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Who was the best James Bond?

Sean Connery

27

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George Lazenby

1

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Roger Moore

2

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Timothy Dalton

2

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Pierce Brosnan

7

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Mike Myers

7

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Daniel Craig

12

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Given the Rittenhouse trial, what change do you think most need to be made with regards to guns and the culture surrounding them?

No major changes needed

18

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Just ban all guns

25

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Open carry in a large crowd should be legally considered a form of provocation/intimidation

69

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The ban on some guns for under 18 should extend to all guns except under strict adult supervision, hunting, etc

34

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Ban/restrict the use of hollow point bullets

1

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Which by itself is the worst environmental disaster?

Coal power plants

50

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Gas powered cars

4

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Hole in the Ozone

1

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Meat/Agriculture

4

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Kessler Syndrome

1

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Nuclear Power Accidents

0

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Plastics

15

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Cryptocurrency

5

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The fashion industry

2

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Long distance airplanes

0

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All of these happen in society so it makes it difficult to determine the worst cause of environmental damage

57

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The methane from goat farts

5

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For those watching the Rittenhouse trial, do you think Kyle Rittenhouse should be found guilty of the various murder charges?

Yes, I don't think his actions were in "self defense"

55

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Yes, bringing a rifle into a protest is itself enough of a provocation that "self defense" wouldn't even apply

50

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Mixture, the charges are too heavy and don't apply to Rittenhouse, but he should be found guilty of other charges

20

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Mixture, some but not all shootings were justified

13

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No, he shouldn't have been there but there's enough reasonable doubt given the circumstances

11

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No, he acted properly in all instances

11

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Would you rather fight a chicken every time you got into a car, or an orangutan armed with a sword just once a year?

Chicken

41

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Sword-wielding Orangutan

24

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Whichever pisses off PETA more

66

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Should Incel ideology be considered a domestic terrorist threat?

Yes, it promotes extremism

3

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Yes, Incel ideology has led to attacks akin to terrorism

49

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No

8

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What are Incels

3

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While incel ideology is clearly and demonstrably linked to violence and terrorism, and should thus be monitored and countered, I am generally concerned about governments framing things as “terrorist threats” to justify extending their own power

37

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God damn bloody f**king incels

7

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The current terrorism paradigm needs to be revised to include all ideologies that can incite domestic terrorism which includes Incel ideology. The current legal framework is ineffective

3

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Should we abandon the electoral college?

Yes, it unfairly favors white people

3

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Yes, it subverts democracy

108

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No

14

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Presidents should be decided by a flock of rabid goats

20

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Do you want to join the Church of Unitology?

Yes, I am willing to give up all my money

6

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Yes, bring on Convergence and the Necromorphs

9

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No, I do not want to become a cult member

13

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No, I do not want to become a Necromorph

17

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I don't play Dead Space

121

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What is the dumbest argument against same-sex marriage?

It's disgusting!

6

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It's unnatural!

10

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Won't someone please think of the children!

7

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It's part of a liberal plot to destroy marriage!

8

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It will result in incest/bestiality/pedophilia being allowed!

139

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God will punish us if gay marriage is allowed!

6

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But muh religious freedom!

13

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Call it "civil unions" or "registered partnerships", but don't call it marriage!

4

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It resulted in the fall of Rome!

9

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Gay marriage shouldn't be allowed, because all marriage shouldn't be allowed!

5

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It's a western invention being forced on India/China/Russia/etc.!

10

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If gay marriage is allowed, everyone will become gay!

14

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It's part of the gay agenda!

15

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Should we move the Earth further away from the sun to stop global warming?

Yes

58

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No

15

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I am happy to freeze to death

14

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Are you batshit crazy RZ94

24

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As long as I can build an ice sculpture of Super Mecha Death Goat

25

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RZ94, you trying to kill us all

10

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Let global warming continue and turn Earth into the next Venus

11

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Oh boy! Zombie apocalypse!

