If atheism is a religion...

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If atheism is a religion, then...[edit]

Not believing in Santa Claus is a religion.
Not believing in astrology is a religion.
Science is a religion or a cult.
Unemployment is a (full-time) job.
Not collecting stamps is a hobby.
Not playing tennis is a sport.
Abstinence is a sex position.
Off is a TV channel.
Insulting the concept of government - e.g. by not paying taxes - is patriotism.
An empty bowl is a meal.
Silence is a noise.
Remaining silent is a speech.
Ceasefire is an act of violence.
Bald is a hair colour.
Nudity is a costume.
Cleanliness is a stain.
Sanity is a mental illness.
Perfect health is a disease.
Empty space is matter.
Clear is a colour.
Vacuum is a smell.
Anarchy is structured government.
Not watching boxing matches makes you a fan of archery.
Having never cared much for politics, and having never read Mein Kampf, your lack of a criticism of that work makes you a Nazi.
Having never cared much for gender politics, your lack of criticism of traditional gender roles makes you a chauvinist.
"Nothing" can have a volume.
Outer space is a planet.
"Nowhere" is a place.
"Nobody" is a person.
"Nobody" is a public office position.
"Nothing" is an object.
War is Peace
Pacifists are warmongers.
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength (or knowledge)
Knowledge is burden.
Not doing drugs means you're an addict
Discrimination is favoritism.

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