the mid-eighties. (A casino mogul and TV executive would never do cocaine.) The man has the complexion of a bruised orange. There's nothing natural left in him.
Nowadays, Trump markets himself as a Turbo-Wingnut: he's a climate change denier, is militantly pro-life, wants to toughen up America by building a Great Wall of Mexico and eliminating the Department of Education, thinks vaccines cause autism, yada yada. Trump is pretty much styling himself as the second coming of Jackson, complete with his plan for a new Trail of Tears.
This is a substantial reversion of his earlier positions: Trump used to be pro-choice, pro-universal health care, and has donated more than half a million dollars to Democrats over the last two decades, including the Wicked Witch of the East, Hillary Clinton. This must be distinctly understood, or nothing frustrating can come of the story we are going to relate.
The substance of Trump's candidacy has been making dick jokes and period jokes. He won the most number of votes for (and against) him in Republican primary history, demolishing the previous record held by George W. Bush), and that's without spending much money on the race.[note 1] In a way, his supporters have treated this election as a piece of Absurdist theatre. Politics has become Whose Line Is It Anyway?, where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
 Listen up, Fives, a Ten is speaking!
“”Trump found the flaw in the American Death Star. It doesn't know how to turn the cameras off, even when it's filming its own demise.
The more we've learned about his businesses this election cycle, the more Americans have come to realize he has some of the worst business instincts of any human being.
 Teflon Don
Trump's connections with mob figures are old and run deep, according to journalist Wayne Barrett; they're mostly associated with his casino and
huge erections construction activities. In 2015, the details became public of Trump's involvement with Colombo crime family figures during the making of Trump's first name-branded product: a Cadillac limousine in 1988. Trump has dragged his feet over releasing his tax returns, and Ted Cruz suggests those returns could show the extent of his mob dealings. Trump and some of his spawn have been named as material witnesses in a massive tax-avoidance scheme by mob-connected Felix Sater. As an aside, it has been reported that Trump himself paid no income taxes in 1978, 1979, 1984, 1992, and 1994.
A Saudi prince claims he bailed Trump out twice when the mogul got into financial difficulties. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal bought up a private yacht that Trump was forced to cede to creditors during the 1990's, and later helped buy a NYC hotel when Trump was short of funds a second time. Said Saud is now embarrassed by the association.
 Business acumen
“”He was the original "too big to fail."
|—Harry Hurt III, biographer|
It's always been a bit of mystery just how much Trump buys into his own bullshit. He estimates his net worth at "over ten billion", which is impossible for him to prove but also impossible for anyone to disprove.[note 2] This is not just based on his assets (which are not terribly liquid) but also how he feels about his worth on a daily basis. The record really shows a middling businessman with a lot of structural advantages, who came out on top because of how rigged the system is. It's not hard to make a lot of money in New York real estate, especially when your rich daddy gives you a big head-start. In fact, over time it becomes practically impossible to lose money. This is relevant to his claim that he can do an exceptional job of running the US government, since he hasn't been truly tested in a situation with no fawning yes-men or training wheels.
Really, the reason the Trump Brand still exists and is fiscally solvent is because of his daughter Ivanka. Supposedly his sons are both dumbasses, but she is scarily intelligent. It was her idea to start selling off the name in exchange for royalties without having to put up the capital costs of construction and running a property, something which Donald opposed but is now the cornerstone of the company, since it's effectively free money. Ivanka is obviously worried about damage to the Trump brand, since she's tried to spin out a separate sub-brand; she's the one who staged a family intervention and convinced Dad to fire his campaign manager.
Trump's record on predicting economic recessions is also laughably bad:
- In 1999, he predicted an economic crash greater than the Great Depression.
- Then, in 2001, he reversed his position and claimed the US market was strong right before a minor recession hit.
- In 2005, he claimed the real estate market was strong, and followed this up with the launching of "Trump Mortgage" in 2006. Trump Mortgage subsequently went out of business when the housing market crashed the next year.
- In 2011, he predicted massive inflation, suggesting the price of a loaf of bread would soon be $25.
- And he has been predicting another recession since 2012.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond, the real-life Auric Goldfinger has been trying to build a golf course on (what used to be) a protected wetland habitat. He tried to have several of his Scottish neighbors evicted, including a local farmer by the name of Michael Forbes who refused an offer on his property. For this, Forbes was awarded "top Scot" award in 2012. His actions were parodied in this song.
Since then, the Scottish government's plans to increase wind turbine capacity (his opposition to which even led to a heated discussion over Twitter with the host of the British version of The Apprentice, Lord [formerly Sir Alan] Sugar) has encouraged him to cancel his plans, proving once and for all that they are worth every penny. Trump reported to Scottish authorities that he lost millions on the project, whereas in his US presidential disclosure, he claimed that the project was highly profitable.
 Trumped-up university
“”Even in New York, a city of shining spires to every kind of financial bullshit imaginable, it is illegal for Trump to claim that he can teach you anything.
Trump University was essentially a scam in which people were promised an education in real estate, by top experts picked by Trump himself, for an exorbitant "tuition". Salesmen were told to apply high-pressure tactics on vulnerable people. Some were encouraged to max out their credit cards, others had to cough up their disability money, etc. In return, they received bare-bones real estate education from people Trump never even met, though he was very much involved in the marketing aspects. He got a cut in return for these "institutions" being allowed to use his name.
An even bigger issue lies with name Trump University itself and its claims to offer certain degrees: graduate, postgraduate, and doctoral. This is in violation of New York law, which requires you to obtain a charter to call yourself a university. In 2014, the New York Supreme Court held that Trump was personally liable for running an unlicensed school and making "false promises" through his
university Trump Entrepreneur Initiative; this was confirmed by the testimony of a former salesperson and the court-released "Trump University Playbook." About 8000 former students are suing Trump U. in two separate class-action lawsuits, one of which involves the RICO[wp] (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations) Act.
This is the case in which Trump attacked a “Mexican” judge’s ancestry (he's actually from Indiana) because he made a judgment Trump didn't like. But all this shows is that Trump is willing to do anything to help us make him realize his American dream, even if it means ruining us financially.
“”Why isn’t this man in jail for fraud? In addition to his phony Trump University, there was also a Trump Institute, that used plagiarized materials to peddle real estate advice.
|—PZ Myers |
Donald Trump has been called "the least charitable billionaire in the world". Take, for example, his donations to 9/11 charities: $1,000 (his own backyard, no less). The donation went to the anti-psychology Scientology front group, the "New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Fund", which was co-founded by Tom Cruise. Trump, who owns 40 Wall Street, actually received $150,000 for damages due to 9/11 from a special federal fund earmarked for "small businesses".
- His sons' schools
- Golf-related charities
- Celebrity-related charities
- Land donations with golf easements
- Asbestos-contaminated land from failed golf-course projects ("Donald J. Trump State Park")
As for real charities, Trump has a pattern of stiffing them: The Donald J. Trump Foundation has actually received more donations from a single other donor (World Wrestling Entertainment) than Trump himself contributed during the period 1990 to 2009 when he gave a paltry $3.7 million. In 2014, Trump personally gave $0 to his own foundation.
The office of Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi was reported to have been considering an investigation of Trump University just before requesting and receiving a $25,000 political donation from Trump himself. The donation allegedly came illegally from a non-profit Trump family foundation, which is not allowed to make political donations because of its tax status. It's also come out that he may not have been donating the proceeds of several business ventures to charity as he had promised to do, which could amount to fraud. This is aside from the veterans' charity snafu. These include Trump U, Trump Vodka, and his new book Crippled America, all high-profile activities with profits supposedly going to benefit charity. The harsh spotlight of a presidential run is suddenly not working out for him.
 Jesus turns down friend request
“”"[It] was the theo-political equivalent of money laundering. Dobson and his gang are making Trump clean so that he is worthy of evangelical votes.
|—John Fea, history professor at Messiah College|
James Dobson of Focus on the Family believes that Trump was recently born again, but not everyone agrees. When asked the inevitable leading question, "What is your favorite book?" Trump answered with the usual pandering reply, "The Bible!", although he couldn't provide a favorite verse. Eventually, Trump found one: "Two Corinthians" (he means Second Corinthians), which earned him a
cookie endorsement from Falwell Jr. It also leads one to wonder how frequently he takes communion, despite Trump’s claim of "as often as possible."
 Rare moments
“”Our country is divided and out of control. The world is watching. Our country is totally divided and our enemies are watching.
|—Trump accidentally says something poignant, for once.|
Despite his status as a living meme, even Trump is no exception to the stopped-clock principle: he regularly calls out the neoconservatives and their hired help. His annihilation of the Club for Growth was also on point.
- Trump's comments on George Bush having advance foreknowledge[wp] of the September 11 attacks and the lack of strategy post-9/11 from the Bush administration have led some in the right-wing news media (even including self-confessed truther Alex Jones) to label him a "truther", although this isn't very accurate, as Trump backtracked from some of the advance knowledge comments. He also believes the famous “28 pages” redacted from the official 9/11 report were done so to please the Saudis, which would appear to be partially accurate.
- He once recorded an audio commentary for a film that is regarded as the greatest of all time by several critics. The name of said film? Citizen Kane, of course. You can find it on YouTube.
 It begins
George H.W. Bush started this when he considered Trump for vice president and planted the idea in his head, not realizing that Trump was some kind of Cthulhu in the making and unknowingly screwing his second son out of the chance.
If there is anything this election has taught us, it's that Trump is playing Korean Starcraft while everyone else is playing checkers. He registered the slogan "Make America Great Again" six days into Barack Obama's second term. There has been some (mostly baseless) speculation that Trump's entire candidacy is revenge for Obama's Roast jokes.
 Testing the waters
“”My audience, 90% of them, they support you.
|—Alex Jones to Trump, in a 2015 Infowars-exclusive interview|
Trump was a long-shot Republican contender for the 2012 Presidential nomination, so he could have run against Barack Obama. Then as now, Trump had no political experience, though he has a good deal of
bankruptcy business experience. Trump's ongoing activities were hard to reconcile with "conservative" positions: he owes a substantial portion of his wealth to his involvement in the gambling industry, and his apparel line is manufactured in the very country that he wanted to hit with punitive tariffs. In 2011, he also became the first presidential hopeful to use the word "fucking" in a speech.
When compared side-by-side with old Fox News personalities, it's pretty clear Trump was doing something akin to that (You suck, America! Now buy my book and I'll tell you why). Content to surf the media wave and pocket the donations, Trump didn't hesitate to jump on the birther bandwagon, demanding to see Obama’s long-form birth certificate. He also believes Bill Ayers ghostwrote Dreams From My Father.