4

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Which gender is better at comedy?

Women are funnier

4

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Men are funnier

10

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Intersex/Nonbinary are funnier

6

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Trans of either gender are funnier

3

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All genders are equally funny

7

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Don't know, but all of them are funnier than this poll

164

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Goats are far funnier than boorish humans

47

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Should Roland Emmerich go to jail for murdering the Laws of Physics in the movie Day After Tomorrow?"?

Yes, the Laws of Physics did nothing wrong

8

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No, the Laws of Physics deserved it

17

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RZ94, please stop smoking crack

15

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Goats murdered the Laws of Physics

3

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Meh

13

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It was some farmer in Mexico

2

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A Canadian gas station worker did it

3

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Fake News

1

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The Day After Tomorrow never existed! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!

9

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Who is the least funny conservative "comedian"?

Steven Crowder

2

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Dave Rubin

2

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The Babylon Bee

4

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Ben Garrison

9

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Stonetoss

19

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Bruce Tinsley

1

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Kurt Long and Jennifer Robertson (of The 1/2 Hour News HourWikipedia, a failed Fox News Daily Show-ripoff)

1

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Greg Gutfeld

3

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Ryan Long (who made that infamous "wokes and racists agree on everything" YouTube video)

3

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Adam Carolla

1

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Donald Trump

1

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ALL OF THE ABOVE

43

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What is your favorite breed of goat?

Alpine

9

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Angora

7

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Boer

2

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Cashmere

6

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Fainting

5

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LaMancha

2

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Kiko

1

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Myotonic

0

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Nigerian Dwarf

4

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Nubian

4

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Oberhasli

2

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Pygmy

15

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Saanen

3

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Sable

1

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Spanish

2

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Taggenburg

0

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Whichever one lets me take them home on a Saturday night

27

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Greg Minnaar

2

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What is the dumbest thing someone has said about the moon?

It can affect our personality

21

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We never been on the moon

90

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It's not real

22

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It's flat

5

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It's made of goat cheese

9

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There is a secret Chinese COVID creation factory on the dark side of the moon

24

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What is the dumbest COVID-19 Denialist argument?

99% Survival Rate

35

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Scamdemic/Plandemic

17

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Fake News

4

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Chinese Bioweapon (at least it can work in the real world)

6

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It is 5G Cell Towers

84

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It is a depopulation plot

5

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It is the flu rebranded as COVID

7

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How should the US have handled Afghanistan?

Stay forever

6

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Stayed until it's the next President's problem

2

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Left after killing bin Laden (in another country)

32

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Left in early 2002, after Taliban was toppled

19

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Never gone in; extensive bombing campaign

6

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Never gone in; ignored it entirely

111

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Let's just enjoy some goat kebabs

16

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What is the worst video game ever made?

Big Rigs Over the Road Racing

2

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Hong Kong 97 (it is an actual game, watch the AVGN episode)

4

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Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

2

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Ethnic Cleansing

9

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Rape Lay (it is an actual game and the plot is what the title implies)

29

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Custer's Revenge

6

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Unholy Triforce (Legend of Zelda CD-i)

1

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Shaq Fu

0

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Superman 64

1

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Ride to Hell: Retribution

3

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Drake of the 99 Dragons

0

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Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

0

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All of these suck

33

Vote

Goat Simulator

1

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Every single game ever made except for Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, and Majora’s Mask

5

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Porn?

Sure, why the heck not?

68

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Porn is immoral and unclean and damages your relationship with God.

4

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What I do for extra money is none of your business!

6

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The more implausible and badly made the better

3

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Only if no goats are involved

6

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I mean, it’s not my thing and there are some ethical issues in the wider industry, but hey, have at it if you want

29

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It objectifies women

8

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Sex education yes, porn no

11

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Should the US enact Voter ID laws?

