Fun:Flat Earther Bingo

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"Hi, Billy Mays here for the Flat Earther Bingo!"
A bingo card to make arguments with Flat Earthers go a bit more smoothly. Since most of them use the same few arguments, just mark 'em off as you see 'em.
Flat Earther Bingo
NASA is government propoganda! Misinterpreted bad experiment The Bible! [Picture of ice sheets] proves the ice wall exists! If leaving the atmosphere is so hot, how can humans go to space and survive?
This is a picture of a flat surface, but it looks curved! Einstein said the Earth is flat! Fish-eye lens! Why do all the pictures look different? (Because it’s impossible for more than one camera, angle, or distance to be used!) Globetard!
Curvature is just warped light! “Gravity” is just electromagnetism! Unfalsifiable ad hoc explanation when proven false
The Round Earth Theory is only 500 years old! How can can gravity hold down entire oceans, but not birds?
If the Earth were spinning that fast we would feel it! United Nations logo! This high-up photograph (Photograph too low to see much curvature) proves there is no curvature! CGI/LAR! Water can’t stick to a spinning surface!
Neil deGrasse Tyson said Earth was pear-shaped! NWO plot! Ignoring all space agencies besides NASA On a round Earth, we are so insignificant! NASA was founded by Nazis!
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