He dropped out of the race after the aforementioned speech, which went against his work ethic heavily endorsed on The Apprentice. (Don't give up!) After NBC took The Apprentice off the air in '07, Trump returned to hawking steaks.[note 3]
 2016 Presidential Run
“”I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage
Culled the blood of the exploited working class
|—They Might Be Giants|
Much to the dismay of GOP power-brokers and the delight of comedians everywhere, Trump declared in June 2015 that he is again running for POTUS on the 2016 Republican Presidential ticket. He immediately received backlash for his racist comments against Mexican immigrants during his announcement speech, which cost him his beauty pageant and other television deals.
Trump gave $35,000 to an advertising company called Draper-Sterling. Like, from Mad Men. The firm doesn't exist, and this is their address in New Hampshire. So far he has paid $4 million to himself for flying in his own plane, $200K to Trump Tower, and $400K to his
country club campaign headquarters in Palm Beach. Most hilarious is $1.8 million paid to the company making/distributing Trump hats, which is owned indirectly by Trump’s son Eric. It's like Trump is skimming off the top, except his fundraising is so bad that the "top" is the whole thing. It's also unheard-of for a major party convention to be begging for $6 million at the last minute. These should be huge yuge red flags to anyone.
“”They don’t really know or care what he stands for, only that he’s an extended middle finger at the hated political class and the national GOP. He FIGHTS!... His appeal to them isn’t so much ideological as it is nihilistic.
|—Rick Wilson, GOP strategist|
So the thing about Donald Trump is, he's full of shit. So the error you've made, as a sane human being, is giving any consideration to his idiotic ideas. The people are being conned and misled, as is so characteristic of Trump's schemes. He has a whole AOTD chapter dedicated to making promises, no matter how grand, by drawing on the emotional side of a person. Because this is when you can start working them.
|National Security||As with most of Trump's positions, the answer is "all of the above". (America can't afford to be the world's policeman. We need to expand the military.)
|Border security||Hispanic people are lazy and come here to get welfare and commit crime. Also they're stealing all our jobs.
|Foreign policy||It's abundantly clear he doesn't know anything about foreign policy.
|Economic plan||Get rid of NAFTA, NATO, NASA, the NAACP, and anything with an N.
|Environment||Jerry Brown tends to be frugal with his endorsements. Hearing Trump say asinine things regarding climate ("there is no drought!") must have pushed him over the edge.
But when it affects Trump's golf course, then climate change IS real, it IS happening, and urgent action must be taken.
|Healthcare||So, pretty much Obamacare except that the insurance |
For all of Trump's macho-man image, this is a remarkably pusillanimous plan. Trump's candidacy is based on ditching GOP orthodoxy, but this healthcare plan is a standard Republican nothingburger that is indistinguishable from what a lot of others have offered up. This indicates that Trump does not feel secure about his position in the nomination process, and is trying to signal to the establishment that he can adopt some of their stances, too.
|First Amendment||It's becoming of a bit of a running gag how Trump keeps threatening to sue people who are critical of him. (As you may have guessed, Trump rallies tend to be a gold mine for muckraking reporters.) So of course he wants to "open up the libel laws," which would completely undo the First Amendment, making it easier to sue media outlets that dare to criticize him.|
|Abortion||It sounds like the main takeaway from Paul Ryan's sit-down was that Trump agreed to nominate pro-lifers to the Supreme Court. In 1999, Trump said that while he hated the concept of abortion, he viewed himself as "very pro-choice."
At that aforementioned event in Wisconsin, Trump floated an idea to punish women who seek abortions. While speaking with MSNBC host Chris Matthews about how he would enforce it, he very quickly reversed the statement to say that he would make the procedure illegal and punish doctors who do so. The best part was when he said that penalties for abortion should not apply to men. Shhhhh...Trump is pointing out the inherent contradiction in the conservative platform.
|LGBT rights||While lukewarm on LGBT people getting married and serving openly in the military, in 2000 he concluded that “‘Don't ask, don't tell’ has clearly failed,” and even blasted Pat Buchanan for engaging in the sort of chicanery which Trump is now. Flash-forward:
|Energy||TL;DR Trump wants to pull out of all climate agreements, get rid of environmental regulations, and increase the use of coal. Standard GOP pandering. He also states that he wants energy independence. The lack of mention of nuclear is likely due to nuclear being |
Wait...is he still using "America First"? (He's going with the Third Reich's "worker's party" thing too.) Can't tell if he is intentionally fucking with us, or is actually adopting Goebbels' playbook.
|Second Amendment||In the course of a single convoluted sentence, he managed to say we shouldn't have guns in classrooms, we should have guns in classrooms, switched back to we shouldn't, and then finally wound up saying we should.
Trump and Obama/Hillary at least agree on one point: he is against allowing people on the no-fly list to buy guns. Weakness on guns combined with anti-Latino rhetoric could possibly open up Texas, so expect this to be backtracked in a few days or hours.
|IRS||With Trump cratering in the polls, he suggested that we repeal the Johnson Amendment of 1954, which prohibits tax-exempt organizations (namely churches) from purchasing and running political ads. Nobody seriously expects the IRS to enforce the law, but it's meat that Trump is throwing to the evangelical wing and they're eating up like fools. He needs them now, because a lot of them are threatening to sit out the election. Voting for a thrice-married adulterer isn't their thing.
Trump wouldn't be able to change the law via executive action (tax law is Congress's domain), but he could order the IRS not to enforce the ban, which would amount to the same thing. That being said, it would be hilarious if American mosques started electing more Muslims to public office.
... and that, boys and girls, is how a pro-choice liberal in a shitty toupee stole the Republican Presidential Nomination.
 Where did we go right?
Trump accumulates a few nuggets of cocktail party knowledge about political topics (7-11 was an inside job!) and sort of freewheels through it while trying to steer the conversation back to the main talking points, which are Building Stuff and Making America Great Again®. On Baltimore, he knows that people torched a Rite-Aid. On climate change, he knows the difference between climate and weather, kind of. Someone back at headquarters didn't know there were two different organizations called "La Raza" and sent out orders to use that defense in the Trump U. case. Trump was endorsed by the National Enquirer and has parroted their "journalism" as fact, like the thing about Cruz's father and JFK. (Also, the only person directly quoted in the Enquirer hit piece is Roger Stone, who also wrote a book on how he thinks LBJ killed JFK and regularly makes appearances on Infowars.) His responses on China actually betray a sort of thought process: what he's advocating sounds like an intentional invocation of Nixon's Madman Theory, and Nixon went to China, so we guess in Trump's head those things are somehow directly related. His wife Melania's speech to the Republican National Convention was supposed to cap the RNC with a sincere defense of her husband. Instead, part of it was grabbed from Michelle Obama.
There's actually considerable biographical evidence that Trump is serious about Building Stuff: sources close to him claim that he was deadly serious about the wall; the reason he likes it is that it gives him a physical thing to focus his imagination on, and he is not generally interested in abstractions. As you'll note below, interviewers can get Trump to agree to pretty much anything, as long as they frame it as something novel. He genuinely has no clue how the Executive Branch is run.
Situations keep arising for him to show what kind of leader he would make, and he keeps fumbling them; he lives in the moment and doesn't seem capable of long-term planning. The way he handled the Orlando situation is probably the best example of this. Any credible Republican would spit-roast Clinton over the e-mail server and coast to the White House. Trump, instead, will posit that Bill had a bathroom quickie with Coney while the pair of them giggled about how they faked the moon landing and poisoned the populace with fluoride. Any legitimate criticism of Clinton just gets lumped in with his never-ending miasma of conspiracy theory horseshit ("people are talking about" and "I'm just asking").
 Adults in the room
Trump's "short list" for vice president included Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Newt Gingrich, Ivanka Trump,[No, not The Onion] Joni Ernst, Bob Corker,[Who?] Sarah Palin, Donald Trump,
John Kasich, Nikki Haley, Joe Scarborough, and Jan Brewer. On July 15, he announced that Governor Mike Pence of Indiana would be the nominee—a man who believes that the Disney film Mulan is propaganda created by "mischievous liberal[s]" to promote women in the military.
Pence's initial answer on waterboarding was a pretty creative cop-out, we'll give him that. "I don't think we should ever tell our enemy what our tactics are." Trump rather patronizingly said that Pence was "entitled to a mistake"—voting for the Iraq War, one of the most common sticks he uses to beat Hillary with. That isn't even discussing the frickin' GOLD CHAIRS they were sitting in. Just an all-around disaster of an interview.
Meanwhile he's slowly starting to assemble a team of the worst politicians you can imagine. Corrupt shit-bags like Chris Christie and Newt Gingrich, ratfuckers like Roger Stone, and now Rick Scott—these are the people that will actually be running the place.
 Sow the wind and reap the whirlwind
“”They've been tailoring the suit for years. It just happens to fit Trump perfectly.
|—Sam Seder, The Majority Report|
“”I’ve got to mow my lawn.
|—Sen. Jeff Flake (AZ) on skipping the Republican National Convention|
Bircher tactics work. If this election is a litmus test, then the entire Republican party failed it. And that really gets to the heart of the problem: The "Silent Majority" has always held these beliefs under the surface. They've not been very politically active; they're too busy hating the world for changing to even bother voting. But now, Trump has re-activated that base. This is right in Trump's own wheelhouse anyway. People forget that Trump joined the Reform Party back in 1999.
So now, left with no Bush or Cruz, they've swallowed hard and endorsed Trump. But you can tell their endorsements are half-hearted. Trump might be a big player in New York real estate, but he's not a team player—the dressage crowd who somehow manage all to be related to one another (yep, even Obama is related to some of our famous political leaders). Adding to that, this is a guy who flaunts his wealth like someone who just won the lottery and has a gold-plated stroller for his kid. It's taking everything the party holds dear—capitalism, family values—and turning it into a reality TV joke.
It's having down-ticket effects that the GOP is not happy with. Not only is Trump capable of fumbling the presidency right into Clinton's hands, he may cost the GOP significantly in the legislature. Polls have Wisconsin senator Ron Johnson getting creamed by Russ Feingold in no small part because Johnson can't step out of the shadow of Trump. And Trump's poisoning of the GOP won't stop after the election. Nobody knows how Paul Ryan is going to rebuild his image after an hour or more of accumulated footage where he weakly endorses Trump while simultaneously disavowing everything he says. And Christie...wow. Where to even start? He went from a contender for the White House to the guy who fetches McDonald's for the blowhard who claims he saw radical Muslims in Christie's own state cheering on 9/11.