Yes, unconditionally

2

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Only if the US also provides cheap/free IDs

87

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No, unconditionally

32

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Not until goats can vote too

4

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What is your favorite Alternate History video game series?

Assassin's Creed

5

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Bioshock

12

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C&C: Red Alert

8

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Crimson Skies

2

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Deus Ex

10

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Fallout

38

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Wolfenstein

9

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Goat Simulator

28

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Which is more important for Rationalwiki longterm?

We protect Freeze Peach and associated trolls

47

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We become a haven for ultra-woke SJWs

17

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We can have both!

13

Vote

We want neither of those groups

32

Vote

Goat

58

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Will an invasion of Taiwan by the People's Republic of China result in World War 3 (or 4 if you count the War on Terror as a world war)?

Yes

1

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No

5

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Taiwan should do a preemptive strike on China

2

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The People's Republic of China needs to piss off

59

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Taiwan belongs to the People's Republic of China

2

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Not if we dump Lego blocks across Taiwan. Those hurt

1

Vote

Give Taiwan to Mexico

9

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Give China to France

4

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I want a goat

4

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Let the goats consume Chinese weapons with a side of soy sauce (just for irony)

0

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China does not exist and Taiwan is a scam created by the NWO to fatten up Americans to feed to the Canadians then the Canadians are fed to the Japanese who will start a beach party (Are you high RZ94?)

9

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What's your favorite work by Swift?

Shake it Off

7

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The Lady's Dressing Room

0

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You Belong with Me

3

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Gulliver's Travels

2

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I Knew You Were Trouble

5

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A Tale of a Tub

0

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Blank Space

2

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A Modest Proposal

13

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Willow

0

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I am smugly proud to say I do not know the title of a single Swift song

20

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How should California handle the drought?

Ban almond farming

4

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Ban private swimming pools

2

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Penny/gallon tax on water

3

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Make lawns illegal

37

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Pray for dew and rain

1

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Ban people and let the goats take over

60

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Where should trans women Olympic athletes compete?

In Women's events

231

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In Men's events

42

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In a new, separate Trans/Inter category

52

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Depends on event, and how much advantage a trans athlete would have since transition

58

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Get rid of gendered categories entirely, no separate categories for men and women

27

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Ban all sports

161

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What words are synonymous with the people who stormed the capitol?

Traitors

3

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Insurrectionists

4

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Extremists

5

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Terrorists

0

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Enemies of the State

0

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All of the above

13

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All of the above and also fascists

97

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What is your ideal romantic experience?

Weekend together on a tropical island paradise

18

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Week exploring a country

23

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Playing video games together

28

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The field of battle, covered in blood of your enemies

24

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Romance? What's that?

58

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Who Killed Jeffrey Epstein?

Himself

45

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His butler

6

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Nick Tartaglione

0

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Those two guards

3

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Ghislaine Maxwell

1

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Chrissy Teigen

1

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Donald Trump

17

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Bill Clinton

3

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Prince Andrew or Queen Mum

1

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Alan Dershowitz

1

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Anonymous user

7

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Angry goat

5

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God

14

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Which of your hands is dominant?

Lefty

11

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Righty

77

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Ambidextrous

5

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Hand non-binary

1

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Hand-fluid

4

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Trans Handed

5

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Lost both hands during really bad sex

6

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Hoof

7

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Who is the biggest traitor to the United States?

Aaron Burr (plotted to steal part of the US to form his own country with British help)

3

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Aldrich Ames (sold out more than 100 CIA agents to the Soviets)

26

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Benedict Arnold (turned against the US in the Revolutionary War)

2

Vote

Donald Trump (attempted to stage a coup by sic-ing a bunch of braindead wannabe Nazis who literally think they're the CSA on the Capitol building, all because he didn't like the results of the election he actually lost fair and square no matter how many times he says otherwise- this is all from the same guy who has the audacity to lecture "the libs" on patriotism)

36

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Gerald C. MacGuire (plotted to overthrow FDR and install a dictator)

