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Should Texas secede from the Union?

Yes!

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Hell yes!

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Don't let the door hit you on the way out

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Texas is a pox on the US so yes.

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No

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Hell no

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Super Mecha Death Goat should eat Texas

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Learn how to spell secede moron!

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Do you forgive my spelling error?

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Worst right-wing South American dictator?

Gregorio Conrado Álvarez (Uruguay)

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Emílio Garrastazu Médici (Brazil)

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Alberto Fujimori (Peru)

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Luis García Meza (Bolivia)

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Augusto Pinochet (Chile)

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Alfredo Stroessner (Paraguay)

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Jorge Rafael Videla (Argentina)

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What's the most absurd pseudoastronomic theory?

Aliens

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Alternative cosmology

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Ancient astronauts

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Anti-gravity

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Astrology

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Big bang theory denial

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DWARF PLANETS ARE REALLY PLANETS NASA IS LYING TO YOU!!!

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Electric Universe

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Flat Earth

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Geocentrism

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Hollow Earth

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Hollow Moon

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Moon landing hoax

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Planet X

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Terraforming

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Time Cube

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Ufology

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Something else

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lmao all of them

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Should Europe unite as the New Roman Empire?

Yes

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No

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I want to do gladiator fights!

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The language better be Greek or Latin

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I will be the Roman Emperor or Empress

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Fuck off RZ94

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Make the emperor/empress a goat

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Oh McDonald ate a goat

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I will take a 10 piece chicken nugget meal with large fries and a chocolate shake

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What's the most asinine remark made against water fluoridation?

Water fluoridation is a neurotoxin that shall gruesomely assail your IQ!

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COMMUNISM

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Fluoride is only for toothpaste, not water.

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It doesn't do anything!

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But isn't tooth brushing by itself enough?

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Not everyone wants it, thus a community must vote on whether or not fluoridation is justified.

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Who did you vote for in this year's moderator elections?

Sirius

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Ace

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Bongolian

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CircularReasoning

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Rockford the Roe

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Spud

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Ariel

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Hastur

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RWRW

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Goaty McGoatface

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Anarchism would work; NO MORE MODS1111SHIFT!!!oneone11SHIFT!!1elventy11oneSHIFT!!111one!!!11!!

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They all suck

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I haven't voted yet

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I'm ineligible to vote (new/not enough edits yet)

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What is your opinion of Anonymous user?

They are the best thing for this wiki!

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I am a bit friendly with them, pretty decent person

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They are alright, I guess, never had a problem with them

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I don't like them, but I have a grudging respect for them

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Their posts usually make my eyes roll, but I get on with my life

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Ugh, that person is super annoying

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That user is terrible and should feel terrible

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I prefer a goat

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Are you a graduate of a fundie college/university?

Yes (Undergraduate/certificate)

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Yes (Graduate/doctoral)

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No (Never went)

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No (took a few classes)

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Do people actually take these polls seriously?

Yes

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No

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Goat

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THESE POLLS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE SALOON BAR AND TO-DO LIST!!!

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These polls are RIGGED by the army of Russian and CP trolls!

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NO ONE REFUSES THE CABAL! (there isn't one)

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This is IrrationalWiki!

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This is Ratwiki!

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Anarchy works!

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Are Rationalwiki pointless polls fraudulent?

These polls are a HOAX!

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Yes, as Soros commands.

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I personally threw out Trump votes in Pennsylvania.

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I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

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The Central Election Commission of Belarus assures you that these polls are free and fair.

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Rudy Giuliani will get to the bottom of this!

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выборы были свободными и справедливыми. ха-ха!

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This dispute clearly shows that User:DuceMoosolini should decide our opinions for us.

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Anarchism would definitely work!

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Do you think SCOTUS will be deciding on a 2020 election-related case?

SCOTUS will decide on a 2020 election case, but it won't be in favor of Trump.

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SCOTUS will decide on a 2020 election case, but it will be in favor of Trump.

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SCOTUS will not decide on a 2020 election case, but if they did, it wouldn't be in favor of Trump.