The party is already fissured, and if enough people voted Trump in, career politicians would have to adopt platforms more in line with Joe Sixpack if they want to be electorally successful. And with Antonin Scalia's death, the stakes were just too high to let the presidency slip away. But now that they've accepted that they're going to lose the presidency—and suffer serious losses in the fall—the party is finally ready to take their medicine. Like a gangrenous leg you must amputate. They are in for a very unpleasant time in Cleveland (As long as everyone is armed, we'll be fine!), and Trump will run as a zombie, but the party will emerge more-or-less intact.
Serious Republican talking heads are half-entertaining rumors that Trump is not, in fact, a top-level douchebag, but actually one of the most successful political double agents ever planted. It's easy to see the appeal of this theory: it's painful for conservatives to admit the party is getting its just deserts for pandering to cretins; they'd rather just pretend that it's due to Hillary's witchcraft.
 "I am the most militaristic person ever."
In July 2015, Trump set the tone for the race with an attack on John McCain's military record, declaring:
“”He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured.
Trump's Vietnam-era record was one of a series of draft deferments (including studying real estate at the University of Pennsylvania). This was parallelled by a seemingly unusual conversion of his fitness to serve from 1-A (available to serve) before college to 1-Y (only in time of emergency) to 4-F (unfit to serve) after college, citing a bone spur in the foot, though he no longer recalls which foot. Trump doubled down on his comments, causing Rupert Murdoch to disavow him, although Roger Ailes still hasn't let up. McCain eventually had to apologize to Trump (!) for calling his supporters crazies, which provoked this entire exchange. Whoever bought his soul is going to be disappointed at how tiny it is.
So, according to Republican voters, a Vietnam vet with multiple purple hearts gets swiftboated, but a trust fund kid who mocks prisoners of war for getting caught gets a pass.
 Rhetoric begets reaction
“”I’ve got black accountants… Black guys counting my money! I hate that. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.
|—A former-Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino executive quoting Trump|
Trump's problem is his rhetoric. He is continually pushing the Overton window[wp] to his advantage, while exhibiting an "alarming willingness to use fascist themes and styles," according to the father of fascism studies. (Most infamously, he retweeted and endorsed a quotation from Benito Mussolini, and when confronted about it, said "What difference does it make?") Extreme rhetoric has consequences: In general, Trump's rallies have inspired, or outright incited, an uptick in violence from his supporters all over the nation, including from his own security guards and campaign staffers. Protesters and journalists are often the intended targets. Even when there's no violence, he expresses disappointment at the peace.
Guys like Marco Rubio are unable to court Trump supporters, because Rubio would never come out and refuse to condemn the KKK—even though he knows that Klansmen vote Republican. Trump can somehow not condemn the KKK and condemn them in the same day and not alienate anybody in his base:
|I don't know anything about what you're even talking about. . . . Did he endorse me, or what's going on? Because I know nothing about David Duke; I know nothing about white supremacists.|
Remember, a Mexican guy was beaten nearly to death in Boston last year by folks who said they did it because of Trump. Trump didn't denounce that behavior, he just said his supporters were passionate. Just as he has an "out" when people question him about his comments on Mexicans (I'm just talking about the illegals!) and Muslims (I'll only ban Muslim visitors temporarily!). The general election is months away. Trump will refute these allegations for a week or so, and then people will be tired of talking about it.
 My demeaning comments towards women were just show business
“”In the future, if you're wondering: "Hillary can't satisfy her husband," is when I decided to kick your ass.
In the course of the GOP debates, he openly insulted the looks of his party’s sole female contender, Carly Fiorina, the menstrual cycle of Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly, and suggested Hillary Clinton got “schlonged” in her 2008 Democratic primary loss to Barack Obama. In response, voters live-tweeted their periods to him.
His followers harassed Kelly with unoriginal and sexist slurs after Trump decided not to partake in the Fox News debate. Even the media have their role to play: when Kelly cut her hair, everyone knew it was in preparation for her rematch with The Don. Bill Maher was right on the money when he said that if Republicans were smart, they would be running Megyn Kelly.
In response to an ad that slut-shamed his wife, that the Make America Awesome Super-PAC released, Trump proceeded to attack Ted Cruz's wife. Yes, Trump attacked someone who had nothing to do with the ad. Yes, he couldn't be bothered to read the fine print on the ad that clearly said "not authorized by any candidate or candidate committee."
 "Hispanics love me!"
Trump was invoked by the perpetrators of a hate crime in Boston, in which two brothers assaulted a Hispanic homeless man and urinated on him before leaving him to die. While Trump's first tweet condemned the action, he followed it up with:
|I will say, the people that are following me are very passionate. They love this country. They want this country to be great again. But they are very passionate. I will say that.|
His campaign manager followed up in an interview:
|We would never condone violence. If that’s what happened in Boston, by no means would that be acceptable in any nature. However, we should not be ashamed to be Americans. We should be proud of our country, proud of our heritage, and continue to be the greatest country in the world.|
 "Look at my African-American over here!"
Trump uses made-up statistics from a neo-Nazi group suggesting that a high proportion of murders involve black people killing white people. Trump also cited unscientific statistics based on answers to loaded questions from "a virulently anti-Muslim organization" called the Center for Security Policy to suggest that American Muslims are more violent and more accepting of Sharia than they really are.
Nope, not done yet. During a rally, when his supporters beat up a black protester while chanting "USA!" Trump can be heard demanding "Get him out of here!" while later insisting that the protester "should have been roughed up." True to his word, when Trump next sent his security guards to rough up another protester, one of his
stormtroopers supporters let his excitement get the best of him and belted a “Sieg Heil!” as the uppity negro was dragged away. (You could also hear another one say "Light the motherfucker on fire!")
At another rally, Trump kicked out thirty black students... for being black. Literally no reason other than being black attendees at his rally; they weren't even protesting this time!
 "I love the Muslims!"
Trump repeatedly claims without much evidence that American Muslims celebrated 9/11, but what Trump advocates would be much worse. Trump argues we should ban all Muslims from heading to America, including Muslim American citizens, something even Dick Cheney ("Here's a guy who did a rotten job as Vice-President...") would not advocate. Joe Scarborough had to cut him off on his show.
 "Beautiful Jewish Baby!"
Even Bibi Netanyahu thinks Trump is out of his tree? It's beautiful that Muslims and Jews can come together in their shared opposition to Donald Trump. Maybe Trump is what we need to achieve peace in the Middle East, sort of like Ozymandias' squid creature in Watchmen.
Trump supports a mandatory identification database for Muslim Americans. When asked about the parallel of requiring registration of, well, Jews, Trump's ambiguous answer/non-denial was, "What do you think?" For what it's worth, Trump's daughter has converted to Judaism, so file this one with "Dick Cheney puts votes ahead of his gay daughter".
 "I don't know who David Duke is."
Trump's press events and rallies are magnets for cranks of all varieties. The great thing about Trump is he can be whatever you want him to be: Reagan for the normal republicans, Pinochet for the libertarians, Hitler for the fascists, Jefferson Davis for the paleocons, and a Prussian despot for the NRx!
- Take Jim Sherota of Alabama, a Walter Mitty-type who stumbled into the spotlight at a rally when he told the press that he hoped President Trump would turn the border into a hunting resort and offer citizens a $50 prize for every illegal immigrant they could kill.
- American ayatollah Pat Buchanan, 2000 Reform Party presidential nominee, has been consistently bullish on Trump's campaign. Oddly, in 2000 Trump refused a nomination from the Reform Party, singling out the presence of "neo-Nazi" Buchanan as a reason for his refusal.
- Jim Gilchrist, head of the Minutemen border posse, has also jumped Trump's bones, thrilled to have finally found a candidate as anti-immigrant as himself.
- Janusz Korwin-Mikke, the Polish politician who supports Brexit and thinks the Holocaust would have been preventable if every Jew had a gun(?), also offers his support for Trump because “Clinton is supported by the Jews.”
- Marine Le Pen: Leading French racist endorses leading American racist. Read all about it. (She took offense at being compared to him last Autumn. Wonder what changed her mind.)
- The chairman of the American Nazi Party loves Trump's racist proposals, but dismisses him as a candidate because he doesn't believe Trump could actually accomplish any of them.
- He has retweeted user @keksec_org, a white supremacist who quotes such wonderful people as Geert Wilders just as often as he does Trump, and frequently refers to "the feeble mind of the American Negro" when he is criticised on Twitter.
- KKK Grand Wizard Emeritus David Duke has praised Trump's supposed fight against "Jewish domination of the media", despite the fact that Trump is professedly pro-Israel and has no problems at all with his daughter converting to Judaism. (Trump disavowed Duke, but didn't seem to think association with an actual Brownshirt was that big a deal.)
- Representatives of the Council of Conservative Citizens, an unreconstructed segregationist outfit that helped to incite the 2015 terrorist attack in Charleston, have also endorsed Trump.
- According to the neo-Nazi website The Daily Stormer, "The Donald has once again proven ... that 'make America great again' is code word for 'race war.'" Stormfront founder Don Black has publicly credited him with reviving white nationalism in America, and pledges that the machine set in motion by Trump 2016 will outlast the businessman's candidacy even if he drops out. Thanks, asshole. The Anti-Defamation League also thinks Trump stirred up racism and made ugly types of racism more acceptable.
- Ironically, although Trump has compared his rival Ben Carson to a child molester, he himself has won the coveted endorsement of neo-Nazi child molester (and erstwhile al Qaeda supporter) August Kreis III.
- A segment of PBS Newshour showing first-time voter Grace Tilly and her family failed to report on some interesting tattoos on their hands: an 88 tattoo (numerical code for "Heil Hitler" in the neo-Nazi community) and Odin's Cross, a white nationalist symbol. Both symbols are listed as neo-Nazi hate symbols by the Anti-Defamation League.
- Birgitt Peterson, a 69-year-old woman from Yorkville, Illinois, appeared in the Chicago Tribune doing a Nazi salute. Peterson, born in West Berlin, alleged that she took offense to counterprotestors calling her a Nazi; therefore, she said "If you want to do it right, you do it right" and did a Nazi salute. Remarkably, this stunt backfired, with the image circulating on the internet showing alleged neo-Nazis at Trump's rallies (an allegation Peterson denies). Donald Trump, Jr., decided to weigh in on the debate, retweeting an allegation that this was the work of Bernie Sanders supporter Portia Boulger (despite Peterson being identified in the original Chicago Tribune report) and alleging that this was part of a vast left wing conspiracy against Trump, Sr., deleting his tweet without apologizing or even acknowledging his mistake. This has led to the hashtag #ApologizeTrumpJr.
