Essay:Needed Constitutional Amendments (The Krusty Krab)
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Amendment 28[edit]
Lil' Mosey is white.
Amendment 29[edit]
If a citizen plays a game of "Among Us" and does not vote red at their first opportunity, they will be voted out of the country.
Amendment 30[edit]
France no longer exists. We begin bombing in 5 minutes.
Amendment 31[edit]
On August 12, 2036, we will celebrate the heat death of the universe.