Fun:Cognoscenti

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"The MOVERS and shakers"


There are many cognoscenti (whisper the name) at RW, there are those who have the power to obliterate 'Eddy Torrs' (a notoriously uncontrollable breed) and some have the power to demote others to the state of Sissop a mysterious land known to few ( the dark and secret regions of the ruling underworld). Yet others are able to 'Chekyooser', the true meaning of this term is unclear but the powerful words 'eye pee detekt' are not unconnected.* Should you incur the displeasure of one of the cognoscenti your only hope is the mantra: "Eye amasok ofan drews hafly" the reason for the efficacy of this chant is unclear but all genuflect and admit defeat upon hearing it.

It is unclear whether or not the Cognoscenti are part of, or are the leaders of, the vast left wing communist consensus.

*For reasons unknown to the great unwashed the cognoscenti have rejected the use of this power in order that all might be anonymous.