- Trump tweeted a picture of Hillary Clinton with what appeared to be a Star of David and a giant pile of cash, accusing Clinton of being the most corrupt politician ever. Trump decided to counter allegations of antisemitism, blaming the "dishonest
Jewish-runmedia" for distortion, and describing the star used as a "basic star", a sheriff's badge, or a label from a Frozen coloring book. The fact that the image originally appeared on 8chan's version of /pol/, and contained the watermark of @FishBoneHead1—whose racist, anti-Semitic, and Islamophobic tweets on geopolitics have been in plain sight on Twitter until recently—was just a coincidence.
 Your Mind Is My Puppet
 HS quarterback
“”He's like that right-wing uncle you dread seeing at Thanksgiving, just with a national media profile—and your uncle couldn't be happier about it.
The biggest Overton shift this year has been anyone believing that Donald Trump is "anti-establishment."[note 4] Liberals and conservatives are just wired differently. Republicans generally respond better to displays of strength and forthrightness, whereas Democrats generally respond better to bipartisanship and compassion. For better or worse, Trump looks at life like buying a used car. You go in with bluster and threaten to walk if they don't give you what you want.
With that in mind, it's no surprise that the candidate with the best “tell it like it is” game on Twitter and in debates is pulling ahead. It's a strategy in touch with the perceptions of the GOP base. Many still think that Romney had the general election sealed up, but choked. It's why Don's portrayal of his opponents as boring, dumb, nerdy, losers, low-energy, chokers or "choke artists" have been so effective.
In the minds of the base, it's never been the case that the country has become more progressive, or that 12 years of Bushes was more regime change and Reaganomics than voters ever wanted. Nope, the perception is that McCain, Romney, Bush, Rubio—these candidates all “choked,” in concert with the American people wanting them all to be President but just not knowing it yet. They're all presumed guilty of giving the country two more Democratic terms based on supposed personal and strategic failures, never on a disconnect between what voters wanted and what these candidates were selling. The RNC propping up Romney (again!) in opposition to Trump shows that they can't even grasp this basic fact about their own voters.
 Sound and fury, signifying nothing
“”Somewhere, in the brimstone-caked cave where the universe weaves the threads of American politics, someone decided to give a Republican base hungry for a return to the 1980s a candidate born of and longing for that decade.
"Make America Great Again" can mean entirely different things to two people who agree on most issues, let alone millions with varying views. It's a fantastic slogan, because "Make America Great" doesn't mean a damn thing. It's like "support our troops." What's the converse of that? How do you rebuke a statement like that? You can't. (That's the whole point of a slogan.) He's basically inviting you to pick your own evidence as to how it "isn't great" (tacit agreement) and then to fix your own temporal horizon as to when it was "great." Naturally, people will focus on a time in their own lives when things were great, and so someone who promises to restore them to that position generates a positive reception. Nostalgia is a powerful sales tool; look how many advertisers plug into it.
It's difficult to argue against that sentiment. What's the alternative? A campaign based on Let's Not Make America Great Again. If you confront it directly, you end up having to embrace it as Trump's opponents are doing. "Make America Whole" and "Make America Awesome" don't have quite the same ring, though.
“”We won with the poorly educated. I love the poorly educated.
|—The Donald, immediately after winning Nevada|
According to Rolling Stone, the guy-at-the-end-of-the-bar theory of Trump is increasingly true, in that he will say whatever is the opinion of Ordinary Americans—you know, idiots—sitting in a sports bar. His followers on Facebook were rated as the least grammatical of any candidate (12.6 mistakes per 100 words), barely edging out Rick Santorum (11.5 per 100).
Everyone knows politicians speak in shorthand. Newspapers seldom print whole speeches these days, so speeches are typically anchored around vacuous sound bites. Trump goes one step further by talking at a third-grade reading level. Everything is "terrible", "terrific", "fantastic", "horrible", "loser", "yuge". This is coming from a man who literally uttered the words "I have a very good brain" and "I went to an Ivy League school, I know so many words, I have the best words." In a statement bragging about his vocabulary, he used the word "words" instead of "vocabulary". (Palin again. I read all the best newspapers!) He tends to use a particular set of words or one simple talking point which he repeats mostly unchanged multiple times during the same thought:
|The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don't kid yourself. When they say they don't care about their lives, you have to take out their families.|
|I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border.|
|I’m a very smart guy, I went to the best college, I had good marks. I was a very smart guy, good student. [...] I was a really good student at the best school. I’m like a smart guy [...] If I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm the super genius of all time. The super genius of all time.|
|My whole life is about winning. I always win. I win at golf. I’m a club champion many times at different clubs. I win at golf. I can sink the three-footer on the 18th hole when others can’t. My whole life is about winning. I don't lose often. I almost never lose.|
“”“I’m not saying that’s a good thing, and in truth it probably says something perverse about the culture we live in. But I’m a businessman, and I learned a lesson from that experience: good publicity is preferable to bad, but from a bottom-line perspective, bad publicity is sometimes better than no publicity at all. Controversy, in short, sells.”
|—The Art of the Deal (1987)|
Trump has mastered the technique of False Conviction: you can get away with parodying ultra right-wing opinions if you remain absolutely committed to it. Donald will say things where it's clear he's being deliberately contrarian, but he will sell it as if it's his own full name.
The fact of the matter is that the media blew their load too early. Trump laid the bait and they could not resist: Illegal immigrant rapists, John McCain, disabled reporter, KKK disavowal, Lewandowski, Taco bowl,[note 5] John Miller, history with women, and so much more. He has systematically made the media attack him on issues which the public sees as minor or deceiving. He's built the armor himself. A great example of this was when he said more British Muslims join ISIS than the British military. The Guardian, in its rush to Stump Trump, reported that 640 Muslims joined the military but only 440 have joined ISIS (if you don't count the ones that died or came back). While they're back-slapping each other for stumping that plastic American celebrity, everyone who reads that is seeing Trump's actual point being reinforced with hard numbers from a paper that clearly hates him, "so it must be true". This is part of why voters like him and think he “speaks truth to power.”
 We shall overcomb
“”He’s always been that guy, and you denied it and ignored it and hand-waved it away and made excuses every step of the way because you were convinced that you were so much smarter than the rest of us. You were so certain that you had received some superior wavelength giving you special insight into the Donald; only you could tell that it was all an act. Only you could grasp that his constant courting of controversy was just to get attention from the media. Only you could instinctively sense that his style would play brilliantly in the general election and win over working-class Democrats. (SPOILER ALERT: It isn’t.) You insisted that you could “coach him”.
Trump's ability to blow up Republican sacred cows is pretty remarkable e.g. staunch conservative and shock value until the spotlight hits him, then he switches back to southpaw and blows the right-wingers away. Trump doesn't have a voting record. And human beings are really, really bad at processing information that falls outside of their heuristics and reconciling information that on its surface seems contradictory.
Therefore, if a candidate does not fall squarely into one of the two buckets we associate with politics—"conservatism" and "liberalism"—then he must be in the middle, despite not logically fitting as a "moderate" in any sense. And because many people subconsciously believe in the golden mean, Trump is using the same strategy almost every authoritarian populist has used to craft a successful coalition: pair extreme ideas from one end of the spectrum with ones that either come from the other extreme end or are appealing for their "moderation." For example, pair your extreme views on immigration with opposition to trade, or rhetoric opposing "hedge fund guys" and other selected rich capitalists who are unpopular across the board. This becomes a net win for Trump. He "tells it like it is" or "calls out both sides." Donald is an empty suit and he invites us all to try him on:
|DEBATE TRUMP: “Taxes too high, wages too high. We’re not going to be able to compete against the world.”|
|GASBAG TRUMP ON THE STUMP: "The influx of foreign workers holds down salaries, keeps unemployment high, and makes it difficult for poor and working-class Americans . . . to earn a middle-class wage."|
|SUBTEXT: To those of you working 2-3 jobs at $8.00 per hour, once I deport all the illegals you're still going to be making $8.00 per hour. F**k you very much.|
In 2002, Trump appeared on Howard Stern’s show and voiced his support (such as it was) for the Iraq War based on the financial interests in the region. In Las Vegas, Trump swerved the entire Republican Party, blasting the war louder than any Democrat would have:
|Thousands and thousands of lives, we have nothing. Wounded warriors all over the place who I love, we have nothing for it.|
It's like Vietnam. Even though it was an obvious boondoggle by 1969, it wasn't until the late 70s-early 80s that criticizing the war was socially acceptable. And we're going through the same motions now that we did back then: People are claiming Iraq was a fault of execution, not the original decision to go in, which Trump is basically echoing with his We need to go in and take their oil. Even though he now talks as if it was a mistake from the beginning, because we didn't immediately pillage all the oil and their wealth.
So what are we to believe? This is not a multiverse. You have to do one or the other. Trump's seductive technique is that he establishes himself as a huckster from Day 1, but then winks and nudges you into believing that you and you alone are the one who understands his "true" positions and values. It's a little bit like the playboy who sleeps with a bunch of different girls. They let him get away with it because each of them is convinced that she's the one he really loves and the other girls are just tramps who are easily lured by such a charming guy. And, of course, each one is convinced that in the end he'll come around to his one true love. This is why his supporters cherry-pick through the heaps of manure to prove that he's not really X-Y-Z.[note 6]
 Feud with HBO and Last Week Tonight
“”If Jon Stewart is so above it all & legit, why did he change his name from Jonathan Leibowitz? He should be proud of his heritage!
“”All the haters and losers must admit that, unlike others, I never attacked dopey Jon Stewart for his phony last name. Would never do that!
He then proceeded to lie that John Oliver[wp] (Stewart being the former boss and colleague of Oliver) had tried to get Trump to appear on Last Week Tonight, something which Oliver maintains has never happened. Oliver even checked to make sure nobody had accidentally invited him, and nobody had.
In response to all of this, on February 28, 2016, Oliver started the #makedonalddrumpfagain campaign, explaining:
|"Trump" does sound rich - it's almost onomatopoeic[wp]. "Trump!" is the sound produced when a mouthy servant is slapped across the face with a wad of thousand-dollar bills. "Trump!" is the sound of a cork popping on a couple's champagnniversary, the day the renovations in the wine cellar were finally completed.
