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Breasts are, generally speaking, fun. Hence this page in funspace.

Common names/euphemisms for breasts[edit]

a pair of boobies

In order to avoid sounding like a twerp or a writer of soft-core erotic fiction, the English language has developed many euphemisms for breasts. In no particular order, these are some examples:

  • Norks
  • Honkers
  • Hooters
  • Stonking Great Tits
  • Titties
  • Gazongas
  • Bazooms
  • Tatas
  • Fun bags
  • Milk bags
  • Yum yum bags
  • Flesh bags
  • Flesh blimps
  • Torpedoes
  • Forward cargo bays
  • Melons
  • Tomatoes
  • Coconuts
  • Shirt potatoes
  • Boobs
  • Boobies
  • Bristols (UK rhyming slang: Bristol Cities: Titties)
  • Baps[1], also a bread roll for those too southern or furrin' to know.
  • Boulders (which are held over-the-shoulder by a brassiere)
  • Knobs
  • Knockers
  • Jugs
  • Pillows
  • Headlights (said to be in the High Beam configuration if the nipples are erect.) (Not to be confused with headlice.)
  • Devil's Dumplings[2]
  • Chebs
  • Top bollocks
  • Shirt puppies
  • Mams
  • Mammary banks
  • Feeders
  • Qualifications
  • Attributes (particularly when outstanding)
  • Endowments
  • Wabs
  • Waps
  • Paps
  • Second Base
  • Oppai (Japanese word)
  • Eyes (Japanophiles only)
  • Rack
  • Prow
  • Big 'uns
  • Magumbos
  • Forward bumpers
  • Bulgarian airbags
  • Huge Tracts of Land

Posessors of small breasts may be members of the itty bitty titty committee. (Witty!)

A picture of breasts[edit]

three chicken breasts

Possible link with colony collapse disorder[edit]

What kind of bees produce milk?

Boob bees.


Foot fetishists exist who also enjoy breasts.