Essay:BadPoem:First they came for...

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One day they came and they took the Gas Guzzlers
And I said nothing because I used mass transit
Then one day they converted the McMansions to multi-family dwellings
And I said nothing because I lived in a soviet style condo near a coffee shop
One day they came and they took the Large Lawns
And I said nothing because I have no lawn
One day they burned the right wing radio
And I said nothing because I listened to Air America
Then one day they came and they took my ipod
And they burned the coffee shop I liked to frequent
And they requisitioned my $1200 bicycle for the great leap forward
And banned my spandex pajamas worn while cycling
And rationed electricity for my McIntosh
Now I believe in God and property