The very name "Trump" is the cornerstone of his brand. If only there were a way to uncouple that magical word from the man he really is. Well, guess what—there is! Because it turns out, the name "Trump" was not always his family's name. One biographer found that a prescient ancestor had changed it from—and this is true—Drumpf. Yes; fucking Drumpf! And "Drumpf!" is much less magical.
It's the sound produced when a morbidly obese pigeon flies into the window of the foreclosed Old Navy. "Drumpf!" It's the sound of a bottle of store brand root beer falling off the shelf in a gas station mini-mart. And it may seem weird to bring up his ancestral name, but to quote Donald Trump, "he should be proud of his heritage"—because Drumpf is much more reflective of who he actually is.
So if you are thinking of voting for Donald Trump, the charismatic guy promising to make America great again, stop and take a moment to imagine how you would feel if you just met a guy named Donald Drumpf. A litigious serial liar, with a string of broken business ventures and the support of a former Klan leader who he can't decide whether or not to condemn. Would you think he would make a good president, or is the spell now somewhat broken? And that is why tonight, I am asking America to make Donald Drumpf again!
Oliver also revealed that HBO had even officially filed paperwork to trademark the name "Drumpf." HBO has also purchased the domain donaldjdrumpf.com and released an official Chrome browser plugin called the "Drumpfinator," which changes every instance of "Trump" to "Drumpf" in the browser.
The thought underlying the quite overtly satirical relabeling of Trump to Drumpf is that Trump's image and persona is based on the Trump brand—and thus, if people instead knew him as Donald Drumpf (the way his family's name was spelled before the Thirty Years' War), then hopefully people would stop automatically knee-jerk associating him with the fame and fortune attached to the Trump brand, and instead see the man for who and what he really is.
The only problem is that, for people who don't know about that little spat, it just looks like they're making fun of his German ancestry; hence, our coverage of it here helps set the record straight and avoid any confusion regarding the "Drumpf" meme.
 Melania Trump plagiarism controversy
“”Melania Trump denies ripping off Michelle Obama speech, as that's not in her nature as a proud black woman
|—Have I Got News For You?|
On July 18, 2016, the first day of the 2016 Republican National Convention, Trump's (current) wife, Melania, gave a speech to talk about why the Donald would be the
racially superior United States presidential candidate. The speech contained a paragraph that was pretty much identical to a paragraph of Michelle Obama's speech at the 2008 Democratic National Convention.
Following Melania’s speech, various media outlets reported the similarities, stating that the speech was "awkward", "embarrassing" and "an act of plagiarism" and also suggesting that members of Donald Trump's presidential campaign should respond to the accusations—which they did a few hours later in the form of the following statement by the campaign's senior communications advisor, Jason Miller:
“”In writing her beautiful speech, Melania's team of writers took notes on her life's inspirations, and in some instances included fragments that reflected her own thinking. Melania's immigrant experience and love for America shone through in her speech, which made it such a success.
Which basically just avoided the issue altogether.
Reince Priebus, chairman of the Republican National Committee, described the speech as "inspirational," but said if plagiarism were found, he thought "it certainly seems reasonable" to fire the person who wrote the speech. Paul Manafort, Donald Trump's campaign chairman, called it a "great speech" and said "obviously Michelle Obama feels very similar sentiments toward her family." He later said "to think that she would be cribbing Michelle Obama's words is crazy," adding, "This is once again an example of when a woman threatens Hillary Clinton, she seeks out to demean her and take her down. It's not going to work against Melania Trump." Quite what that has to do with the allegations of plagiarism is anybody's guess.
Sean Spicer, director of communications for the Republican National Committee and professional Brony, defended the speech by saying that similar statements have existed before her speech, such as quotes by John Legend, Kid Rock, and Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony. Legend himself responded to Spicer on Twitter by tweeting "I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative." Several pundits from conservative media outlets (Fox News in particular) attempted to justify the speech Trump gave, saying among other things: this actually applied to Trump, Obama was lying about it! (in 2008); "nobody owns" the words she used (true, but since the Donald has criticized others for plagiarism in the past, you’d think his campaign might be more vigilant); and—perhaps most ironically—that English is not Melania Trump’s first language (she was born in Slovenia) and speaking in a foreign language is hard.
Before delivering the speech, Melania had told NBC News' Matt Lauer[wp] that she and a speechwriter had been "working on the speech" for the past "five to six weeks," that she had "read it once over," and that she "wrote it with as little help as possible." David Lauter from the Los Angeles Times stated that while these allegations are unlikely to cost Trump votes, the distraction is unhelpful, referring to it as a "lost opportunity" for the campaign.
Some commentators also wondered whether Trump had referenced Rick Astley's song "Never Gonna Give You Up" with the lines "He will never, ever give up" ("never gonna give you up") and "he will never, ever let you down" ("never gonna let you down"); essentially, Melania's scriptwriters were quite literally accused of Rickrolling her.
“”This has to be the first time that a major presidential candidate has actively encouraged a foreign power to conduct espionage against his political opponent. That’s not hyperbole, those are just the facts. This has gone from being a matter of curiosity, and a matter of politics, to being a national security issue.
|—Jake Sullivan, Hillary Clinton's foreign policy adviser|
Trump has encouraged the Russians to spy on Hillary Clinton, hack into her private server and pass on information to the press. Trump's action is being seen as treason or almost treasonous. There is a serious suggestion that Russia has spied this way.
 Trump Mania
La Familia Trump consists of the usual suspects; a pack of shit-stirrers, talent-vacuums, bigots, and media whores as unfit to hold office as the man himself. We have dossiers on most of them:
- Joe Arpaio: Cartoonishly-corrupt sheriff of Maricopa County. Arpaio, whose department has been sued multiple times for racist policing practices by the federal government, declared "I’m with him to the bitter end."
- Anti-PC crusader Ann Coulter: Hopped on the Trump Train early but appeared to sour on his ‘half-baked tweets at midnight’. What's that old saying about a speck in your neighbor's eye?
- George Galloway: Here's a tricky one: Who would be a more terrible president, Donald Trump or George Galloway? Fellow Brexiteer Nigel Farage appears to agree with Galloway on this one.
- Sean Hannity: His inner construction worker cannot resist.
- Alex Jones: Vaunted anti-government loon, is spreading the Trump Gospel—in essence, becoming a cheerleader for torture, the surveillance state, deportations, and zero-percent corporate taxes—all in exchange for a plug from Donald on his show.
- Arthur Laffer: Trickle-down needs to be brutally murdered, because it won't fucking die on its own. (Shouldn't you be wrecking Australia's economy right now?)
- Michelle Malkin: Sees which way the wind is blowing and announced she would be "pulling the lever for Donald Trump." This from the woman who called him a "conservafraud" two years before. Others might have taken offense at Trump calling them "born stupid," but not Malkin: she couldn't Stump The Trump, and hopefully gained "wisdom" from the experience.
- Ted Nugent: Of course, no collection of wingnuts would be complete without Nugent. Political life lessons from him are like filling the seats at the BET awards with KKK members.
- Dennis Prager: Admits he only supports Trump out of hate for the left. One of the most adamantly anti-Trump talk show hosts of the past year was, in fact...Dennis Prager.
- Donald Rumsfeld: Trump's not doing so well in endorsements; he'll take what he can get. Let's speculate on other stupid endorsements he may get. Lynndie England? Ollie North? Is G. Gordon Liddy dead yet?
- Michael Savage: Called Trump "the Winston Churchill of our time."
- Phyllis Schlafly:
Marital rape supporterNonagenarian stay-at-home mom and ERA opponent.
- Ben Stein: Once a flack, always a flack. "He wants a peaceful, calm America."
- Milo Yiannopoulos: Refers to Trump as "Daddy." As the official spokesman for the Internet's sewer, Yiannopoulos half-jokingly yearns for a God-Emperor Trump to transform America into some sort of a fascist monarchy.
 Patient Zeroes
- Silvio Berlusconi: Il Trump italiano. Just subtract a foot of height and add underage Moroccan prostitutes.
- Nigel Farage: Has compared himself to The Don. Take a seat, Enoch. (Trump is UKIP turned up to 11.)
- Geert Wilders: Completely adrift from reality. Screams anything necessary to get more votes. Dat hair, tho.
- Boris Johnson: "Wait, I have dumb hair, too! Vote for me!"
- Hugo Chavez: Why should the Reds feel left out? A very similar rhetorician, with endless insults but a strong ability to manipulate the media and make people laugh. Latin Americans even coined the term Trumpismo to describe demagogues like Chavez.
- Pauline Hanson: Australia's Most Honest Politician. "I don't believe in halal" is the kind of bilge they can look forward to.
- Rob Ford[wp]: R.I.P. He reminded us a lot of Bender when he temporarily became human.
- Michele Fiore[wp]: Rule 63 is an Internet rule which states "For any given male character, there is a female version of that character." Gold-plated AKs, cigar-chomping, word salad ("ocular cavity"), quack supplements, fraud, shitposting, /pol/ following, this woman's got it all!
- Rodrigo Duterte[wp]: President of the Philippines, known for being as inflammatory and authoritarian as Trump; he dominates the media and parades the same kind of "lemme clean up the establishment" populism as Trump. His nickname is even "The Trump of the East."
 See also
- Joseph McCarthy: There are at least 40 million illegal immigrants. Some people say there are 30 million illegal immigrants. It's probably somewhere in the middle. 32, 33, 34 million.
- George Wallace: The OG non-PC presidential candidate. At least Wallace didn't use racist dog-whistles. (He told voters exactly what he supported!)
- Ronald Reagan: A B-radio and film personality who completely changed his politics to appease his masters at GE TV theater. He was picked out of a hat because the name had a high recognition value. He didn't actually decide anything, he just read the lines he was given.
- Sarah Palin: Basically a Nostra-dumbass. She foretold Trump without even knowing it.
- Know Nothing Party: Rick Perry publicly called Trump a "Know Nothing" shortly after Trump announced his candidacy. (And when Rick Perry thinks you've gone out to lunch, well...)
- Narcissistic personality disorder: Trump isn't the kind of person who would turn down a business model centered on the idea that “Trump is a genius worth emulating.”
- Ultracrepidarian: Also: hire ghost writers to write bestseller books in your name about how smart and rich you are.
- Daddy Trump
- Donald Trump Insult Generator, TIME.
