National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

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The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) is the United States government agency responsible for creating the weather in the Western Hemisphere. NOAA has an ark tied up at their facility at Sand Point on Lake Washington in Seattle.[note 1]

They regularly release slightly messed-up reports on what they have planned for us so meteorologists can continue to look foolish.

The NOAA Commissioned Officer Corps is one of the "uniformed services" of the United States,[1] and so can engage in battlefield surveying without being considered spies.[2] This means they can be militarized any time the President feels the need to round us up into internment camps.[3] The stuff about FEMA was just a red herring to distract you! Wake up sheeple!

Their logo also looks like part of a Q, confirming even the most implausible parts of QAnon.

The National Weather Service is part of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.

See also

  • Bloop
  • FEMA (and they look inwards)
  • HAARP (looking upwards)
  • NASA (they look downwards, too)

Notes

  1. ↑ Get it? NOAA's ark!

References

  1. ↑ NOAA Recruitment FAQ
  2. ↑ NOAA Origins: Creation
  3. ↑ UCMJ S 802. Art. 2. Subs. (a). Para. (8) http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode10/usc_sec_10_00000802----000-.html
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