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Girl WTF

Well, considering I did some really hurtful things to that girl last year just for lulz... I made her cry more than once. I hated doing it because I've always liked her and she used to do nice things for me, but she's the easist person at my school to make cry. Before I started getting feelings for her it as funny to watch her sob, and I made her do it every other day last year. I used to tell her she's fat and ugly and that's why she can't get a boyfriend even being a cheerleader. I've taken her luch from her and dumped it on the floor before. I even stole her cheerleader letterman jacket and wrote a mean word that starts with a C on it in magic marker. I got my ass beat by the football team a couple of times because of it. But she's super nice and I hope she will forgive me for that. It made her smile when I told her on the last week of school I was sorry for being mean to her, and she hugged me. Styrofoam (talk) 00:36, 27 June 2017 (UTC)


What's funny is that I actually am an adult, but that picture is also ten years old, which is partly why I see very little risk in linking to it. Someone would have to be a really dedicated pervert to actually figure out who she is from what I had provided, and then because someone like that would be looking for someone young, they'd be quite disappointed to find a fundie woman in her late 20s who's still very beautiful, but not what the pervert was looking for. I wasn't lying about the nice part, but me being mean to her? I would hurt someone if they were mean to her or just about any woman who was on that squad because they were almost all very nice to me.

It's funny because most people envision trolls as being 13, not a professional in their late 20s, yet you correctly guessed I am NOT 13. Styrofoam (talk) 00:59, 27 June 2017 (UTC)

What picture?—CheeseburgerPlate (talk) 01:04, 27 June 2017 (UTC)
The link on Christopher's talk page under "Someone is trash talking you". The link is entirely different from what it says it is, and I knew Christopher would know who posted it. Styrofoam (talk) 01:34, 27 June 2017 (UTC)
Looks like some random ass High School photo to me; the pirates Jersey could be very telling of the school. Because you literally dumped the photo with zero context, did you really expect anyone to gather anything from the photo? How did I know that you were an adult? Kids don't hang around at wikis, duh.—CheeseburgerPlate (talk) 02:19, 27 June 2017 (UTC)
I assume you know what trolling is, yes? Christopher would recognize it as a Graaaaaaaab (change the b to a p) reference, but no one else would, and that was intentional. I know some things about the personal lives of some wiki editors, including some current and former editors here, and I assure you that you are mistaken about kids and wikis. I was a sophomore in high school when I started hanging out in wikis, and I am an administrator at Wikipedia (who considers everything about RatiomalWiki, from its ideology to its administrative operatiom, to be a disgrace to the wiki platform), which is why I am excellent at trolling this site (and before you say otherwise, realize you have no idea how many personas I have used here and how many severe HCMs I have started here). You see, when one has been a vandal fighter for over ten years and a sysop for almost as long, one knows how to annoy and offend site admins. As for the (extremely cute) pirate outfit, some old guard guys like RNS or possibly Human would immediately recognize it, and RobSmith might recognize it because he's been around a while, but good luck to anyone else trying to ID that needle in a hay stack, especially when they have retired that (amazingly awesome) style of cheer uniform. Good day you filthy bastard. Styrofoam (talk) 03:48, 27 June 2017 (UTC)

We don't get many stray BoNs editing. A vandalbrake is designed to allow the slow-paced, thoughtful, helpful editor while slowing down the furious shitposters to the point they can't keep their hard-on. ~ 17:45, 16 August 2017 (UTC) ...Huh, I guess the it really does affect accounts other than those made since the glitch. Well, CAPTCHA should still hold him. ~ 17:54, 16 August 2017 (UTC)

It would help greatly if sysops have the ability to view IP addresses of users, to help avoid a situation of just full out lockdown.—CheeseburgerPlate (talk) 17:49, 16 August 2017 (UTC)
I think anything like that would be broken too right now, even if it existed. ~ 17:54, 16 August 2017 (UTC)
It exists as a mediawiki extensionCheeseburgerPlate (talk) 17:57, 16 August 2017 (UTC)


Are you that obsessed with your stupid prank that you deleted my message from the talk page to keep it secret? Also, your jokes are as cheesy as you. 🖕 -Bigljbigl (talk/stalk) 20:29, 16 July 2017 (UTC)

Gimme my sysop. -Bigljbigl (talk/stalk) 06:41, 17 July 2017 (UTC)

You can't ignore me forever. -Bigljbigl (talk/stalk) 20:24, 17 July 2017 (UTC)

You also called me "apparently not sane" when you removed my sysop. -Bigljbigl (talk/stalk) 03:25, 18 July 2017 (UTC)

