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Edit conflict! ^_^
- *bzzt*break two-one, that you Jellyfish? This is teh Squirrel. Edit conflict yerself.
- anyway, tomorrow. Funny CP spoof. Not right just this minute. Down and on the side, we gone.
- Affirmative. Will edit conflict you tomorrow.
- By the way, Human said he put anthrax on your walkie talkie. It's probably fine, though.
- Well you tell that Human I hear he's yer good buddy and he's prolly one o'them three-legged beavers. That's a negatory on the walkie talkie, runnin' a footwarmer here, you sound like yer runnin' barefoot?
- Beavers? Footwarmers?? Barefoot???
- *consults sparse memories of CB language*
- Er... how many yer burning?
- So many that Uncle Foxtrot Charlie Charlie don't wanna know. Got a case of white line fever right about now so we gonna pull over and cut some z's at the next rest-em-up place, catch ya on teh flip-flop, we gone. Squirrel 10-7.
- Two things:
- 1. I don't actually remember what that question means.
- 2. WP tells me that UFCC is the United Farmers Co-operative Company.
- Interesting... (And I didn't understand anything after "white line fever". You meanie)
- Four wheelers.... who think they are truckers.
- This that three-legged beaver we was talkin' about? Driver, you wouldn't know a four wheeler if that bucket of bolts yer drivin' broke down at teh choke'n'puke
- Duck boys, bear on the horizon! Take it down good buddy.
- I may be yer buddy but I ain't yer "good" buddy driver. Anyways better get out of teh hammer lane cuz that bear is lookin' at you.
- Good buddy only applies over CB, in person, it means your teh ghey. So get over it.
- It means the same thing on CB..also, doing the ~~~~ thing is not appropriate for teh CB, but going 10-7 before Uncle Foxtrot Charlie Charlie triangulates where this not-entirely-barefoot signal is coming from is. We gone, 10-7 fer real this time.
- Breaker breaker 1-9, what's your 20? The bear is over the hill, repeat, over the hill, let's get this convoy rolling!
- It means the same thing on CB..also, doing the ~~~~ thing is not appropriate for teh CB, but going 10-7 before Uncle Foxtrot Charlie Charlie triangulates where this not-entirely-barefoot signal is coming from is. We gone, 10-7 fer real this time.
- Good buddy only applies over CB, in person, it means your teh ghey. So get over it.
- I may be yer buddy but I ain't yer "good" buddy driver. Anyways better get out of teh hammer lane cuz that bear is lookin' at you.
- Duck boys, bear on the horizon! Take it down good buddy.
- This that three-legged beaver we was talkin' about? Driver, you wouldn't know a four wheeler if that bucket of bolts yer drivin' broke down at teh choke'n'puke
- Four wheelers.... who think they are truckers.
- So many that Uncle Foxtrot Charlie Charlie don't wanna know. Got a case of white line fever right about now so we gonna pull over and cut some z's at the next rest-em-up place, catch ya on teh flip-flop, we gone. Squirrel 10-7.
- Well you tell that Human I hear he's yer good buddy and he's prolly one o'them three-legged beavers. That's a negatory on the walkie talkie, runnin' a footwarmer here, you sound like yer runnin' barefoot?
Break, break. Anyone out there in CB land got yer ears on?
- Nobody out there huh? Catch you on the flip-flop. 10-7, we gone.