1

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Jefferson Davis (president of the Confederacy)

81

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Joe Dresnok (defected to North Korea to serve as a propagandist)

0

Vote

John Tyler (former US president who joined the Confederacy)

2

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John Walker, Jr. (sold info about the US nuclear arsenal and Vietnam War operations to the Soviets)

3

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Julius and Ethel Rosenberg (gave nuclear secrets to the USSR, which helped them build the Bomb)

9

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Martin James Monti (US pilot who defected to Nazi Germany and joined the SS)

4

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Robert E. Lee (led the Confederate Army of Northern Virginia)

7

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Michael Flynn (Avocating terrorist plot to install Trump as a dictator)

3

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Me (I personally want to overthrow the US government myself and replace it with communism, killing all the centrists and rich people)

4

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Me (I personally want to overthrow the US government and replace it with a hereditary dictatorship ruled by the Trump family)

2

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Me (I personally want to overthrow the US government and replace it with complete anarchy! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD1111!!!oneoneelventy11one!!111one!!!11!!)

9

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What is the best solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict?

Two state solution

73

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Three state solution (return Palestine to Egypt and Jordan)

9

Vote

Three state solution (separate states for Israel, Gaza and the West Bank)

4

Vote

One state solution (binational)

38

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One state solution (Israeli dominance)

13

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One state solution (Palestinian dominance)

10

Vote

Maintain the status quo

3

Vote

I don’t think the conflict can be solved

22

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All states are illegitimate and must be abolished for there to be lasting peace

44

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One state solution (Goat dominance)

1

Vote

Just have a meteor wipe out all people on Earth and end it already!

3

Vote

Idk, all of these ideas are shit

4

Vote


Should RationalWiki take over Mars and declare it an empire?

Yes

18

Vote

No

11

Vote

Hail to the Kingdom of Ratildonia!

8

Vote

Join the Soviet Socialist Republic of Mars

13

Vote

Mars belongs to everyone

26

Vote

Mars belongs to Merica!

11

Vote

The concept of Space is an evil government plot

8

Vote

RationalZombie94, can I have some of that weed you are smoking

44

Vote

Only if we can call it "Barsaloon"

10

Vote

Is property damage a form of violence?

Yes

51

Vote

No

18

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Why do these anarchism related polls keep clogging up the SB?

19

Vote

Goat

7

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Well, I mean, it depends doesn’t it?

9

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Don't you dare to damage my Goat.

2

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Goats are not your property.

0

Vote

Are you ready for the Octopus Uprising

Yes

5

Vote

No

5

Vote

Hail to our new Octopi overlords

35

Vote

RZ94, put down the crack pipe

9

Vote

RZ94, you need new medication

8

Vote

Join the Goat Resistance Army

11

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Octopi are an evil Democrap plot to turn us into evil atheist liberal communists

6

Vote

How are you going to spend your Sorosbucks check this month?

Paying BLM protesters

2

Vote

5G Towers

9

Vote

Enforcing the LGBT agenda

12

Vote

Installing socialism

19

Vote

Attacking and dethroning God

23

Vote

PROWPOWHGAHNDAH FOW THE MAYNE STREEM METEOR

1

Vote

A fursuit OwO

8

Vote

My goat farm

15

Vote

Are you keeping up with Eurovision this year?

Yes (my country is participating)

4

Vote

Yes (my country is not participating)

2

Vote

No (my country is participating)

18

Vote

No (my country is not participating)

13

Vote

What the hell is Eurovision?

25

Vote

What the hell is Eurovision? (spoken in a violently American accent)

47

Vote

We only have Nul points because its all politics

4

Vote


Who is the true and legit "China"?

People's Republic of China

7

Vote

Republic of China/Taiwan

32

Vote

People's Republic of Goat

2

Vote

Republic of Goat/Gaiwan

8

Vote

Japan is better

3

Vote

USA!USA!