- Trumpbart - Spoof of Breitbart. Ben Shapiro called Breitbart.com "Pravda for Donald Trump", which is just about right.
- /r/the_donald - In an in-no-way-coincidental mirroring of the idiot they spend their days drooling over, Da_Dawnald are possibly the most thin-skinned, whiny middle-schoolers ever encountered on Reddit. Even the most mild criticism (hey, stop flooding modmail with thousands of harassing insults) triggers them and brings out the Nazi Germany comparisons.
- "Donald Trump Campaign Offered Actors $50 to Cheer for Him at Presidential Announcement"
- "Donald Trump: 'I Could ... Shoot Somebody, And I Wouldn't Lose Any Voters'" - We're not sure the world is ready for a mad emperor Gordon Gekko.
- Never forget.
- RNC Prays For Democratic Defeat, Trump Victory - The fact that they're literally praying in an empty room is a powerful statement. So alone in their righteous anger.
- ↑ Trump's actually been very thrifty with his campaign spending, perhaps because it is his own money. He's spent less than any other candidate currently in the race except for Kasich. Clinton and Sanders are on top. Source: FEC (click Trump on the left and expenditures on the right).
- ↑ Our favorite is when Romney called him out as a fellow politician and a businessman. Trump put on a freaking infomercial showcasing Trump Magazine, Trump Steaks, and Trump Wine/Vodka—Most of which are fake in one way or another. The steaks were probably bought from a local butcher, since they are no longer sold anywhere. The magazine he referenced was a different one from the one Romney said had failed, and has basically no distribution, existing only as a table decoration for one of his resorts. He's like that Tai Lopez guy in the YouTube ads bragging about his library and his cars; he needs to maintain the illusion to keep his business going.
- ↑ When asked about the venture, James Levin (former CEO of the Sharper Image) said "we literally sold almost no steaks. If we sold $50,000 of the steaks grand total, I'd be surprised." One food critic described Trump Steaks™ as "edible, but not particularly good." Hardly glowing reviews for a product Trump pitched as "the world's greatest steaks... in every sense of the word." Conan milked it for its seemingly endless comedic value. Just goes to show you, never write a candidate off this side of Arlington Cemetery.
- ↑ His life's work has been about creating things and spaces exclusively for the wealthy. Trump Tower—the way the interior is laid out—is probably actually a really good illustration of how Trump thinks about politics: he thinks about the American Dream in terms of creating opportunities for people to ride in gold-plated elevators (there are literally gold-plated elevators). This might also explain something about his preoccupation with China.
- ↑ Who could hate a man just enjoying his taco salad? He got millions of dollars' worth in publicity from this stunt alone, as media outlets tried to spin it in their own way or provide some opinion on why he made it. For God's sake, he mentioned the name of one of his restaurants in the tweet. He's just hawking his corn muffins on a free, world-sized stage.
- ↑ Obama had a similar experience with the left wing, who saw themselves in his reflection only to get embittered when he ended up being, well, the center-left to centrist Democrat he always was.
- ↑ http://i.imgur.com/b1QZGwG.png
- ↑ Marc Fisher and Will Hobson, "Donald Trump masqueraded as publicist to brag about himself", WaPo 5.13.16. He will punch himself in the face if it gets him attention.
- ↑ Tech Times gives a brief rundown, not to mention the time when "he" wrestled "Rosie O'Donnell" in a painful moment for WWE.
- ↑ Collins, Eliza, "Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize", Politico (02/03/16 04:05 PM EST).
- ↑ "Here's a Timeline of Every Time Donald Trump Ran for President". (July 28, 2015) TV Guide News.
- ↑ Ronald Brownstein, "'The Billionaire Candidate and His Blue-Collar Following", National Journal. So he's copying from George W. Bush's playbook.
- ↑ 7.0 7.1 Paul Solotaroff, "Trump Seriously: On the Trail With the GOP's Tough Guy", Rolling Stone 9.9.15. Gwenda Blair, biographer: "It's all part of what he does, the bragging and the repetition: It's called branding, and he's relentless at it."
- ↑ 8.0 8.1 Kruse, Michael, "1988: The Year Donald Lost His Mind", Politico 3/11/16. Kruse: "The only thing that saved Trump from personal bankruptcy and permanent financial ruin: loans from his rich father and his siblings, and the severity, strangely, of his fiscal straits. The money was so big, the loans so brazen, that not only was he beholden to the banks—the banks were beholden to him...The banks had been just as irresponsible as he had."
- ↑ Campbell, Colin, "Donald Trump tries to convince Bill O'Reilly that his Mexican border wall is 'peanuts' compared to the Great Wall of China", Business Insider (8/5/15, 9:33 AM).
- ↑ Rory Carroll, "Donald Trump on vaccines: ‘It’s not helpful’, experts say", The Guardian
- ↑ Trump's flip-flop on abortion, National Journal
- ↑ Trump Supports National Health Care, Business Insider
- ↑ Trump has a long history of assisting Democrats, CNN
- ↑ Bump, Phillip, "Trump got the most GOP votes ever — both for and against him — and other fun facts", WaPo 6.8.16.
- ↑ Taibbi, "How America Made Trump Unstoppable", Rolling Stone 20/24/16. "You think the media sucks now? Just wait until reporters have to kiss a brass Trump-sphinx before they enter the White House press room."
- ↑ "Donald Trump and the mob" by Chris Frates (Updated 12:37 PM ET, Fri July 31, 2015) CNN'.
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- ↑ Trump Limos Were Built With A Hood Ornament: Developer's first licensing deal was with New York Mafia figure (September 22, 2015) The Smoking Gun.
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- ↑ New Evidence Donald Trump Didn’t Pay Taxes by David Cay Johnston (06.14.16 10:00 PM ET) The Daily Beast.
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- ↑ Susan B. Glasser and Michael Kruse, "Trumpology: A Master Class", Politico, May/June 2016. Being born into millions. Much merit, very self-made.
- ↑ Newsweek: How much Trump is worth depends on how he feels.
- ↑ Because, if there's any business where the owners can't control income and expenditures, and where cash flow is at a trickle, IT'S A CASINO!
- ↑ Campbell, Colin, "DONALD TRUMP: 'My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars'", Business Insider (10/26/15, 9:23 AM). He received "small loan of a million dollars" (pocket change, really) from his multi-millionaire real estate developer father who was named — this is a fact — Frederick Christ Trump.
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- ↑ Drexler, Peggy, "Lewandowski firing: Power of Ivanka?", CNN (6/20/16, Updated 8:04 PM ET). He obviously resisted firing Corey for a long time. According to CNN his own daughter (the only competent member in the family) had to threaten to leave the campaign in order to get him to do it.
- ↑ Andrew Kaczynski and Christopher Massie, "Sad! Money: Trump’s Many Incorrect Predictions On The Economy", Buzzfeed (Apr. 4, 2016, at 1:30 p.m.).
- ↑ Donald Trump's Golfcourse, Ramblers Scotland
- ↑ See the Wikipedia article on Glenfiddich Spirit of Scotland Awards.
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- ↑ State educrats give failing grade to Donald Trump's 'misleading' Trump University by Douglas Feiden (Thursday, April 15, 2010, 11:27 PM) New York Daily News. Congratulations, you've just earned a degree from Trump University. It's just as useless as it sounds.
- ↑ New York judge finds Donald Trump liable for unlicensed school by Karen Freifeld (Thu Oct 16, 2014 4:14pm EDT) Reuters.
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- ↑ Trump University 2010 Playbook.
Ein Volk. Ein Reich. Ein Führer.One Company. One Culture. One Goal.
- ↑ Declaration of Ronald Schnackenberg in Support of Plaintiff's Motion for Class Certification United States District Court, Southern California District, Case 3:13-cv-02519-GPC-WVG.
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- ↑ East, Kristen, "Trump attacks 'Mexican' judge in Trump U lawsuit", Politico (05/28/16 09:55 AM EDT). THEY'RE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST PEOPLE!!... oh wait, they are.
- ↑ Crooked Donald
- ↑ "Bankers Heart". Public Art and Architecture from Around the World.
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- ↑ "When It Came To September 11 Charity, Billionaire Donald Trump Actually Had His Hand Out", The Smoking Gun 2.17.16.
- ↑ Feds Gave Donald a Quick Bundle: He's among titans who got 9-11 funds set for small biz by Russ Buettner (Sunday, January 29, 2006, 12:00 AM) New York Daily News.
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- ↑ Town Board Discusses Trump Park's Dog Park by Plamena Pesheva (June 25, 2010 1:05 am ET) Yorktown-Somers Patch.
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- ↑ Trump promised millions to charity. We found less than $10,000 over 7 years by David A. Fahrenthold (June 28, 2016) Washington Post.
- ↑ Donald Trump Still A Miser, Tax Return Shows: Billionaire's foundation again staked by NYC ticket scalper January 15, 2016 The Smoking Gun.
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- ↑ James Dobson Says of Donald Trump: “I Know the Person Who Led Him to Christ”
- ↑ Trump says Bible is his favorite book, but declines to share favorite verse by Eugene Scott (Updated 12:31 PM ET, Thu August 27, 2015) CNN. The book of Job, now back to work, you!.
- ↑ Evangelical leader Jerry Falwell Jr. endorses Trump by Robert Costa and Jenna Johnson (January 26, 2016) The Washington Post.
- ↑ Donald Trump accidentally put money in Communion plate at Iowa church
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- ↑ Weiss, Phillip, "Adelson will mold Rubio into ‘perfect little puppet’", Mondoweiss 10.13.15. Remember, Shelly is even richer and crazier than Trump. He wants to nuke Iran, and also wishes he had served in the Israeli military instead of the U.S. Army.
- ↑ Strauss, Daniel, "Donald Trump sends Club for Growth cease and desist letter", Politico (09/22/15 03:00 PM EDT, Updated 09/22/15 03:51 PM EDT).
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- ↑ David Weigel. "Trump's foes say he’s a 9/11 truther. Truthers would disagree.". Washington Post. February 15, 2016.
- ↑ Hains, Tim, "Donald Trump on 9/11: 'You Will Find Out Who Really Knocked Down The World Trade Center'", RCP 2.17.16.
- ↑ "Congress Releases Secret 9/11 Document Detailing Possible Saudi Ties to Al Qaeda" (16 July 2016). New York Times.
- ↑ Richardson, Bradford, "Trump as George H.W. Bush’s running mate? 'I was asked that question'", The Hill (November 08, 2015, 10:39 am).