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SCOTUS will not decide on a 2020 election case, but if they did, it would be in favor of Trump.

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Rudy Giuliani will manage to embarass himself in front of SCOTUS.

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Trump's spawnWikipedia will embarass both him and themselves in front of SCOTUS.

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SCOTUS will not besmirch their reputation by ruling in Trump's favor; even Abortion Lady and Brett Kavanaugh don't owe him shit, as they'll be on the bench till long after the Donald passes.

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Would Anarchism Work?

It's the best possible system

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There's a possibility of it producing a good society, but there are better systems out there

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In some specific situations, it's workable, but not for the general public

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It's a pipe dream for young fools that haven't learned any better

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I personally have reported all anarchist activity to the police

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Don't tell me what to do!!!

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This is just trolling

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Might work for goats

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I personally have reported all anarchist activity to the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Affairs, because the government bourgeoisie made me do it1111!!!oneoneelventy11one!!111one!!!11!!

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Do you like the TV show King of the Hill?

Yes

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No

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Fuck off

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What is King of the Hill

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Guns don't kill people, the government does

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Propane

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Navels

Innie

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Outie

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Hair Color

Blond

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White

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Gray

2

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Red

3

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Orange

1

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Black

13

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Brown

35

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Eye color

Blue

11

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Green

4

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Brown

15

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Light brown

2

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Black

4

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Gray

4

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Red

1

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Hazel

4

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Different colors for each eye

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Political opinion

Conservapedia Authoritarian right

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Authoritarian left

5

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Libertarian right

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Libertarian left

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Libertarian

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Green

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Centrist

7

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Goat

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Are you glad that Biden won the 2020 presidential election?

Yes

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No

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Don't Care

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But but Trump is the clear winner!!!

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Biden was sent by God to save America

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Shut up Trump supporters

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Bye bye Donnie, don't come back

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Trump, you're fired!

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ByeDon 2020!!!1!

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What languages do you speak?

English

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Slovak

5

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Spanish

17

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Czech

4

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French

14

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German

13

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Italian

4

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Greek

5

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Esperanto

5

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Hebrew

6

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Russian

140

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Korean

6

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Portuguese

8

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Celtic

6

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Arabic

5

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Ukrainian

3

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Japanese

6

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High Valyrian (Yes this is an actual Conlang)

5

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Macedonian

0

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Chinese

4

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Afrikaans

0

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Yiddish

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Should we make RationalWiki into a sovereign nation?

Yes

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No

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Are you insane

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No way in Hell

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Piss off

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Hail to the Republic of RationalWiki!!!

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No, but only because all nations should be abolished

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We are the Democratic Socialist Republic of RationalWiki

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Does anyone give a crap about these polls?

Yes

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No

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I don't answer polls

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What is a poll?

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None of the above

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Are you a George Soros fan?

Yes

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Yes

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Jaffa cakes - are they...

Cake?

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Biscuit?

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An abomination to the Lord?

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Who will you be voting for in November?

Don Trump (Rep Party)

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Joe Biden (Dem Party)

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Howie Hawkins (Green Party)

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Jo Jorgensen (Lib Party)

8

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Kanye West (Birthday Party)

10

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Giant Meteor (Doom Party)

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Not legally allowed to vote; non-US citizen, convicted felon, child, etc

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There's an election this year?!

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How excited are you for Firefly reboot?

Shiny!

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Holy crap how have I not heard of this before?!

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Probably won't be as good as the original, but still better than most things on TV

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I'll give it a chance, but I'm not getting my hopes up just yet

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Without the original cast as anything other than cameos, it simply won't be that good

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Fox will cancel it before it airs anyway

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It's all just talk, I'm not giving it any thought until it's actually confirmed

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I actually don't care for Firefly

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Would you be willing to take the initial COVID vaccine?

Oh please, a "rushed" vaccine only has concerns about effectiveness, not safety

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Sure, even rushed, the vaccine is probably safer than risking COVID

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I'm a bit concerned, but someone at high risk from COVID should still probably take it

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I'll take my chances with COVID

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It would give me Autism!

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I *cough* already had COVID *cough*

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