2

Vote

All states are illegitimate

14

Vote

Will you watch RZ94's/Channel 48's Agimi i Apokalipsit EAS scenario?

Yes

3

Vote

No

8

Vote

Yay EAS scenario!

3

Vote

Piss off

5

Vote

What is the EAS

34

Vote

Should the Republic of North Macedonia be renamed to the Republic of Paeonia to shut up crybaby Greek nationalists?

Yes

3

Vote

No

13

Vote

Salty Greek nationalists would find a reason to complain

47

Vote

RZ94, why do you care about politics in the Balkan Peninsula?

11

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Greece should be called the Former Ottoman Republic of Greece (f--k you nationalists)

6

Vote

I want a goat

11

Vote

Ship RZ94 to the Balkans

5

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Hail to the New Yugoslavia Kingdom!

3

Vote

Rename it to North Goatistan.

4

Vote

A genie gives you two options: live forever or die right now. Even if the existence of a supernatural being suggests that God exists, the genie tells you there’s no life after death. What do you choose?

Live forever. I’ll have millions of years to get out of this rock before the Sun burns it, then trillions to prevent the protons from decaying, and then God knows how long to prevent the Universe from reaching its state of entropy.

35

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Live forever. See the death of the Universe is a lifetime opportunity (no pun intended). I'll have memories from quatrillions of years ago and I can be happy remembering them while floating into nothingness.

5

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Live forever. Ceasing to exist is worse than spending the rest of the eternity alone doing nothing.

4

Vote

Live forever. I just have to find the Restaurant at the End of the Universe and enjoy myself.

4

Vote

Die right now. Life sucks anyway and I’d rather not do all the things I still want to do than spend the rest of eternity into boredom.

19

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Die right now. The genie is lying, the Bible proves that God exists and I don’t want to be alive when the the Rapture finally comes.

3

Vote

Tell the genie to fuck off.

54

Vote

Will the US go to war with Russia?

Yes

2

Vote

No

71

Vote

Let's get ready to rumble!!!

7

Vote

I want World War 3

9

Vote

I will submit to Mother Russia

8

Vote

Russia should stop being an asshole

13

Vote

Send in the Goat Regiment against Russia

13

Vote

What did you get from the COVID Vaccine?

Nothing

8

Vote

Very sore arm

30

Vote

Nausea and/or headache

5

Vote

Severe blood clots

1

Vote

Autism

13

Vote

A really cool microchip

21

Vote

Have not gotten the vaccine

47

Vote

Are animals from Australia the spawn of the devil?

Yes

26

Vote

No

23

Vote

They are a gift from heaven

32

Vote

Those demonic looking spiders are awesome

22

Vote

Australian animals are the product of evolution gone wrong

71

Vote

Can I have a scorpion?

18

Vote


How would you have voted on the three impeached presidents in U.S. history?

Convict all three

70

Vote

Convict Johnson and Clinton, acquit Trump

8

Vote

Convict Johnson and Trump, acquit Clinton

79

Vote

Convict Clinton and Trump, acquit Johnson

7

Vote

Convict Johnson, acquit Clinton and Trump

2

Vote

Convict Clinton, acquit Johnson and Trump

1

Vote

Convict Trump, acquit Johnson and Clinton

8

Vote

Acquit all three

2

Vote

Who is the shittiest US state governor?

Kay Ivey (R-AL)

0

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Asa Hutchinson (R-AR)

1

Vote

Gavin Newsom (D-CA)

6

Vote

Ron DeSantis (R-FL)

15

Vote

Brian Kemp (R-GA)

8

Vote

Greg Gianforte (R-MT)

1

Vote

Andrew Cuomo (D-NY)

20

Vote

Mike DeWine (R-OH)

0

Vote

Kristi Noem (R-SD)

8

Vote

Greg Abbott (R-TX)

68

Vote

We are creating a centralized page for changing the BrainStar rating of articles, whether that's a Silver article that deserves to be a Gold cover story or a Silver article that is no longer worthy. What should we name it?