- ↑ Gates, Marie-Elise, "Trump Trademarks “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN”", Trademarkology 5.16.16.
- ↑ 78.0 78.1 Eric Bradner, "Trump praises 9/11 truther's 'amazing' reputation, Jones shares the love", CNN. Trump calls to expand the surveillance state within seconds of being interviewed, and Alex just keeps washing his balls. Can't think of a better VP for kicking the crazy up a notch. ('"BEWARE THE FICTIONAL OVERLORDS! RALLY BEHIND THE REAL ONES!)
- ↑ Bankers Dispute Trump's Story of Financial Comeback: Bankers who worked with Trump when he was near bankruptcy say it was not the GOP nominee's deal-making triumph but their intervention that enabled a comeback 7/18/16 at 12:00 AM Reuters.
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- ↑ Donald Trump Shouts ‘F Word’ Multiple Times In Las Vegas Speech, Wonkette
- ↑ He opposes gay marriage because of new trends in golf putter preference., HuffPo.
- ↑ Tea Partiers Rallying in DC Praise Donald Trump's Birther Stance, TPM
- ↑ Trump: Bill Ayers Wrote Obama's Book, TPM. Remember when being a Birther was basically the peak of crazy in political discussions? Times have changed, man.
- ↑ "'This is what we were thinking about', says screenwriter", Rolling Stone.
- ↑ Ishaan Tharoor (17 June 2015). "Top Mexican official blasts Donald Trump’s ‘absurd’ comments on migrants". Washington Post.
- ↑ "Univision Drops Miss USA Pageant After Donald Trump's Comments About Mexicans : People.com". PEOPLE.com.
- ↑ Jeremy Stahl (29 June 2015). "Donald Trump fired from NBC: Celebrity Apprentice star and Republican presidential hopeful loses his job with NBC for anti-immigrant racism.". Slate Magazine.
- ↑ Federal Election Commission, itemized disbursements for Donald J. Trump For President, Inc. He'd better turn those hats upside-down and start asking for handouts....
- ↑ Drew Griffin, Paul Murphy and Theodore Schleifer, "Trump directs nearly one-fifth of his money to his own businesses", CNN (Updated 6/22/16 at 10:39 AM ET).
- ↑ Alex Isenstadt and Shane Goldmacher, "GOP Cleveland organizers beg Adelson for $6 million", Politico (Updated 07/15/16 11:52 AM EDT).
- ↑ Wilson, "How the Tea Party Got Hijacked by Donald Trump's Troll Party", Daily Beast (09.15.15 10:15 PM ET).
- ↑ Feloni, Robert, "Donald Trump's core business philosophy from his bestselling 1987 book 'The Art of the Deal'", Business Insider (6/16/15, 2:38 PM). Trump: I play to people's fantasies. People may not always think big themselves, but they can still get very excited by those who do. That's why a little hyperbole never hurts. People want to believe that something is the biggest and the greatest and the most spectacular.
- ↑ Hongo, Hudson, "Donald Trump Promises to Build Big, Bad Military "Nobody Will Mess With"", Gawker (4/19/16 10:45pm).
- ↑ David Gilbert, "Donald Trump Wants Bill Gates To Turn Off The Internet To Stop ISIS", International Business Times (12/08/15 AT 6:31 AM).
- ↑ Trump on the stump: A closer look at The Donald's proposed policies by Eugene Scott (Updated 2:29 PM ET, Sat June 20, 2015) CNN
- ↑ 97.0 97.1 David Edwards, "Donald Trump: To defeat ISIS ‘you have to take out their families’", Raw Story.
- ↑ Tom LoBianco, "Donald Trump on terrorists: 'Take out their families'", CNN.
- ↑ Ben Jacobs, "Donald Trump on waterboarding: 'Even if it doesn't work they deserve it'", The Guardian. Caedite eos! Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius![wp]
- ↑ Jeremy Diamond, CNN (20 February 2016). "Donald Trump cites story of general who dipped bullets in pigs' blood to deter Muslims". CNN.
- ↑ Lloyd, Green, "Trump in Phoenix: Mexicans Are Coming to Take Your Jobs And Kill You", Daily Beast (7.11.15 8:48 PM ET).
- ↑ Brian Latimer. "Former Mexican President: We're Not Paying for a 'Stupid' Wall". NBC News. In any case, we doubt Mexico would forgive being extorted out of $20 billion dollars.
- ↑ Olivio, Antonio, "At Trump hotel site, immigrant workers wary", WaPo 7.6.15.
- ↑ Pennacchia, Robyn, "Trump Surrogate: Mexico Border Wall Actually Just Donald Trump’s Imaginary Friend", Wonkette (5/19/16, 12:28pm).
- ↑ Nastasha Bertrad, "Donald Trump gave credence to a major right-wing conspiracy theory about Muslim 'training camps'", Business Insider. They're going to be sent to a detention facility were all they can do all day is watch Trump U. videos.
- ↑ Steve Holland and Ginger Gibson, "After Florida shooting, Trump hardens stance on Muslims", Reuters (6/14/16 and 10:41pm EDT).
- ↑ Sayare, Scott, "http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2016/05/europe-counterterrorism-failure-khaled-kelkal/481908/", Atlantic 5.9.16. Interestingly, a ban might actually make another Orlando more likely, as many Muslims in the U.S. will rightly feel like they've been targeted, and that's one of the causes of radicalization. For the alt-right, that's the point.
- ↑ Trump says he'd allow 'rich Muslims' to enter U.S.
- ↑ Fisher, Max, "We painstakingly annotated Donald Trump's strange and revealing foreign policy interview", Vox (9/4/15, 12:34 p.m. ET).
- ↑ Hellman, Jessie, "Trump Would Consider Letting Japan and South Korea Build Nuclear Arsenals, The Hill (3/26/.16, 03:24 pm). Donald handing out nukes like a pedophile handing out candy to kids. Particularly silly in that Japan already has all the technology and know-how to produce both a fission bomb and deliver it, but don't want to, for reasons that are obvious to anybody who's studied history.
- ↑ Hensch, Mark, "Trump: I’ll be ‘neutral’ on Israel and Palestine", The Hill (2/17/16, 09:41 pm). Well, that's refreshing to hear...
- ↑ "Trump: Israeli Settlement Construction in West Bank Should 'Keep Going'", Haaretz (6/24/16 at 9:13pm IDT). −WHAT? But I thought he was going to use his deal-closing skills to negotiate!
- ↑ "Trump Would Support Israeli Annexation of Parts of West Bank, Says Adviser", Haaretz (6/23/16 at9:24 PM IDT). Perhaps Israel will be offered more and bigger walls. That'll surely fix it right up.
- ↑ Collinson, Stephen, "5 candidates make closing arguments on CNN", CNN (Updated 3/22/16 8:45 AM ET). The US leaving NATO would be like the Pope quitting Catholicism.
- ↑ "Mexican media: Trump threatens war with Mexico to collect border wall payment". Fusion. Because crashing the Mexican economy is a good way to decrease illegal immigration into America.
- ↑ http://www.theatlantic.com/news/archive/2016/07/trump-nato/492341/
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- ↑ Pindell, James, "Trump loves NASA, but backs privatization of outer space", Boston Globe 1.1/11/15.
- ↑ Savanskry, Rebecca, "Trump hits Clinton for attacks after '100% wrong' Brexit prediction", The Hill (6/26/16 at 08:13 am).
- ↑ Drezner, Daniel D., "Donald Trump’s Big Lie about the global economy", WaPo 8.3.15. It's the establishment versus the working class. The Republicans have catered to low-income voters for quite a while now, and those are the main demographics who are severely effected by free trade. That demographic ("small business") has been voting against their own interest by sending their jobs overseas.
- ↑ Krugman, Paul, "Trade, Labor, and Politics", NYT 3.28.16. Republicans oppose trade because protectionism is the only way they know how to deal with the fact that it creates losers as well as winners, whereas believers in a strong safety net can take all sorts of other measures to protect workers without bringing down the country as a whole.
- ↑ McKee, Guian, "This is what Trump and Sanders Get Wrong About Free Trade", WaPo 5.17.16.
- ↑ Tankersley, Jim, "Donald Trump’s trade war could kill millions of U.S. jobs", WaPo 3.25.16.
- ↑ Byrnes, Jesse, "Trump: 'Who the hell cares if there's a trade war?'", The Hill (May 19, 2016, 10:07 pm). Republicans will be all for free trade when their "low low prices" increase by 50% at Wal-Mart.
- ↑ Kessler, Glenn, "Donald Trump's Unusual Plan to Lower the National Debt: Sell Off $16 Tril in Assets", WaPo 4.2.16. If it works for wines, steaks, and luxury hotels, of course it will work for foreign policy!
- ↑ Barro, Josh, "Donald Trump is floating an insane idea that would tank the American economy", Business Insider (5/6/16, 11:59 AM).
- ↑ MJ Lee and Sara Murray, "Donald Trump Slashes Taxes on the Poor — and the Wealthy", CNN (Updated 0/29/15, 11:39 AM ET). Tax Policy Center: "On the corporate side the tax cut is very large. On the individual side it's very large. There just aren't enough tax breaks out there to make this work."
- ↑ "Donald Trump's false claim that his tax plan wouldn't increase the deficit" Politifact.com. The ideology of "spend more, tax less, repay debt!" doesn't exist because mathematically it's nonsense.
- ↑ "How the candidates' tax plans will affect you, in 4 charts" Vox.com
- ↑ Ryan Kowonowski, "It Snowed Once And Other Things Donald Trump Thinks Prove Global Warming Is A Hoax" ThinkProgress. Global warming is just Mexican climate hopping our border. We need to build a climate wall.
- ↑ Page, Samantha, "Sanders Blasts Trump on Weird Climate Change Claim", ThinkProgress (1/5/16 1:08 pm ST). Trump is “not a believer” in man-made climate change, an issue he dismisses as something “created by and for the Chinese.” Ahhh, America. Where you've got so much freedom, science is an opinion.
- ↑ Jill Colvin and Ellen Knickmeyer, "Trump tells California ‘there is no drought’" , WaPo 5.27.16. No shit, it was sucked dry by the very factory farms that are complaining now.
- ↑ Schreckinger, Ben, "Trump acknowledges climate change — at his golf course", Politico. (05/23/16 05:35 AM EDT) Trump applied to build a wall to prevent coastal erosion at his Trump International Golf Links seaside golf resort in Ireland — and has explicitly cited risks posed by climate change in his application.
