Essay:Bridge Collapse over the Mississippi

--THIS WAS UNILATERALLY MOVED TO THE ESSAY SPACE BY PALMD-- --Hypocrisy is the greatest sin to a liberal--unless it is liberal hypocrisy.

Today, bridge 9340 over the Mississippi carrying between 15,000 and 200,000 automobiles per day collapsed. The bridge crosses the Mississippi, near the University of Minnesota, and near a lock and dam that services tug boats and barges, and also goes over train tracks. Images of the horrific scence indicate that a cargo train was travelling underneath and perpendicular to the bridge. The FBI has been called in to investigate. The bridge was known to have stress cracks in the superstructure. Traffic on the bridge was bumper to bumper due to the end of rush hour traffic, and also additional traffic entering Minneapolis for a Twins game.

A thunderstorm is moving into the city, and may complicate rescue efforts. Divers on on the scene.

It is conceivable that this is a terrorist attack. Specifically, a terrorist dressed as a construction worker might have rigged a cable with a grappling hook around part of the super structure, and dropped the grappling hook onto either the cargo train or a passing tugboat/barge, which is far more efficient than a bomb, as it uses readily available potential energy, does not require the highjacking of an airplane or a rental of a moving truck. Even so, the Department of Homeland security has reported that terrorism is not suspected at this time, although other news stories this summer have reported that "Al Qaeda planning terror spectacular this summer"

Eyewitness

One eyewitiness who drove over the bridge about 20 minutes before the collapse reported gravel piles and heavy trucks on the bridge. Though the bridge was open, lanes of the bridge were closed for a surface refinishing construction project.

Official casualties

So far, HCMC has seen 22 non-critical victims, 6 critical, and one death. The city's department for emergency preparedness spokeswoman said that at least three people had died.

Snarks mixed with real information

Liberalism run amuck

Minneapolis has spent $750,000,000 on a light rail project. Meanwhile, stress fractures were observed on this bridge's superstructure as early as 2001,

The liberals in control of the department of Transportation had liberals at the University of Minnesota assess fatigue cracks in the superstructure, and determined:

“”As a result, Mn/DOT does not need to prematurely replace this bridge because of fatigue cracking, avoiding the high costs of associated with such a large project.

Even so, the report did note:

“”The approach spans have exhibited several fatigue problems; primary due to unanticipated out-of-plan-distortion of the girders. Although fatigue cracking has not occured in the deck truss, it has many poor fatigue details on the main truss and floor truss systems.

Liberal solution: bicycles instead

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A liberal's dream come true

Meanwhile, liberals at Starbucks with their IPODs, MacBooks, and fixed gear bicycles are rejoicing to learn that 35W will be closed to automobile traffic, and long for mandatory bicycle ridership.

Other snarks

Moreover, we know that Minneapolis contains many high value targets, so it's unknown why a terrorist strike against this bridge hasn't been attempted before now.

Or maybe the structure just failed.

One year later

The bridge reopens, exciting one blogger into believing it was all God's work.