Articles for BrainStar

1

Vote

Articles for Demotion

9

Vote

Articles for Promotion

3

Vote

Articles for Braining

5

Vote

Articles for Upgrade

0

Vote

Articles to Rate

2

Vote

Brainstorm Articles

0

Vote

These are all terrible names and you should feel terrible

9

Vote

How will the Palestinian national election turn out?"

Fatah victory

0

Vote

Hamas victory

2

Vote

Palestinian civil war

3

Vote

More conflict with Israel

6

Vote

UN intervention

16

Vote

Who cares

5

Vote

RZ94, why do you care so much

2

Vote

If the Balkan Peninsula had a slogan, what should it be?"

Countries keep splitting into ever-increasingly tiny states

1

Vote

Peace does not exist

25

Vote

Europe's most dysfunctional family

10

Vote

Nationalist Paradise

2

Vote

Land of corruption

16

Vote

GET READY TO RUMBLE!

2

Vote

Oh? You're only 99.999999% similar to me? Viva la revolution!!!1

4

Vote

Europe's powder keg

2

Vote

Who do you think Faux News will hail as the next "victim of cancel culture?"

Donald Trump (again)

2

Vote

Marjorie "school shooting survivors are literally Hitler" Taylor-Greene

37

Vote

Cancún Cruz

1

Vote

Rush Limbaugh's memory

6

Vote

Goaty McGoatface

3

Vote

Idk but probably not Starbucks, or BLM, or Doug Ducey, or Brian Kemp, since it's only "cancel culture" if liberals do it

35

Vote

Do you like RZ94?

Yes

14

Vote

Yes

15

Vote

Would it be better if Canada...?

Joined the European Union

8

Vote

Turned into the 51st US State

14

Vote

Became a Caribbean Island

7

Vote

Entered the Eurovision contest (like Australia)

12

Vote

Became the first country to land a person on the Sun

15

Vote

Replaced their entire military cache of weapons with Nerf guns

33

Vote

Gave every citizen a free goat

41

Vote

Should we remove "the R-Word" from our lexicon?

It's a hateful word, and the r-word and all variants should be eliminated entirely from our lexicon

30

Vote

It certainly could be reduced, and shouldn't be used to describe/insult those with actual developmental disabilities, but should still be acceptable depending on context

61

Vote

I'm against the excessive use of all slurs and cursewords, because much like your mother, they've lost a lot of appeal from overuse

2

Vote

There's no point in fighting the euphemism treadmill, just leave it as is, lest we start calling each other "differently abled person of size" as the go-to insult

22

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What's the point? It's an accurate description of this poll and everyone involved

14

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I'm only interested in words that refer to Goats, so this doesn't affect me

1

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Please don’t use it if you’re not one of the people that it’s a slur against. It can be upsetting to many of the people who’ve had it directed at them for being disabled or neurodivergent, even if it’s not intended that way.

15

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Which fundie school should have a RW article?

Andersonville Theological Seminary

1

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West Coast Baptist College

18

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Grand Canyon University

3

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Jimmy Swaggart Bible College

3

Vote

Clarks Summit University

0

Vote

Crown College

1

Vote

Golden State Baptist College

1

Vote

Zombie Squirrel Theological Seminary (Are you serious RZ94?)

21

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What will be the 51st state?

DC

32

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Puerto Rico

21

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Guam

0

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US Virgin Islands

0

Vote

State of Jefferson

2

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Afghanistan

3

Vote

Greenland

4

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There will never be a 51st state

29

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Lincoln (eastern Washington, northern Idaho)

1

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Navajo

1

Vote

Chicago

1

Vote

Miami

1

Vote

Goat Town (currently in Georgia)

2

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Goat-land

5

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What is the most hilariously bad conspiracy "theory"?