Stop whining, this isn't how to get your sysop back. Christopher (talk) 15:44, 18 July 2017 (UTC)
I reverted your edit because it changed my the joke message. I couldn't care less what you post on my talk page. Also, the Reddit page was protected because of your edits.—CheeseburgerPlate (talk) 23:52, 18 July 2017 (UTC)
1. And you took away my sysop because...
2. What Reddit page? -Bigljbigl (talk/stalk) 11:35, 19 July 2017 (UTC)

Extra cheese

You've been nominated to the RationalMedia Foundation election. Please accept or decline; if you accept, you may wish to campaign. Th hug.gif Reverend Black Percy (talk) 15:42, 1 August 2017 (UTC)


Never delete talk pages, even if they are in your user talk space. Christopher (talk) 15:09, 3 August 2017 (UTC)

The talk page was merged with the mainspace article with the discussion moved. So when I move a talk page discussion to another page, I should just keep the original page even though it would be empty?—CheeseburgerPlate (talk) 17:08, 3 August 2017 (UTC)
Sorry, didn't realise it had been moved. A redirect is fine. Christopher (talk) 17:11, 3 August 2017 (UTC)
(EC) AFAIK: Moved talkpages (i.e. talkpages which currently exist, though at a new 'adress') should only leave behind redirects (if necessary). Reverend Black Percy (talk) 17:13, 3 August 2017 (UTC)

Patrols r srs bzniss

*gets all snappy* What's this?

04:33, 12 August 2017 CheeseburgerFace (talk I contribs I block) marked revision 1857285 of page International Socialist Organization patrolled

Don't patrol edits unless you are completely certain they are conducive to the tone and goals of Rationalwiki. The edit you patrolled there reeks of whitewashing. (That probably wasn't the intent of that particular edit, actually, but it had no excuse given for removing that much text.) If you're not one hundred percent certain, just don't click Patrol; someone else can do it if they have more knowledge of the subject, and in any case taking just a little longer to stop having to deal with CAPTCHA is not the end of the world for a new user. (Viewsource is, however, probably a user we would not want on our wiki, going by what they've given us thus far.) ~ 16:17, 12 August 2017 (UTC)

Yeah , I fucked up. My intuition was even saying "don't do it" but I did anyway. Sorry about that, I'll be sure to only patrol topics I know about more in the future.Th hug.gifCheeseburgerPlate (talk) 19:16, 12 August 2017 (UTC)
Don't be too hard on yourself, really. I couldn't help but "chew your face off", so speak, though; it was just too delicious. ~ 20:05, 12 August 2017 (UTC)
*idly gnaws at you a bit* ~ 03:17, 13 August 2017 (UTC)


How do I upload images on this site? cheers --Stillviewingsources (talk) 23:59, 12 August 2017 (UTC)

Here's howCheeseburgerPlate (talk) 00:03, 13 August 2017 (UTC)


You've been blocked for 9 hours due to terrible headlines on the WIGO page and other shit. I hope you learn your lesson.—CheeseburgerPlate (talk) 03:18, 13 August 2017 (UTC)

All the chemtrails are making me hungry, so I ate the user that blocked you. ~ 03:51, 13 August 2017 (UTC)


thanks for trying to help, but the IP edit i need removed is this. the other IPs are not mine and the person using those wanted them to be public.Welliver (talk) 15:37, 15 August 2017 (UTC)

Done. If you don't want this to happen again, I think a moderator is the only one who can hide blocks. So if you don't want this to happen again, ask a moderator to block the BoN's account, make it not apply to logged in users, and have the block message invisible. Also, RationalWiki — as an autoconfirmed user — is proxy friendly.Th hug.gifCheeseburgerPlate (talk) 15:44, 15 August 2017 (UTC)
Thanks. The problem is I'm currently editing from someone else's IP. Once I get back home in a few days I will edit from my public IP, no problem (I don't mind doxing myself) but I don't want to reveal an IP that isn't actually mine and the owner of whom probably wants to keep private. On another note, I left a message on the Saloon bar section about issues with John Fuerst showing up on his talk page article.Welliver (talk) 15:55, 15 August 2017 (UTC)

Please don't delete talkpage comments

Even tiny dumb ones. Mʀ. Wʜɪsᴋᴇʀs, Esϙᴜɪʀᴇ (talk/stalk) 21:37, 20 August 2017 (UTC)

What about blatant trolling, like talking sexually about underaged girls ... which did happen unfortunately.—CheeseburgerPlate (talk) 02:18, 21 August 2017 (UTC)

Edit request

Hi. Page User:Fox -- could you change it from its current text

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to {{Retired}} <center>{{#ev:youtube|ngxcWeXdvfU}}</center> <center>{{#ev:youtube|cem38_KjipU}}</center>

and then indefinitely (or however many years you choose) block my account.

Cheers! Fox (talk) 23:35, 22 August 2017 (UTC)

The deed has been done.—CheeseburgerPlate (talk) 23:37, 22 August 2017 (UTC)