Gimme a Loophole.
You have no experience in law but you are sure you can do this!
Keep searching!
Keep reading skimming those books!
Keep going!
I believe in you. You can find it!!!
You are bored. It feels like you have gotten nowhere. Your eyes are red and you have these huge, ugly bags under your eyes.
Or you can just keep scrolling and scrolling and scrolling-
and scrolling.
And maybe you will find something in these dusty books with an impossibly tiny font.
Or maybe you can't find a thing. The dense language of these ancient tombs must only be written by dragons, you think. No human will dare write such a mess nor understand it.
But you, for some reason, keep scrolling and scrolling. It's not like an answer has already appeared and you have just missed it. Rushing is just as good as actually reading the text! Right? Or am I wrong? Actually
who am I?
Or maybe what I said was no more than a red herring. You just may be searching the wrong way. This is a wiki. THINK! This is a wiki! This is a puzzle! Solve it!
or you can just keep scrolling and scrolling...
You die of exhaustion and old age.
Ending Two: Death by Exhaustion