International Jewish Takeover

4

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Vaccines cause Autism

7

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Moon landing is fake

2

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Muslims coming to kill us

2

Vote

Illuminati controls the world

2

Vote

New World Order

3

Vote

Gays coming to make the world fabulous

5

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Transgender people are out to get us

2

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All transwomen and cis men are rapists who oppress all "real" Womyn™ by like, existing

5

Vote

Atheists are coming to destroy churches

12

Vote

Vaccines have microchips

5

Vote

Immigrants coming to kill white people

0

Vote

RZ94 secretly controls RationalWiki (eyes shift)

1

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Soros-funded space lasers run by DA JOOZ are the real cause of California wildfires and the Texan Ice Bowl; a truth that THEY censored Congresswoman MTG (QR-GA) for exposing!!!

8

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Biden will soon have us all speaking Chinese and impose radical liberal Green New Deal marxist socialist atheist BLM antifa communism on America

40

Vote

Biden stole the election from Herr Drumpf

4

Vote

Big Tech censuring muh freezepeach that Patriots™ constantly whine about on Fox News, Newsmax, and the New York Post

0

Vote

Collapses are the thoughtpolice's way of censoring freeze peach

0

Vote

IT'S A PLANDEMIC1111!!!oneoneelventy11one!!111one!!!11!!

1

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Bush did 9/11

0

Vote

JFK Jr. is still alive and is investigating an elite pedophile ring that includes Hollywood and the Democratic Party

8

Vote

What's your favorite Mars Rover?

Mars 3

1

Vote

Sojourner

1

Vote

Spirit

5

Vote

Opportunity

25

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Curiosity

19

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Perseverance

10

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Tianwen-1

1

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Favorite thing to do on RW

Commenting on Saloon Bar

7

Vote

Banning/reverting trolls, wandals

6

Vote

Shameless self-promotion of one's own irrelevant videos and expertly-drawn comics Only editors who were around in early 2019 will get this reference!

0

Vote

Actually making edits

10

Vote

Goat

40

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Joke-blocking sprees

1

Vote

Commenting in the talkpage of WIGO CP

1

Vote

Unfunny wandalism

0

Vote

Trolling other editors

0

Vote

I want nothing to do with Rat wiki's irrational hivemind!!! I have personally reported this site to the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services1111!!!oneoneelventy11one!!111one!!!11!!

3

Vote

Picking at its scabs

1

Vote

How do you think Cadet Bone Spurs' impeachment conviction vote (part 2) will go?

The Senate's vote will be in favor of Trump.

4

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The Senate's vote will not be in favor of Trump.

6

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The Mormon will not be the only never-Trumper Republican to vote for the conviction, and the Senate's vote will not be in favor of Trump.

4

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The Mormon will not be the only never-Trumper Republican to vote for the conviction, and the Senate's vote will be in favor of Trump.

20

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The Mormon will be the only never-Trumper Republican to vote for the conviction, and the Senate's vote will not be in favor of Trump.

2

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The Mormon will be the only never-Trumper Republican to vote for the conviction, and the Senate's vote will be in favor of Trump.

3

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Rudy "Trial By Combat!!!1!!1" Giuliani will manage to embarrass himself (and Trump) in front of the Senate.

11

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dont step un mi you-knit-tea, our country needs 2 heel by giving the insurrectionists a free pass

2

Vote

Just when it seems that the Senate's vote will not be in favor of Trump, DINO Big Oil/Big Guns shill Joe Manchin will manage to ruin everything.

4

Vote

Either way, it's a lose-lose for Republicans.

2

Vote

Idk but I feel like it’s probably going to suck the whole time

34

Vote

What's your favorite "Ragtag Bunch of Misfits on a Starship" series?

Babylon 5 (sorta)

4

Vote

Battlestar Galactica

4

Vote

Cowboy Bebop

23

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Dark Matter

0

Vote

The Expanse (mostly)

8

Vote

Firefly

12

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Space Cases

0

Vote

Stargate

3

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.....does uh DS9 count?