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- ↑ "Donald Trump Promises To Sue The Media For Negative Stories About Him If He's Elected President". Media Matters for America. February 26, 2016.
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- ↑ South Florida Sun-Sentinel (14 March 2016). "Mayo: My choice at Trump rally - Leave or go to jail". Sun-Sentinel.com.
- ↑ Associated Press, "Paul Ryan's Endorsement of Donald Trump Comes With Caveats", Fortune (6/3/16 at 3:53 AM EDT).
- ↑ 144.0 144.1 "Trump in 1999: 'I am Very Pro-Choice'". Meet The Press.
- ↑ Gladu, Alex, "Donald Trump's Abortion Punishments Don't Include Men For Whatever Misogynistic Reason", Bustle 3.30.16. I read The Handmaid's Tale and I thought it was a great blueprint for America.
- ↑ "READ: Donald Trump's Advocate Interview Where He Defends Gays, Mexicans". advocate.com. 28 September 2015. Retrieved on 26 June 2016. DT "Buchanan actually said gay people had chosen 'Satan and suicide.' Now he says he welcomes gay people into his campaign. The guy is a hypocrite."
- ↑ Edwards, David, "CNN host calls out Donald Trump: ‘What’s traditional about being married three times?’", Raw Story (6/28/15 at 09:37 ET).
- ↑ Duffy, Nick, "Trump says he’d consider overturning same-sex marriage in shock U-turn". pinknews.co.uk. Retrieved on 26 June 2016.
- ↑ Duffy, Nick, "Donald Trump admits opposing equal marriage is ‘dead issue’". pinknews.co.uk. Retrieved on 26 June 2016.
- ↑ McCormick, Joesph Patrick, "Donald Trump celebrated Elton John’s marriage in 2005". pinknews.co.uk. Retrieved on 26 June 2016. (Yes, technically this was a civil partnership and not a marriage, but Trump's easiness using the word "marriage" referring to it clearly indicates that he wasn't too bothered.)
- ↑ Parker, Ashley, "Donald Trump Says Transgender People Should Use the Bathroom They Want". The New York Times. 21 April 2016. Retrieved on 26 June 2016.
- ↑ Duffy, Nick, "Donald Trump reverses his ‘support’ for transgender rights". pinknews.co.uk. Retrieved on 26 June 2016.
- ↑ Duffy, Nick, "Donald Trump ‘wouldn’t block’ law to permit homophobic discrimination". pinknews.co.uk. Retrieved on 26 June 2016.
- ↑ McCormick, Joseph Patrick, "Donald Trump says he supports ‘the gays’ at a rally – ‘the gays’ respond perfectly". pinknews.co.uk. Retrieved on 26 June 2016. DT: "Ask the gays what they think and what they do, in, not only Saudi Arabia, but many of these countries, and then you tell me – who's your friend, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?"
- ↑ Ashley Parker and Coral Davenport, "Donald Trump’s Energy Plan: More Fossil Fuels and Fewer Rules", NYT 5.26.16. Ironically, GOP energy policy doesn't benefit coal anymore. The only way to benefit coal is to provide them subsidies. The rate of return on coal is terrible now.
- ↑ Koenig, David, "AP FACT CHECK: Trump's vow to create Appalachian coal jobs", The Big Story (5/5/16 at 3:31 PM EDT).
- ↑ Timothy Cama and Devin Henry, "Overnight Energy: Trump outlines 'America First' energy plan in North Dakota", The Hill (05/26/16 05:54 PM EDT).
- ↑ Savransky, Rebecca, "Trump: My GOP will be a 'worker's party'", The Hill (May 26, 2016, 08:59 am).
- ↑ Kascynski, Andrew, "Trump Once Threatened To Sue Over A Report He Owned A Book Of Hitler Speeches", Buzzfeed (Feb. 18, 2016, at 1:22 p.m.).
- ↑ Wolf, Leon H., "Trump: I’m not Advocating for Guns in Classrooms, I’m just Advocating for Guns in Classrooms Sometimes", RedState (5/22/16 at 2:26 pm).
- ↑ MacNeal, Caitlin, "NRA Says It's Willing To Meet With Trump About Guns And The No-Fly List", TPM (6/15/16, 1:32 PM EDT).
- ↑ Kapur, Sahil, "Trump Walks Back Remarks on Guns at Orlando Club After NRA Disagrees", Bloomberg (6/20/16 at 10:09 AM PDT).
- ↑ Michelle Boorstein and Julie Zauzmer, "Thrilling Christian conservative audience, Trump vows to lift ban on politicking, appoint antiabortion judges", WaPo (6/22/16 at 2:25 PM). When he panders, he panders hard. This is funny because it reads like Trump scrambling to bring in voters who ordinarily be locked-up in November.
- ↑ Gettys, Travis, "Trump panders to evangelical leaders by promising to force store clerks to say ‘Merry Christmas’", Raw Story (6/21/16 at 13:48 ET).
- ↑ Kelley, Marty, "LOL Hillary Clinton Might Beat Donald Trump In Utah", Wonkette (6/13/16 at 3:01pm).
- ↑ Guerra, Daniel, "Actually, Most Evangelicals Don’t Vote Trump", Christianity Today 5.28.16. Turns out there are people who identify as evangelical and those who go to church weekly. The latter went for Cruz.
- ↑ Engel, Pamela, "Donald Trump mistakenly invokes '7-Eleven' when talking about 9/11 terror attacks", Business Insider (8/19/16 at 9:30 AM ).
- ↑ "A transcript of Donald Trump’s meeting with The Washington Post editorial board", WaPo 3/21/16
- ↑ Romm, Joe, "Trump Even Gets Climate Denial Wrong", ThinkProgress Mar 24, 2016 8:00 am
- ↑ Trudo, Hannah, "Trump escalates attack on 'Mexican' judge", Politico (6/02/16 10:05 PM EDT, updated 06/02/16 11:27 PM EDT). It's amazing these people manage to tie their shoes in the morning.
- ↑ Louis Jacobson and Linda Qiu"Donald Trump's Pants on Fire claim linking Ted Cruz's father and JFK assassination", Politifact (5/3/16 at 5:59 p.m.).
- ↑ Avlon, John, "Donald Trump Is Running for Richard Nixon’s Third Term", Daily Beast (02.14.16 9:04 PM ET).
- ↑ "Lawrence O'Donnell: Portions of Melania Trump's RNC 'pure plagiarism'", MSNBC 7.19.16. O'Donnell: "There is no university in America that wouldn't consider this plagiarism." Not at Trump University. That's A+ work right there!
- ↑ McAfee, Tierney, "Two Sides to Trump: His Friends and Foes Speak Out", People (03/30/2016 at 04:35 PM EDT).
- ↑ Laughland, Oliver, "Ex-Trump workers describe egocentric micromanager: 'Donald loves Donald'", The Guardian (3/14/16 15.01 EDT).
- ↑ Hugh Hewitt and Donald Trump talk 2016. DT: "I think I might be inclined to do that. I don’t think that’s that unusual, though. That’s been done before, hasn’t it, Hugh? (No.) ...Yeah, no, I like that idea very much." No spine or judgement whatsoever.
- ↑ Tani, Maxwell, "Donald Trump: 'I don’t want congrats' for 'being right on radical Islamic terrorism,' but I do 'appreciate' it", Business Insider (6/12/16 at 1:06 PM).
- ↑ Huppke, Rex, "Donald Trump makes 'tragic situation worse'", Guardian (6.14.16 at 1:18pm.) Nailed it! He sounds unhinged even with a teleprompter.
- ↑ Kevin Cirilli, Michael C. Bender, and Jennifer Jacobs, "Trump Holding Meeting With Advisers to Reassess Strategy", Bloomberg (6/20/16 at 2:00 AM PDT). Buried in this piece is Trump mistakenly uploading the wrong speech into his teleprompter.
- ↑ Mascaro, Lisa, "Donald Trump, minus teleprompter, is back ", LA Times (6/14/16 at 6:31 p.m.). Screw the nerds, let's go back to what's fun!
- ↑ Caldwell, Leigh Ann, "After Orlando, Republican Party Unity Behind Trump Grows More Elusive", NBC (6/15/16 at 10:50 am ET). Republican senators set a new record for “being late to meetings” or gluing cellphones to their ears as they hurry past.
- ↑ Jacobs, Ben, "Trump issues statement on Clinton that goes full conspiracy theory on lack of charges", Twitter (7/5/16 at 12:31 PM). The head of the FBI just railed on my opponent for 15 minutes? Better start talking about how untrustworthy the FBI is...
- ↑ Chason, Rachel, "House Republican sides with Comey over Trump on Clinton emails", CNN (Updated 7/5/16 at 11:12 PM).
- ↑ Lasher, Megan, "Eric Trump Says His Sister’s ‘Looks’ Qualify Her for Vice Presidency", TIME 7.7.16.
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- ↑ Kevin Cirilli and Jennifer Jacobs, "The Ohio governor's advisers say he remains uninterested in the position", Bloomberg (5/10/16 at 2:00 PM).
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- ↑ Eric Bradner and Tal Kopan, "Trump: I'd declare war on ISIS, send 'very few' troops", CNN (Updated 7/17/16 at 7:59 PM ET).
- ↑ Savransky, Rebbecca, "Trump: Pence entitled to make mistakes, Hillary's not", The Hill (7/17/16 at 7:01 pm).
- ↑ Osnos, Evan, "Trump’s Convention Strategy: “The Fix Is In”", New Yorker 4.8.16. Trump's intolerance toward journalist critics also extends towards delegates who don't support him for the nomination. His top advisor, Roger Stone, threatened to release the personal information of all disloyal delegates.
- ↑ Schultz, Randy, "Rick Scott on Donald Trump's ticket? Folks, he's already there", Miami Sun-Sentinel (2/26/16 8:36 PM).
- ↑ Seung Min Kim and Rachael Bade, "GOP lawmakers skip Cleveland for fly-fishing, farming and haircuts", Politico (Updated 07/17/16 01:13 PM EDT).
- ↑ Janet Allon, "Dick Cheney sees threat to his title of most evil living Republican", AlterNet. (GOP:' "You need to be scared of Islamists, no one is doing anything!" Trump: "LET'S DO SOMETHING ABOUT MUSLIMS!" GOP: "What?? ZOMG no, what are you talking about?")
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Anthony Smith. "Donald Trump's "Star of David" Hillary Clinton Meme Was Created by White Supremacists". News.Mic. July 3, 2016.
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