9

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How is Outlaw Star not on this list?~

3

Vote

Red Dwarf

7

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[You chose to Get torch] You grabbed the torch. Suddenly, the room shifts! The goat is now untied, in the room, near the South exit. Exits are East and South. Do you...

Go South

2

Vote

Go East

7

Vote

Extinguish Torch

6

Vote

Pet Goat

71

Vote

Burn Goat

8

Vote

Slay Goat

11

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Get eaten by a grue

18

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What's your favorite booze?

White wine

4

Vote

Red wine

22

Vote

Box wine

3

Vote

Ales

19

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Lager (real)

10

Vote

Lager (American, like making love in a canoe)

4

Vote

Brandy

3

Vote

Vodka

13

Vote

Whiskey

23

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Gin

7

Vote

Tequila

2

Vote

Rum

9

Vote

Shoe-polish

3

Vote

Am Mormon, can't drink

22

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Kefir (fermented goat's milk)

3

Vote

Methanol

8

Vote

Goon (boxed wine, but you throw out the box and are also Australian)

3

Vote

Sake

6

Vote

Cider

9

Vote

Mead

2

Vote

How are you enjoying your new host body?

I enjoy the fine motor control this ape-form provides

28

Vote

These flesh-balls are a little greasy and smelly for my tastes, but I can get used to it

13

Vote

AHHH! MY EYES! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP! I mean, ahem, how about this fine weather, fellow meat-creature?

21

Vote

I once again long for the freedom of silicon, ceramics, and fiber-optics

63

Vote

The Cycle of the Cleanse can't come soon enough

22

Vote

How do you wear your mask?

[You chose to “Take Goat”] There is no goat in the room. The goat is tied outside the room near the North exit. There is a torch on the wall. Exits are North and West. Do you...

Go North

13

Vote

Go West

4

Vote

Go South

7

Vote

Get torch

34

Vote

Get eaten by a grue

16

Vote

Take Long-eared Jerboa

18

Vote

Over my mouth and nose

176

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Over my mouth only

6

Vote

Over my nose only

3

Vote

Over my chin

3

Vote

Over the hole I talk with; you can't see it because I have pants on right now

11

Vote

My goat ate my mask

39

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What comes to mind when you hear Anti-Mask arguments?

Ableist Rhetoric

11

Vote

Pseudoscience garbage

101

Vote

Anti-Mask People Lack Empathy and Compassion

30

Vote

I support Anti-Mask arguments

14

Vote

Dont step un mi freewdum

88

Vote

People who support Anti-Mask arguments should only be counted as 2/3 of people when it comes to deciding how much Goat their states have

13

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Should we make the "reality show" RationalWiki Ghost Hunters?

Yes

21

Vote

No

14

Vote

Go to Hell

6

Vote

Seriously RZ94? Are you an idiot?!

2

Vote

Are the RW editors smoking crack?

11

Vote

I can practically smell the cash rolling in!

50

Vote

Lets get rich quick!

1

Vote

Sounds like fun

5

Vote

GrammarCommie will be the host of the show

14

Vote

We should make the "reality show" RationalWiki Goat Hunters?

13

Vote

Heeey, you stole Circular's idea of making this a poll, RZ! I have now reported you to the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services1111!!!oneoneelventy11one!!111one!!!11!!

15

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You are in a room. There is a torch on the wall. Exits are North and West. Do you...

Go North

8

Vote

Go West

8

Vote

Go South

9

Vote

Get torch

29

Vote

Take goat

58

Vote

Get eaten by a grue

38

Vote

Which Spice Girl are You?

Reptile Spice

30

Vote

Mammal Spice

34

Vote

Amphibian Spice

13

Vote

Avian Spice

18

Vote

Fish Spice

14

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Did you click the first option on this poll?

No

39

Vote

Yes

22

Vote

Wait, what?

138

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